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As a public disservice announcement, we would like to remind all Dtoid citizens that the above high-def Talladega Nights player will be dispatched to one lucky rat bastard next week, sponsored by God of War: Betrayal. If you haven't entered this contest yet, you automatically fail at internets. The entry requirements are simple: sign up for a free account, post a unique Betrayal-themed comment on this page, and up your odds by trying our chaotic community blogs beta, now frothing with nearly 14,000 members and nowhere close to implosion. The contest ends on September 19th, so get your entry in!

On another note, yours truly will be en-route to the Tokyo Game Show (sponsored by Destination Japan! HAI!!!) in the land of sushi, games, and bukkake on the 19th, so the winner will be announced at the end of the month barring any unforeseen seppuku. Look for our intensely confused coverage of the event and some other (warning: HYPE) very, very, very unique news about Life in Dtoid Land (what it' BE like?) next week. Trust me... if you've been with us from day one ... you are *so* not ready. Also, cocks.

 






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bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:49
bruceleethree
If I don't win it is a true BETRAYAL!
Cornholio's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:49
Cornholio
First!! Is this still where i post my Betrayal!!
Cornholio's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:50
Cornholio
Boo!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:50
BlindsideDork
I am already there.....

You don't post it...nevermind.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:51
Topher Cantler
You are so sneaky! :O
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:53
Niero
Just in case my post was unclear, the betrayal comment posts go on the original contest page, not this one. Sorry about that!
branflakesinmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:54
branflakesinmilk
Niero, is it too late for me to change my banner for more points?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:57
AngelsDontBurn
I wonder what's going to happen when it's all over!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:57
Mabec
Only AmeriCAN, pfff...
When will we EuroPEONS have a chance?!? :(
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 11:57
RICHARD BLOCKER
I'm just going to go with the one ballot.
TheDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:01
TheDragon
Just before this posts, I manage to already count myself out of the running by making my blog suck.
I win. -_-
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:06
BlindsideDork
DON'T TELL THEM NIERO!

I wants to win. So if they post in the wrong place, they don't enter, yay!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:20
BluDesign
Well, Jack's out of the running if the blog can't suck.

Speaking of which, Niero, you cannot steal my blog ideas. Stolen blogs are my ideas. Granted you guys are going to the Tokyo Game Show for coverage, but I am preparing an awesome all encompassing 2 week excursion to Bukkake and Squid Ink Soup land in October. There will be dozens upon dozens of pictures taken, as well as slavish attention heaped upon Nintendo when I visit Kyoto.

I'm going to blog so much about Japan, no one will ever want to go there again. EVAR!

Fuck it. I'm starting one now! HA!
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:24
LethalHairdo
@ Niero:

My BETRAYAL of the other contest page should be obvious at this point.
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:26
mackisawesome
BETRAYAL
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:36
jerrt
and i have failed to make a blog that doesn't sucks. that is my betrayal for tomorrow....
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:36
Neonie
I have one entry.. I belive. And it is going to stay that way.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:36
Snaileb
lol @ people posting!!


hahahahah don't be had, get glad.

Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:37
Sphinx 13
I thought that our cblog banner was involved somehow in this, I think I should win just for having the coolest banner ever.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:39
ZeroTolo
I think I've got at most five right now. If I remember to, I'll probably put more in, but if not, whatever.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:42
Sharpless
Well, my banner's been changed for a while, but I'm afraid I'm failing on that whole "blog that doesn't suck" thing. Ah well.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:49
Excremento
I think my blog doesn't suck, but then again that's really subjective...cause I wrote it/them.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 12:49
B-Radicate
Why are people posting betrayal lines on this page and not the one the post clearly tells you to. Shame.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 13:02
Niero
Yes, and vaginatrons.
Moshiiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 13:05
Moshiiii
Betrayal should be a charles bronston movie
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 13:32
UglyDuck
Brits can't enter, so what, all Brits automatically fail at Internets? That's not very nice, I want many internets, I want to groupie with said internets, I want mini baby internets to nurture and cuddle, I want to grow old feeling satisfied that I truely won at the Internets.. I don't want it to fail yet! Not now... not like this... :'(
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 13:34
RICHARD BLOCKER
People who enter on this post without reading it first will feel unwarranted BETRAYAL.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 14:13
Knivy
Niero's BETRAYAL of redirecting the newbs hurt the most :(
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 14:37
comradetrotskii
Brits can't enter!

Thank fuck, I'm really not sure that I'd be able to stomach having another PS3 in the country.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 14:58
Zac Bentz
I gave up posting in the original Betrayal post after about 16 times because an angel is gang raped every time that page loads. That page is THE DEVIL!

No Sony product is worth that kind of hassle.
sausagesurprise's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 15:14
sausagesurprise
i forgot about this topic. Betryal!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 15:22
Knivy
@Zac Bentz
Best description ever.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 15:37
GENACON
I fear that if i load the other page that my internets will die.
BETRAYAL's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 16:01
BETRAYAL
Stop writing my name!
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 17:13
chronicus_prime
Nice toy Dtoid. Hook it up bruddah, ooooh yeahhhh.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 00:08
Aaron Mxy Yost
The funny thing is the contest loads about five times faster if you use IE or Opera instead of Firefox. Anyone complaining, just use a different browser.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 00:28
Detry
I touch myself at night, treacherously.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 00:33
Detry
Just tested that Mxy...

Very true, loaded fast as hell(under 1min) with IE and takes 5+ min with Firefox.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 08:15
wardrox
If we don't want to win do we post here?
Cornholio's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 13:03
Cornholio
oh damn Betrayal again
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 23:07
PetiePal
BETRAYED BY A SQUIRREL AGAIN!
sausagesurprise's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2007 23:12
sausagesurprise
more BETRAYAL on the way...
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 12:27
xMalachi
more Betrayal !1
paranoiaXVI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 10:57
paranoiaXVI
Finally someone puts a new page with less comments on theis betrayal contest!
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 19:44
3dd13
ah the land of bukkake
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 17:04
ekoala2002
At least it is over, and I don't have to deal with the crappy page taking forever to load...I love firefox, but for this it sucked
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:15
3dd13
Who won?
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2007 00:47
RskimB
^ what he said
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2007 22:42
tehArtist
I did!
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2007 22:42
tehArtist
I wish! LOL!
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