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2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.
4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.
5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.
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8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.
9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.
10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.
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Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.
360 version please.
I'll see what I can come up with in earnest.
OK, so if I take a picture of me looking at pictures from the Velocity Micro contest, does that count?
Fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyway.
Then I did this in my third game. It was pretty bad too.
Both are in the same vein so I guess you can count em as one. Not exactly switching the labels on salt and sugar though.
PS3 version should the unlikely happen.
...but, I'm from Europe and you are all racists and child molesters!
I'm correcting you when I clearly don't have the level of clout to do such a thing. I'm also doing it in such a way that ensures everyone will see your mistake forever, disgracing your name as an editor. Is that bad enough?
I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad to the bone.
360 version
360 version please.
For 9000 seconds ha ha ha!
And 360 version if I win..
-First of all I am playing ET for the Atari 2600...that's bad
-I'm using an emulator...that's bad
-I'm using my SNES controller with usb adapter for playing this horrible game...that's bad
-It's 5 in the afternoon and I am still wearing Pajama pants and a retro gaming t-shirt...that's BAD
so this is pretty much the baddest thing I could think of doing that didn't involve felony charges...PS3 Version please!
I'm not even kidding...
Xbox 360 Version Please!
Argh! Here it is. And I'm still not kidding about that play time...
360 version please!
I work at Togos, therefore, FUCK YOU SUBWAY
I am so hardcore.
Yeah, I went there.
Not a lot of faith that I'll win, particularly in light of Merry Ho's very bad behavior, but I'd take a 360 version if you felt so inclined.
what's awesome about me shitting in complete public? this pic aint even me. It's my friend during another friend's b-day party.
yea. I'm REAL BAD Dtoid. Send me my 360 version please.
I'm a bad motherfucker. Xbox 360, please.
That's right bitches. I took down my earlier picture and am posting it up ONCE AGAIN. Anyways, as to what Ho said, I got really frustrated trying to crop out that white shit so I just took it down...
Anyways, this is what my life was and it's BAAADDD. I'm also very bad for creating upwards of 3 posts and not accomplishing ANYTHING!
First: 360 cover off, hospital tape and white cardboard.
Then: Put it all back, the cable out for pic purposes, I'll have it loosely in the back. Now I wait for the turn on in a week. (I had the lighter so you can see my face...(-_-))
If I win (in which case, I would like the 360 version, please), I will post a c-blog with the reaction (maybe with or without video).
I know a psychiatrist in Maryland. I can get you an appointment maybe next month or so if you live nearby.
360
besides, I herd hamza lieks mudkipz
"All you have to do to enter is take a picture of yourself doing something bad."
correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think anime porn or screenshots count as pictures of yourself.
I'm exempt from that rule because I never learned to read.
@ Braulio
unless you took that picture yourself, I don't think so.