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PAX East 2011 3-day passes are SOLD OUT! Lucky for you, the awesome crew over at Ska Studios have FIVE passes to give out to Destructoid readers! Ska Studios will have The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile at booth #607 for fans to try out and Dtoid readers will especially want to check out the game seeing as how one of the attacks in the game was named by a Dtoider!

So what do you have to do to enter? Simply tell us in the comments how you would personally thank Ska Studios in person if you're the winner of one of the passes. You're going to have to follow through if you win so you better be prepared to do exactly what you say at Ska Studios booth.

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prryjcksn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:10
prryjcksn
I would probably kiss there feet and maybe suck on toes. It's something i'm not a fan of doing but if I have to in order to go to PAX East, bring on the feet.
Darckcloud723's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:16
Darckcloud723
I would punch a baby! (not getting)
Darckcloud723's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:21
Darckcloud723
*kidding
geezyj's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:21
geezyj
good luck everyone!
Intercept's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:24
Intercept
First of all, I would kneel and bow to them over and over again, until they gave me permission to stop honoring their greatness. Then I would namedrop The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile in every single conversation I had. At the end of PAX, I would repeat my earlier bowing plan. I would also run through the halls of PAX dressed as one of the characters from the game. Or anything else they wanted for that matter. Anything.
Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:25
Boatz
I would present Ska Studios with a dishwasher. BUT NOT JUST ANY DISHWASHER. I would give them a Bosch SRV43M03GB, one of the few Editor's Pick dishwashers at crowdstore.com. It's designed to blend right into your kitchen setup. Just THINK of the pleasure you will get when guests of yours are looking for a toaster, and they open up the cupboard and OMFG THAT'S A STEALTH DISHWASHER.

And then you would smile like a vampire.
Humtuk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:26
Humtuk
I am a chubby male and I would cosplay as any female of their choice. they would have to supply a costume but I would dress up as any half naked female character.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:28
Tristrix
I would present a hand-written Haiku for each member of Ska Studios, incorporating their name and one of their personal interests. I would of course need to email them before hand to find out what that might be, but each Haiku would be lovingly inscribed on its own individual note card as a keepsake to commemorate the occasion.

Generosity
Thy name is Ska Studios
Send me to PAX East
Drink Moxie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:29
Drink Moxie
i would walk up to the employees of Ska studios and give them all a hearty hand shake and a thank you for getting me in to PAX east
prolifikstudio's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:37
prolifikstudio
I would use Fevor shine to scrub all of their equipment, ward off any unwanted vampires who think they can bite Michell's neck then I would help James give bloody Autographs to his devoted fans unless the other guy already does that. But before all of this I would say a million thank yous.
JZ nology's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:37
JZ nology
Get down on both knees and (get mind out of gutter) a praise "were not worth" "were not worthy"
prolifikstudio's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:37
prolifikstudio
I would use Fevor shine to scrub all of their equipment, ward off any unwanted vampires who think they can bite Michell's neck then I would help James give bloody Autographs to his devoted fans unless the other guy already does that. But before all of this I would say a million thank yous.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:41
Cataract
I'd suplex a bear.
Gnyf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:43
Gnyf
Since Boston is a long ways away from Denmark I won't enter, but if it was me I'd give them a big hug, nothing less, nothing more... as far as comments go some of them are a bit creepy.
diztrukted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:44
diztrukted
i'd suplex Jesus
shadow2398's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:44
shadow2398
Besides the unending praise and thanks, I would more than happily remake any level from the new game in minecraft, I would also offer my services as an unpaid intern to help running the booth. Oh, if they wanted me to cosplay as anything? No problem, Punch wannabe twilight styled vampires in the face? No biggie, cosplay as princess peach to the halo: reach tournament on sunday? HELL YEAH! Basically I'll be their one man free advertising campaign, and do really stupid (within legal limits of course) things for the sake of getting the game's name out there.

Best of luck to everyone.
Icemaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:47
Icemaz
I'd make them each a cup of tea just how they like it.
Maniac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:47
Maniac
I would work at their booth for them for all of Saturday (or until they get tired of me and tell me to just go enjoy the show ;) )
and0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:48
and0
I'd draw you them something awesome.
tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:50
tuoman
I'd sport a boner around their booth.
Mike Wuest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:55
Mike Wuest
Firm handshake segued into a one-armed bro-hug. Plus a 'Thank you very much.' Anything more than that and it just gets weird for everybody.
Unnatural20's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:56
Unnatural20
Bouquet of roses, one for each member of the team.
Also, a big box of donuts, because you can't eat roses.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 10:56
Epic-Kx
This is what i would do:

I would drive to Jayson 619's home, and beat the shit outta him with a Spiked Bat

I would buy every Ska game ever across 30 xbox live accounts.

I would Dress up as Poison next halloween.

I would Skullfuck the shit outta Jamezila.

i would let Jamezila skullfuck the shit outta me.

I would go on fox news, schedule a supposed interview bashing videogame, but instead i would show up in a Dickwolves hoodie talking about nothing but squidbear and Jim Sterling's articles.

Id' inject roids into my boner, giving me a boner as big as a master sword.

id replace my goatee with a makeshift beard made with glue and pubic hair.

i'd play Amnesia with a straight face.

yeaaaah.
Darckcloud723's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:04
Darckcloud723
(no joke) I would punch a baby!!!
(just repeating so they know I'm not kidding)
QCVic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:08
QCVic
I would rap my thanks to them with a Homemade "Thank You Ska Studios" T-Shirt on!!!!!....and end it with a Vampire Smile (yes I'll put on some vampire teeth and smile at the end)
bopstrong's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:09
bopstrong
I would attempt the gallon challenge, drink a gallon of milk in 30 minutes

Here is a glimpse of me 7 years ago in Iraq after chugging a six pack of warm 7up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_O_iH4SiYw
Dunsparce4Prez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:09
Dunsparce4Prez
I'd shake their hand.
rochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:11
rochet
I would say I am not worthy to them while bowing up and down like waynes world.
DaBundy21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:29
DaBundy21
I would offer to go grab them lunch at one of the many awesome restraunts near by.
LloydBraun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:32
LloydBraun
I would let them choose anyone for me to cosplay as AND carry around a cat during PAX. I am allergic to cats, so this ups the stakes quite a bit.
ChiefLethal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 11:52
ChiefLethal
I would create an 18 x 24 inch oil painting based on characters from their game/s, framed, and covered with a sheet of silk. The painting would be unveiled/presented to the developers on behalf of those in support of indy developers everywhere (i'll work that into a short speech, somehow).
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:00
ME4Twaffle
I would let them autograph my tits!
And my wife would make them all sandwiches!
And my baby would giggle for them and say "Thank you" in her cute little baby voice (Or hide her face in my shoulder and wonder why they just signed my tits...)!
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:09
Arsenic13
I go to the same college that the founder of SKA came from. I would thank him greatly, and give him 1000 blessings for dealing with this horrid place. It's a decent school, but as a tech school, 30kbs internet speeds during the day is a huge POS. I can see how his ambitions were founded on having to go here and all of its limitations. So I would thank him for making the first Dishwasher, which I suck at and cant beat, I will also thank him for being a success from this school, and I'll also give him a hug because I do that sometimes.

My contribution to this poop school is this. It's a admissions video that I made sure contained the whistle theme to Deadly Premonition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abS4KcJ3PmM
legionl33t's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:20
legionl33t
I Would thank them by promoting their games all over PAX
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:26
Fuzunga
First thing I would do is thank them for getting me a three day pass to PAX East and for making such badass games. Then I'd get us a few pizzas, liters of soda, a boombox from the 90s, (whatever the Ska guys want to eat/listen to) and pull up some chairs so we could have a spontaneous Vampire Smile party! I'd pull out a megaphone announcing free pizza and an awesome game for anyone who stops by the booth. I'd put a slice of pizza in the hand of every passerby and give them a seat and a controller so we can all chill with some Dishwasher Vampire Smile. As everyone knows, the lure of free pizza is too strong to pass up. We'd have a crapton of people having a blast in no time! People would gather around in amazement as they watch the awesomeness that is The Dishwasher. Hell, I'll probably have to fed off rabid spectators with a chair so everyone could get a fair turn! If I'm sent to PAX East, I'll make sure that the Ska booth will be THE place to be. Together, we'll steal the show. Oh, and they'll end up making a lot of new fans. I'm pretty sure I can boost sales of this game.
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:32
zeroword
First I would play the game, then upon discovering that there are no shiny glittering vampires in it, I would proceed to challenge them to a samurai duel. "My blade must now taste blood" I say as the background turns black and white and No Doubt plays "Don't Speak" in the background. Midway into the duel as the song finishes, I realize my folly and commit ritual suicide in front of the booth with tears shedding down my cheeks. "I am sorry, it is truly a great game" I would say as my blood pours.

Yea, that's exactly how it would go...
Lemuel Gomez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:37
Lemuel Gomez
I would either go for the polite route and thank all of them for giving a lowly ordinary high schooler the opportunity to go their first convention, or go for the gusto route and act like free publicity for them at pax East
kuz101's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 12:55
kuz101
I would:
1) bring my laptop
2) copy 14mb or more of code from The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile
3) ??????
4) PROFIT!
I am so original.... wait...
mratomix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:00
mratomix
I'd be more than down to get borderline alcohol poisoning with any of these people. Then dress up as The Dishwasher and carry around a cardboard katana throughout pax and lounge very erotically around all of the booths and ask people if they've seen that punk ass, motherfucking cyborg so I can slap that bitch silly.

I would then hug everyone of them and try not to throw up the aforementioned imbibed substances and tell them that, simply, they had made me a very happy krogan for three days. I may or may not be intoxicated writing this right now:)
Darkshowdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:12
Darkshowdo
I would bake a cake and write there logo on it, then i would hand it to them.

Later on i would tell them its a lie :)
grimrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:15
grimrock
Manly Sliding bow at feet~!
dormedas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:17
dormedas
To Ska Studios:

I would not only personally thank, and bow to them for allowing me to attend my first convention, but also wear a top hat, monocle, and suit during the convention and utilize my most suave voice to ensorcell nearby PAX goers to look at Ska Studios' booth. I would be willing to do this all three days during PAX East. Help me become the gentleman I wish I were. (All clothes are provided by myself)

Thank you, Ska Studios, for this opportunity.
- Dormedas
GoodlyMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:17
GoodlyMike
I would probably cry tears of joy as soon as I set foot into the building. I want to see all of the new games and everything else PAX has to offer. It's funny because Boston is literally 30 miles away from my hometown. But I know I won't win this because there are a million other people who deserve to go. But hey, I tried.
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:24
pokota
I would craft a Hamza voodoo doll and present it to the Ska Studios staff. That way, if they ever got a bad review from Destructoid, they can work their frustration out in a manner that is only damaging to Hamza himself. Also, I understand that you cannot be prosecuted for the effects of a curse.

All I need is some of Hamza's hair and/or nail clippings, and I'm good to go.

While we're at it, I'd like some of Jim Sterling's hair and/or nail clippings. That, however, is a personal matter.
Caitlin Cooke's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:29
Caitlin Cooke
I would deliver a Portal cake, and it won't be a lie.
bkpartisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:32
bkpartisan
My offer is to buy a copy of Vampire Smile or Dead Samurai for 5 random people who visit your booth during PAX. I also understand that working the booth can build quite a thirst, so I would be willing to keep the staff stocked up on tasty Boston brews. I missed prereg because I am trying to defend my thesis this month. Help a coder out!
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 13:47
Banana Kid
I would buy their game, and if it was good, I would recommend it to my friends.

I can't think of much that would benefit these guys more.
Domingo Farias's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 14:16
Domingo Farias
I'd like to party with them for sure, bar hop post-pax, and make some bad decisions.
Domingo Farias's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 14:16
Domingo Farias
I'd like to party with them for sure, bar hop post-pax, and make some bad decisions.
omnomasaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2011 14:33
omnomasaur
I would wash their dishes.
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