12:41 PM on 05.14.2007
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Niero
Sega has relaunched their Seaman 2 site www.seaman.tv with new photos (don't drink the water) and videos of Japanese women spanking the monkey with the bundled PS2 "buttplug" controller. The little fella likes it at first but then gets irritated and throws a rock at the television, causing nothing but static to show up on the screen for a few seconds. This game is definitely going to mess with our heads.
The two new screenshots (below) reveal a question mark on the bottom left hand corner that seems to act as a minimal HUD for the Peking Man's development. In the cooking screen, for example, the question mark is only half full. I suppose that give players a rough estimate of how well they're doing, which is much better than trying to read the mind of a grumpy fish in the first game.
Other site updates include new videos, the older satirical newscast, and background stories of The Peking Man's origins. The most notable is the about page which outlines quasi-communist plans to genetically clone the hairy little beast for export to families worldwide. Nice. The game is still slated for a 2007 release in Japan with no US release date announced.
[Via GameWatch]
LAUNCH GALLERY (4 IMAGES)
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Developing this game on the PS3. BURN!!!
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