PAX East 2011 3-day passes are SOLD OUT! Lucky for you, the awesome crew over at Ska Studios have FIVE passes to give out to Destructoid readers! Ska Studios will have The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile at booth #607 for fans to try out and Dtoid readers will especially want to check out the game seeing as how one of the attacks in the game was named by a Dtoider!
So what do you have to do to enter? Simply tell us in the comments how you would personally thank Ska Studios in person if you're the winner of one of the passes. You're going to have to follow through if you win so you better be prepared to do exactly what you say at Ska Studios booth.
The five best comments describing what they would do will get the passes. You have until March 4 at 11:59PM CST to enter. Good luck!
Note: Travel and accommodations will not be provided. This contest is just for the three-day passes!
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And then you would smile like a vampire.
Generosity
Thy name is Ska Studios
Send me to PAX East
Best of luck to everyone.
Also, a big box of donuts, because you can't eat roses.
I would drive to Jayson 619's home, and beat the shit outta him with a Spiked Bat
I would buy every Ska game ever across 30 xbox live accounts.
I would Dress up as Poison next halloween.
I would Skullfuck the shit outta Jamezila.
i would let Jamezila skullfuck the shit outta me.
I would go on fox news, schedule a supposed interview bashing videogame, but instead i would show up in a Dickwolves hoodie talking about nothing but squidbear and Jim Sterling's articles.
Id' inject roids into my boner, giving me a boner as big as a master sword.
id replace my goatee with a makeshift beard made with glue and pubic hair.
i'd play Amnesia with a straight face.
yeaaaah.
(just repeating so they know I'm not kidding)
Here is a glimpse of me 7 years ago in Iraq after chugging a six pack of warm 7up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_O_iH4SiYw
And my wife would make them all sandwiches!
And my baby would giggle for them and say "Thank you" in her cute little baby voice (Or hide her face in my shoulder and wonder why they just signed my tits...)!
My contribution to this poop school is this. It's a admissions video that I made sure contained the whistle theme to Deadly Premonition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abS4KcJ3PmM
Yea, that's exactly how it would go...
1) bring my laptop
2) copy 14mb or more of code from The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile
3) ??????
4) PROFIT!
I am so original.... wait...
I would then hug everyone of them and try not to throw up the aforementioned imbibed substances and tell them that, simply, they had made me a very happy krogan for three days. I may or may not be intoxicated writing this right now:)
Later on i would tell them its a lie :)
I would not only personally thank, and bow to them for allowing me to attend my first convention, but also wear a top hat, monocle, and suit during the convention and utilize my most suave voice to ensorcell nearby PAX goers to look at Ska Studios' booth. I would be willing to do this all three days during PAX East. Help me become the gentleman I wish I were. (All clothes are provided by myself)
Thank you, Ska Studios, for this opportunity.
- Dormedas
All I need is some of Hamza's hair and/or nail clippings, and I'm good to go.
While we're at it, I'd like some of Jim Sterling's hair and/or nail clippings. That, however, is a personal matter.
I can't think of much that would benefit these guys more.