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Contest reminders: Win Grand Theft Auto 4, a PS3, and a trip to Cancun for two photo

You know, I never thought this would happen. We actually have so much stuff to give away to our readers that we have to pace ourselves. We can't wait to get these huge contests out the door to unveil the treasure chest of other stuff we have to get out of the Destructocloset. In the meantime, the two active contests are as follows:

WIN A COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO IV AND A DELUXE PS3 PACKAGE

All you have to do is complete a survey and let us know how to reach you when the contest is over. That's it!  The game isn't out for a bit so you still have some time - get on it!

WIN A TRIP TO CANCUN MEXICO FOR DESTRUCTOID'S TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY

To celebrate the unusual phenomenon that is Destructoid I am flying two random people from our community to join our Destructoid two year festivities in Cancun, Mexico. Mr. Destructoid will be present at the event but cannot protect you from venereal diseases, but he can cover your airfare and hotel. We're crossing the border with you in a body bag near the beginning of April - be sure to get your blog entry in and let us know why we should bring you.  Industry people and weird kids that wet their beds from the midwest are all invited, the more the merrier. Here's the hotel we'll be staying at.

More contests and slightly maladjusted news to come - thanks for supporting Destructoid! Rawr! 


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MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 03/04/2008 21:11
For an independent site, Destructoid sure does give away some amazing prizes.

I won't have a real vacation for the next three years (law school), so expect more entries for the Cancun contest.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 03/04/2008 21:14
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 03/04/2008 21:16
Its because we don't have any middle staff or high operating costs so far. Anything we make goes straight to staff or community, and the ad business is all outsourced. I've always said I wanted to give back more to the community and we're totally pulling it off :)
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 03/04/2008 21:17
So have you decided to what hotel resort are you going so i can see if there is a travel agency package with that hotel resort?
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 03/04/2008 21:23
I agree with Chee
crunks's Avatar
crunks at 03/04/2008 21:24
The PS3 is mine!
Scuba_Bean's Avatar
Scuba_Bean at 03/04/2008 21:24
Lies! The playstation of three is mine!
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 03/04/2008 21:26
ZEST!!!


...why does that crack me up so??
BFeld13's Avatar
BFeld13 at 03/04/2008 21:29
I would like a pstriple.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 03/04/2008 21:30
ZEST IS THE NEW MAYONNAISE!!!

@ Teta - I don't have the info on me but I will post soon
bluexy's Avatar
bluexy at 03/04/2008 21:30
Just a note for the Cancun contesteers: All American flights to Mexico require a passport now. Can't get away with a birth certificate or a hand job anymore. Also note that passports take -3 weeks- to process before you'll have one sent to you.

So entrants should make sure and apply for one this week!

This is for planes, I'm really not sure on paperwork required for Zeppelins, Hot Air Balloons, or the dragon from "The Never Ending Story."
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 03/04/2008 21:31
Please don't attract any more attention to the PS3 competition. The odds of winning are already lottery-esque.
Clockwork's Avatar
Clockwork at 03/04/2008 21:38
Goddamn that picture is awesome. And Eschatos is right, these posts aren't helping my chances.
MatCD's Avatar
MatCD at 03/04/2008 21:42
Wait, what about that copy of Twinkle Star Sprites that you talked about in the PS3 contest? I want that!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 03/04/2008 21:45
I'm going to win that PSTriple. The disembodied spirit of Chad Warren came to me in a dream telling me so.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 03/04/2008 21:50
So many contests! And so much more to come. Niero, Destructoid has really taken off in the last year and a half that I've been registered here. I remember the first contest I won involved me being one of the first people to post a comment on one of the stories... I still display that Fatal Fury hat proudly. A contest like that would be over in 5 seconds now-a-days.
PiKo's Avatar
PiKo at 03/04/2008 22:00
We'll I know what I could do with a PS3 and GTA4 but a trip to Cancun for two??? How am I ever suppose to find time for friends?!?
RJG's Avatar
RJG at 03/04/2008 22:25
Are these open to Australian residents? Because we sure could use some fun down here, what with the constant RAPE and all.

I'd love to win a PS3 so I don't have to pay $800 for one. And that's the 40GB model. ;_;
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 03/04/2008 22:45
Well, Niero, I've never actually won anything on Dtoid, so you're failing at giving back to me. So, I expect some contests where only pudgy, bearded 24-year-olds from New Jersey are allowed to enter, STAT.

You know where to find me, baby.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 03/04/2008 23:11
Getting a PS3 would be the bestest birthday gift ever. Srsly.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 03/04/2008 23:34
Also, Niero those awesome last commenter captions before you go into a blog fails to show italics. I thought I screwed up my comment at first
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 03/04/2008 23:47
@ GAMEGOBLIN

They ignore bold too. I think they just ignore anything inside of BBCode, actually.
Vixen's Avatar
Vixen at 03/05/2008 00:46
My birthday is on April 11 perfect timing for a birthday gift anyone agree!
Penguiness's Avatar
Penguiness at 03/05/2008 00:55
As long as we get the PS3 and game to take with us, otherwise it'd get pretty boring there with only the beach.
orao's Avatar
orao at 03/05/2008 01:16
Excellent site you have... also I can't figure out how to add an avatar.. I know it sounds ridiculous but there is no upload slot or anything else of the sort so help with that is appreciated
TheUsedVersion's Avatar
TheUsedVersion at 03/05/2008 01:25
Thanks Destructoid. Excellent site as always.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 03/05/2008 02:39
orao: email me at ctz@destructoid.com and I'll help you out with the avatar issue. Send along the avatar you want too :)
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marko72 at 03/05/2008 02:50
contact me through email: hulio31@optonline.net

i dont know if the survey saves the email, i just want to be sure in case i am the winnar!
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 03/05/2008 04:21
Niero thats a nice Shoop up there, you do that or did Topher?
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 03/05/2008 06:31
I finally decided what I'm doing for the contest. It's going to take me right until the deadline but hopefully it'll turn out awesome and I'll win :).
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 03/05/2008 14:07
I'd totally enter if:

a) That PS3 was a 60GB or it was the 360 version of GTAIV.

b) I didn't have classes during the Cancun trip.

Still, yay for community contests!
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 03/05/2008 14:58
Anyone going to Cancun regardless if the win or not the contest?

I think I'll need a roommate to be able to pay for the room >.>.
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 03/05/2008 20:20
We need another shoop contest. They're the only contests I ever win, my name never gets randomly selected.

Damn randomization with its inherent bias.
*shakes fist*
Lobster Mobster's Avatar
Lobster Mobster at 03/07/2008 14:39
OK, I did the survey... how are they going to contact me if I win? It never asked me for contact info.
media haze's Avatar
media haze at 03/07/2008 15:20
^^^
eclafitz's Avatar
eclafitz at 03/07/2008 17:48
Good stuff.
Gamechamp's Avatar
Gamechamp at 03/07/2008 18:30
How should we be letting you know how to reach us for the GTA contest?
Xerosnake90's Avatar
Xerosnake90 at 03/08/2008 00:54
I filled out survey, it was quite odd. Opened another page, did the survey, than it took me back here and that's it o.O; Trickery? XD
Timdabrat's Avatar
Timdabrat at 03/08/2008 15:28
Tim would want PS3 now plz, kthxbye.
Koga's Avatar
Koga at 03/10/2008 00:59
Me + Winning the PS3= Win
Morrius's Avatar
Morrius at 03/11/2008 14:00
Automobiles? Weird survey...
Raidensolid's Avatar
Raidensolid at 03/11/2008 23:18
Alright I did that survey, So what about sending the details?
kobun's Avatar
kobun at 03/25/2008 19:19
Ditto on the survey thingie. It never asked for contact info.
Cerialthriller's Avatar
Cerialthriller at 03/26/2008 11:12
thats cuz random selection contests are bogus half the time the "randomly selected" person is a fake person. I dont even think i was logged in when i clicked on the survey link..
Cerialthriller's Avatar
Cerialthriller at 03/26/2008 11:30
thats cuz random selection contests are bogus half the time the "randomly selected" person is a fake person. I dont even think i was logged in when i clicked on the survey link..
jfuego05's Avatar
jfuego05 at 03/26/2008 17:49
yup yup i need a ps3 and a super pc in my life that will sure make me a happy gaming freak lol yup yup make it happen niero
i believe in u and destructoid.com yup yup
Ryro's Avatar
Ryro at 03/28/2008 06:44
survey never asked for contact info. I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Lorex888's Avatar
Lorex888 at 04/03/2008 12:18
All your PS3s are belong to us!
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