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Update! I'm happy I have something productive to do while meandering on the interturbes at 2am for once.  Congratulations to the following three Dtoiders -- I've got one of these blue boxes with your name on it!  You'll get an email from me shortly.  If you don't, check your spam folders.  Don't make me hunt you down.

Spartacus
ShawnKelfonne
nukka jdav

Didn't win it?  Don't worry -- there will be three more winners for $500 cash prizes to be announced at midnight November 28.  To qualify just play the game. Playing also gives you a chance to win some fast gaming systems from Cyberpower, so get on that. Best of luck!

On an unrelated note, we're also giving away a $3,000 guitar.  You may want to read this.

Original post, 11/20:

See these beautiful shiny blue boxes with an Intel Core 2 Quad Processor (Q9400) inside? We just shipped out a ton of them to lucky Dtoiders and we're giving away more tonight.  Everyone is eligible to enter -- just play by midnight (12PM EST) for a chance to win one by random drawing. Refresh this post tonight to discover if you've won or if some guy in British Columbia stole it from you. (Congrats, Atlas!) 






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Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:44
Joanna Mueller
Now that Atlas is out of the way I can finally win something.
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:54
VengefulPenor
I Hope I am winrar
The Scientist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:05
The Scientist
Ah, my good friend Chance. It's good to meet you again.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:08
Excel-2011
I sure hope that the experiences I faced with the horrid controls of these games are worth any prize up for grabs.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:18
MaxVest
Professional-Grade Tip: Using a trackpad in lieu of a mouse is probably not the best idea here.
- Try combining the WITHERED HUSK with the ESSENCE OF LIFE'S OIL to create a convincing disguise that will allow you to slip past the guards.

4.8 thumbs up.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:35
Danmartigan
I want what MaxVest is smoking
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:37
Niero
Make that two. Does anyone have a marketing contact at Oil of Olay for the next contest?
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:40
sicPOS
3rd time's a charm?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:42
MaxVest
As a frequent user of Jergen's hand lotion, I probably have a lot of clout in the industry.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:08
Atlas
I still can't believe I won this and I DIDNT KNOW FOR A WEEK!
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:30
TheBigFeel
I hope I win for being in dead last place.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:39
Excel-2011
@MaxVest:
I sure we get consolation prizes for being forced to use laptops for this contest.
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 22:07
VengefulPenor
@Atlas That sucks man.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:05
Atlas
BTW I am talking about the last contest for these. People just checking out this article which is now updated with the winners might think I am crazy.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:10
Cube
My hoped and dreams of owning a new cpu and building double cpu machine for tonight are now crushed.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:22
king3vbo
MaxVest - Hook a brother up
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:23
The Incredible Edible Egg
Excuse me, I can't seem to play this game. My inkies seem to all be mastacists and otherwise suicidal.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:47
nukka jdav
Haha shit, this is sweet news.

Thanks Destructoid!!
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:56
bluexy
Congratulations folk!

1 more chance... one more.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 04:30
nebones
congratz to the winnarz
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 05:31
VengefulPenor
Protip: If you didn't win buy a Q6600 and a good heatsink, then overclock to 3.3 ghz YAY!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 07:23
atastysammich
Damn you, some guy in British Columbia!!
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 08:05
ShawnKelfonne
Oh man, awesome!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 08:05
Maurice Tan
I am Spartacus!
b33b3s's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 11:57
b33b3s
No I'm Spartacus!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 15:16
Spartacus
holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:30
electricmole
wait do i have to play again to earn an entry for the next prize? or am i already in if i see my score on the leaderboard.

anyway congrats.
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