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This creepy old man on the bus was saying to me that there is nothing more awesome in life than death and tanks. Since he was wearing a shoe for a hat and smelled of old fish, I told him to take a hike, but he was right.

Tanks, and death, especially when combined together, can be pretty frickin' awesome. For that reason alone, Snowblind Studios, Inc. and Flat Games made Death Tank: the tank that eats* ... Wait, no. Death Tank the game, now available for  Xbox Live Arcade!

Not only that, they felt that the wanted to give this game to the Destructoid community. Not up on Death Tank? Then read below.

Death Tank is a fast-paced action game requiring quick reflexes and cunning strategy. Devastating weapons and unique items give your tank unlimited destructive power. Eight separate landscapes react to tank combat, altering their shape when hit and providing an ever changing environment in which to play. Players can battle friends or the computer in single player combat. Through Xbox Live, up to eight tanks can simultaneously enter the Death Tank arena for exciting team play or a chaotic free-for-all. Crisp graphics and amazing effects, coupled with addictive game play makes each battle a visceral experience.

Now to get yourself one of the five free XBLA codes for Death Tank, all you have to do is win this contest. And since I couldn't decide what would be better, a Photoshop contest or a haiku writing one, I decide to combine them both.

For Photoshop entries, just make a pic that combines Death (death with capital D, not just things that are dead; think, reaper) with a tank. It must be a real 'shoop that you made and not something you ripped off of Google.  For the haiku, you must follow the 5-7-5 rules of haiku and use the words "death" and "tank," but you can only use them ONCE.

Contest begins now, and you have until 10pm PST on Friday the 27th to post your entries in the comments below. Haiku and 'shoops will be judged equally. One is not better than the other as long as they follow the guidelines, and are awesome.

*I couldn't resist making the Patton Oswalt reference, sorry.  

[Update: Check, check, check it out! Since the contest entries have been just as awesome as I hoped they would be, the fine folks at Snowblind Studious have supllied FIVE MORE CODES! That brings the contest giveaway total to ten free games for the awesome winners of the contest.

But here's the twist! They are loving the the crazy haiku and Photoshop action soooo much, that they asked for the contest to be extended until Sunday, 10pm PST, so that they can see even more 'shoop awesome and haiku of death insanity. 

I think that's fair, don't you? Show 'em whatcha got, guys!] 






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Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:06
Cataract
Death Tank is a game
Dyson posts a front page contest
This shit is so cash

HUH? HUH? PRETTY GOOD RIGHT?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:06
Darren Nakamura
What's that? It's a nuke!
It's heading straight for my tank!
Please to meet you, Death.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:07
Cataract
Death Tank is a game
Dyson posts a new contest
This shit is so cash

HUH? HUH? PRETTY GOOD RIGHT?

TURBO HD REMIX EDITION
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:07
Chronic Logic
Artillery is NOT a game, it's a secret propaganda education tool disguised as a game in order to teach kids how to use math to fire artillery shells. Math Blaster? Moar liek Propaganda Blaster.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:13
Jesus H Christ
Come, ye baneful tank
Deliver me Valhalla
Death propelled on treads
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:18
fromagex
The tank comes hither
Death and blood flow like a stream
The end is forthwith
Sukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:22
Sukes
Till Death I meet now,
Tank Artillery beaming,
Silence and Darkness.


yea! keeping it true to the haiku :P
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:24
NegFactor
I will drive a tank
Through a large and crowded street
And there will be death
Lozt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:24
Lozt
Death is in the Air,
As the bombs fall from the Sky,
My tank stands Alone.
MrGYoureSwell's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:26
MrGYoureSwell
Overhead fire
Bombarding your tank to Death
Achievement Unlocked
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:39
taterchimp
Tank Girl is awesome
Flim was worse than the comic
Both did have fun deaths
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:39
Jordan Devore
Yay! Now maybe I'll have people to play this with now!
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:54
Dyson
I'm loving it.

But, fyi: The 5-7-5 of the haiku is syllables not words :)
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 21:15
grafkhun
poetry slam dtoid style! I'll be back later with a haiku.
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 21:20
seltzermx
Two Dyson articles in one day??!! It's a sign of the apocalypse I say!!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 21:56
grafkhun
Mechamonkey one of the 5 winners, confirmed.
everybodyruns's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:02
everybodyruns
Dude I am so stoked
For Halo Wars to come out...
What's this Death Tank shit?
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:04
the GAMEGOBLIN
Death Tank DLC right here:

bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:12
bluexy
death, much like life is
not how you use your tank, but
who you take with you.

OMG THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE SCORCHED EARTH!
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:47
Ballistic
Topher needs to just pop into this comment thread every so often and just post 'DEATH TANK'. It would simulate the retroforce conversation pretty well, and it'd be awesome.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:54
MechaMonkey
Little Tykes Death Tank FTW
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:55
TrailerParkJesus
Bah, I'll come back later with an entry... prrrrobably.



How many times can we enter?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 23:05
Jesus H Christ
All hail MechaMonkey.
Covertpoet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 23:17
Covertpoet
My body the tank
all the people scream aloud
death comes so swiftly
Baconeater's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 23:55
Baconeater
haha - nice
JorTroN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 00:13
JorTroN
Death comes quick to them
They scream and quake in terror
My tank shall rule all
BrickRoadDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 00:27
BrickRoadDX
Death came for my fish
Now this tank is quite useless
Smash Aquarium!!!!
silmeria's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 00:27
silmeria
@bluexy: came here to say exactly that. I loved Scorched Earth.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 01:03
mistic
Death Tank is a fast-paced action game requiring quick reflexes and cunning strategy.

they just described the majarority of games :-)
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 01:51
Unicorn
Death rides all alone
atop a silvery tank
giving gifts of war
everybodyruns's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 02:22
everybodyruns
Economy tanks
Peeps freak out; consider death
CALM DOWN. Let's play games.
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 02:27
calpis
I'm starving to death.
Can you please pass the pancakes?
Oh sweet! Tanks a lot!
Nukem945's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 02:46
Nukem945
Inevitable,
fifteen bucks is the new ten.
Death Tank, how could you?
Morph's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 03:06
Morph
Writing haiku words
is so much easier than
shooping. Oh! Death Tank!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 03:53
MechaMonkey
@Lemon

Thomas the Tank Engine was my Plan B. Also, I miss your hot love.
imaginarythomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 06:30
imaginarythomas
Encased, safe from death
From my tank, I see scorched earth
My Armageddon

Now with two bonus references to similar games!
Zanyruki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 06:38
Zanyruki
Death is a hard boss
A tank can't even kill him
damn cheap-ass attacks

Ironically, Castlevania is 5 syllables.
Sup3rt3d's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 07:07
Sup3rt3d
Oh Luke Skywalker
So near Death on Hoth but saved
By the Bacta Tank
Themock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 07:39
Themock
Death comes for my nuts
Pink tank drives over them now
Joy, Pain, this is Live
hoodoo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 09:53
hoodoo
Death becomes a game
As the tank rolls closer still
Armageddon it?
Dr Justic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 10:14
Dr Justic
"Heard of xbox live?"
I asked her, grabbing my sticks
"I will death your tank."
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 10:27
fromagex
i give up. sup3rt3d deserves to win. that was amazing.
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