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Contest: Win an exclusive E3 Avatar prop photo

Back at E3 when Microsoft officially announced props for Avatars, they teased press with the chance to win an exclusive prop. Well, the prop has arrived -- it's an E3 2009 trophy!

Yeah, that's it up there. We won one. Since there's like a billion of us who work here, we decided to stop all of the fighting and give it away on the site to one reader. Lucky you!

Here's how you win: Simply think up a caption for the above image. It could be something the Avatar is saying, for example. Our idea was "YOUR CAPTION HERE," which is not really funny or creative. You can do better than that, we think. Post your entry in the comments.

We'll pick a winner tomorrow at 12:00 PM Eastern, and your first entry/comment will be your last, so make it count! 






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Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:42
Super Drybones
"This is going right up my vagina!"
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:45
Kohlstream
"Talk about your pieces of crap!"
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:45
Jesus H Christ
"Finally, something to fill the void where my soul once was!"
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:48
Havoc Fang
"I love having tadpoles for eyes!"
jackburnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:48
jackburnt
"This will may my cereal extra fancy."
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:48
007
"THIS COMPENSATES FOR NOTHING!"
Jon Bloodspray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:50
Jon Bloodspray
"NXE updates are most certainly worth it now!"
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:50
Andrew Kauz
The officials at the patent office were left dumbfounded by Maria's pitch for a new children's training toilet.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:51
VGFreak1225
"Only 250 Microsoft points!"
bastardmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:51
bastardmaster
"Fanfuckintastic, I can pawn this shit and replace my 360, AGAIN."
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:51
Nic128
"I'm better than you."
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:52
Nic128
"I'm better than you."
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:52
Shadowiii
"And the award for 'most Mii like copycat' goes to..."
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:53
Cartman
" Take THAT, Nintendo! "
thornier-gravy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:53
thornier-gravy
“Wow! I didn’t expect a award for eating all those babies.”
CowMuffins's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:53
CowMuffins
"Whoa, look what I got! I should come out of the kitchen more often!"
AndyPandy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:54
AndyPandy
"YES....Its FREE:):)"
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:54
Arkhon
"Gee, this was just exactly what I wanted, Microsoft."
[thought]"Dammit, I wanted Facebook and Twitter!"[/thought]
Fo0dNippl3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:55
Fo0dNippl3
"This is definitely going to be used for some drinking games."
Deekman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:55
Deekman
Trophies! No longer PS3 exclusive.
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:55
MowDownJoe
She thought to herself, "Where's the rest of my eyes? And my bottom row of teeth?"
BrazeGoesMoo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:57
BrazeGoesMoo
Hidden bonus: Exclusive E3 2009 5-o'clock shadow
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:58
Black Nexus
I'm speechless.
WaltDeWalt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:58
WaltDeWalt
"I am the best gamer ever. My free and useless avatar trophy proves this. Sorry, we can't all be 1337."
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:58
CRAZYAPE69
''i secretly have a penis''
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:59
CRAZYAPE69
''i secretly have a penis''
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:59
CRAZYAPE69
''i secretly have a penis''
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:59
Sassafrass
"Please don't shoot. I promise I'll keep smiling."
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 15:59
CRAZYAPE69
''i secretly have a penis''
Android8675's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:00
Android8675
"All I need now are some St. Pauli Girl leiderhousen (sp?) and I'll be set!"
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:00
ZServ
"Insert Witty Caption Here."
Duuuude's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:00
Duuuude
"Does This Trophy's Reflection Make Me Look Fat?"
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:00
d0nfil0fi0
"Now I've got a safe place to put the ashes of my grandmother"
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:01
Tdiddy9182
"Almost makes me feel better about my small penis. Almost..."
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:01
Paustinj
"I am VelocityGirl, hear me roar"
HawkxSx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:02
HawkxSx
"It's just like an Oscar: Useless."
zandy1123's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:03
zandy1123
"This only cost 100,000 Mircosoft points. That makes it free in real money terms, right?!"
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:04
ShinAmano
'Stop eying my trophy or I swear to god I will corpse hump you!'
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:04
Gibbo
"Well, it's all downhill from here on."
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:06
Justice
"Thank goodness, holding the trophy at this angle is sure to make my pee stain look like a shadow!"
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:06
Blasto
"One girl, one cup"
Jizl Tizl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:07
Jizl Tizl
"I can't wait to show Milo!"
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:08
Xhumation
"This will be the crowning achievement of my career as an avatar, after this I'll marry some asshole have a couple of kids. I'll look at this trophy as a reminder of the days when I had a figure. My dreams have been crushed, no longer am I capable of hope but at least..there's this trophy"
almityspartan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:09
almityspartan
"This you dont have to pay for...yet"
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:09
flabzilla
"Avatars: still so gamer guy who has more videogames than friends"
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:09
casesomething
"Even more useless than horse armor! Well, at least this one doesn't cost five fucking dollars like a lightsaber!
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:10
ryu89
"Ironic, considering the competitions rewards system isn't it?"
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:10
snotrocket
Maybe if I hold it higher people won't notice I have the same outfit as a thousand other people!
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:11
brimtastic
"It's useless! Buy now!"
Proper Badman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 16:11
Proper Badman
"I love the trophy... its so bad"
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