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Contest: Wear a tight shirt, win a copy of The Wheelman! photo

Here at Destructoid, we have quite a bit of respect for Vin Diesel. This guy has openly admitted that he's a bit of a nerd, having spent much of his youth playing Dungeons & Dragons. As an adult, he's starred in a number of blockbuster films, won the adoration of both women and men alike, and started his own game company, Tigon Studios.

Also, he can bench press a car. 

So its in the spirit of Vin that we want to give away some copies of Ubisoft's and Midway's The Wheelman! We have in our possession two copies of the game for Xbox 360, and three copies for the PlayStaion 3. Since Vin Diesel is huge, he can get away with wearing tight shirts; you know, to show off his guns. 

We want you to post pictures of yourself wearing a tight shirt in the comments, holding the controller of your console of choice. Dare to be silly, as we'll be picking our favorites and sending them a copy of The Wheelman for their console of choice. (Remember, be sure to display the controller of the console you want to win the game on; you can hold up both if you're mult-console friendly.)

We'll accept entries through the end of Destructoid day (central time) on Tuesday, April 21. Good luck!






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bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:25
bluexy
Just what I always wanted... Destructoid kids in tight shirts. You've got a sick sense of humor, you know that Nick?
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:26
wanderingpixel
I would if I had a six-pack.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:31
John Johnson
Spoiler alert: A bosomy young lass will win this game.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:31
Jordan Devore
Manboobs or GTFO!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:32
Nick Chester
You don't have to be in shape, guys. Just have fun with it. No shame = free game!
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:32
the Golden Avatar
Ha, I'm totally doing this when I get home.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:35
sickNasty
I guess I can just reuse the outfit I had on for that laptop contest
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:36
Mushman
hahahaha, brilliant.

Looking forward to see the results. I'm sure there will be laughs to be had, partly due to what bluexy said.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:37
GuitarAtomik
This contest was custom made for me.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:38
Chocobo Knight
Oh, the horror!
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:42
Senisan
I'm going to use this opportunity to shyly show off my man-bewbs.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:48
bodybreak
jacked and tan.

yeah, those are DS3's -- and yes, they do weigh considerably more than their sixaxis counterparts.

also: i'm not a lurker anymore!
cinsoccer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:48
cinsoccer
...finally a chance to use the shirt that I bought a size too small.
Son of BaconSandwhich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:49
Son of BaconSandwhich
OH SNAAAP.

I gotta go to Buckle or something now, don't I?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:51
Qraze
heres mine. its pretty gay.





so gay.i'm gonna regret this down the line dammit but free is free.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:55
fetusmilk
this was the smallest shirt i had.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:55
falinter
God, this is getting nasty fast.

...I can't wait for more
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:56
PappaDukes
@Qraze - what's more surprisingly more disturbing is the amount of jugs you own.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:56
de BLOO
*waiting on a Qraze photoshop*

plz.

Mine will be up later, in school I have to remain emotionless. Or the hot chickies might question their obsession with EVERYTING I do.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:57
grassr00ts
Wow, this is going to get ugly
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 14:58
Timmeh
I'm going to make a note not to look at this page again.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:02
Qraze
everyone needs jugs. that shirt was a beast to get off, i nearly choked myself and cut off the circulation to my hairy belly. last time i put a 5 year olds clothes on for anything.
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:08
Saint Demon



Look at those abs.
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:09
Daniel Carneiro
Is this US only or can we eurofags also show our sexy bodies?
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:09
bloodylip
Damn it!

jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:11
jawshoeuh
Wow! Every one is a ps3 controller so far. I'm shocked. Can't wait to get home and rummage through my wife's clothes.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:16
fetusmilk
cross dressing is an automatic disqualification.
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:16
Chack
Ummm... Worldwide contest?
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:18
MissHinasaki
I refuse to enter this because I don't feel that it is right for women to participate in this. I will instead force TsunamiKitsune to wear one of my shirts in public and enter.
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:25
CrakieRacooon
christ this is gonna end very badly
pezking6983's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:34
pezking6983

Neccesary crotch shot to prove tightness.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 15:56
Qraze
this was just too much fun, i got more.









dammit man.
Alanar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:07
Alanar
Two questions: Is the Xbox 360 version of that game code-free and is this contest open to non-US residents (for example, I don't know, Europeans)? If that's a double yes, then here are the man-boobs!



Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:13
Drewcifer000
[img]file:///C:/Users/Drew/Documents/Youcam/Snapshot_20090416_2.jpg[/img]

This tight shirt is making my armpits itch.

[img]file:///C:/Users/Drew/Documents/Youcam/Snapshot_20090416_8.jpg[/img]

Also, I hope I did this image thing right...
oberoi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:18
oberoi
Upsides of having a girlfriend:

Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:21
Drewcifer000
Let's try that again...



Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:24
Qraze
rugrats shirt is win
DrManik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:33
DrManik
If only your mothers could see you now.
16bitmonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:50
16bitmonster
@Qraze its a devil wears prada rip off shirt.. not so much win..
JxSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 16:54
JxSin


I tried to do an intimidating face.
theplayerofgames's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 17:08
theplayerofgames
Ahh, I can't believe I'm doing this...

Just because I have one


Also, you owe me a new t-shit
Nukkus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 17:21
Nukkus


i am SO beaufiful!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 17:40
Clance
BNP? WTF?

Not on my shift.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 17:48
Darren Nakamura
Since when is the end of Destructoid Day Central time? Most people are on either coast.
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 18:28
Roager
I call shenanigans. It is discriminatory to have us wear a tight shirt. The skinny among us cant find shirts that arent loose.

Or I could just go shop for toddler clothes.

Fuck, I dunno.

I want to do this contest even if I dont win. Very much so. Just for shits and giggles.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 18:43
Chris Carter
Hahaha I was going to enter this but I have no fucking chance. So many good entries so far.
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 19:08
lastSKYsamurai
Hmmmmm, technically, I might be cheating. Though that still doesn't mean that it's any good. I just like thinking outside the box.

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