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Conflicted about how to show your love? Give her The Heavy! photo

That sounds infinitely more perverse than I intended it, but it's too late now. Thanks to the talents of graphic illustrator Alexandra Neonaki, showing the geek guy or gal in your life that you heart them is as easy as hitting the gallery and printing out your favorite. I wish I had found these last week, because I would have reenacted kindergarten and given them to all my friends. Well...I didn't have friends then, but if I did I would have.

Of course, I too noticed the formidable absence of one much-loved companion cube from the Valentines, but god knows there are enough cube-obsessed out there that someone else has already thought of that. Oh wait, here you go.

[Via Artist's page, thanks Adam!]

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drMario1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:22
drMario1337
Katamari owns all.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:22
Surf314
This is epic Collette, thanks.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:23
mix
Those are sweet! My girl is going to get something real special....now, lol.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:24
Holyetheline
Aww those cards are so special and nice. haha i like them a lot.
Mr Fancypants's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:28
Mr Fancypants
there is no comments to sum up my feelings about those cards other than the following, and maybe a few other that are suggested to me...
LOLZ
awww....
ROFLZ
OMGZWTFBBQLOLZ
and P0s0m3 (posome also spelled P0s0m3: it's combining pwning or pwnful with awesome)
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:30
exanimo
All jorge.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:31
ScottyG
If I had a special lady at the moment, I'd give her my Heavy. ^_^
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:32
CaffeinePowered
Heavy needed to have something about being fat
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:33
NightDehumidifier
How about one with Glados with the words "My love is a lie".
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:35
Justice
These are awesome!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:37
BlindsideDork
The only thing missing...a Metroid one.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:39
BS3 Owner
Nice find Colette! Cearls!
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:41
Sadie G
Colette these are awesome!! Great find!! check out my blog for some nintendo themed ones.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:44
topgeargorilla
those are positively adorable.

I wish I was in love, and not sad, fat, and alone.
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:58
exanimo
I would still like to have seen the Pyro with an "I'm burning for you" headline.
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:03
Lightthrower
Wow, i know a girl who will be happy i sent her the Katamari one, thanks alot Colette :-).
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:17
Knivy
The buttsecks and horny one were unexpected, lulz.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:18
king3vbo
That title is one of the funniest I've heard in a long time
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:19
Darren Nakamura
I wanted to give some of these to my girlfriend, but she's never played TF2 so she wouldn't get them. =(

She would appreciate the Weighted Companion Cube one though.
Nubc4kes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:03
Nubc4kes
I wish you had posted this earlier because I too would have recreated Kindergarten and passed them out to all my friends. There's always next year...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:07
Samit Sarkar
I wish I had found these last week, because I would have reenacted kindergarten and given them to all my friends. Well...I didn't have friends then, but if I did I would have.

Ah, but the way they always did it when I was in grade school was this: if you were going to give out cards at all (Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc.), then you had to give one to everyone in the class. So I might not have had any friends back then, but you wouldn’t know that by the obscene amount of Christmas cards (with candy canes taped to them, natch) in my bookbag.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:08
Dan CiTi
I wish I could find a cute girl that's into TF 2. Meh, I already have a great one in my sights already.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:12
MechaMonkey
Alas, no Bioshock Valentine to allow me to ask a girl to let me be her Big Daddy.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:16
Samit Sarkar
LOL @ MechaMonkey
Murder64's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:20
Murder64
Aww I send one to each of my Team Fortress boyfrans :)
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:28
Cheeburga
Those are great. :]
wlodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:26
wlodi
Brilliant work, cute artwork and a lovely-geeky idea. TF2 still FTW.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:38
F Whipple
I love these. Buttsecks got me laughing

My favorite video game valentine would have to be

Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:49
Hitogoroshi
Very cool. The SotC one made my a little misty.
taxial's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:24
taxial
Holy shit - I know this girl. She works at 'HB Studios' in Nova Scotia. Nice find Colette...
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:45
mistic
wow these are awesome!

gonna send one of these to my GF :-)
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:53
SWE3tMadness
The SotC one is my favorite. Although I have to admit, the TF2 Pyro card made me giggle as well, even though the joke's really obvious. n.n
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:27
Eschatos
Give me some for my birthday! Which is tomorrow! Please!
copulatingduck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:34
copulatingduck
Oh man, these are absolutely hilarious! The spy is my favorite.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 17:39
Bob Muir
This just reminds me how much I hated those corny valentine cards as a kid.
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 19:32
exanimo
Eschatos, I'm sorry, you have the worst birthday ever. <3 you!
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 21:14
Weighted Companion Cube
Man, these are ADORABLE. Thanks for the find, Colette!
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 02:34
Fading Star
Cool.
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