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We don’t know much about Titmouse Games’ Seven Haunted Seas. But we do know four basic things: it’s an action RPG, it’s coming to consoles, the artwork has some serious style, and the protagonist, Scurvy Pete, is a pirate zombie.  

Actually, scratch that number. After you watch the video post-jump, you’ll know a fifth fact: Seven Haunted Seas will have ninjas. Possibly zombie ninjas.

The footage you’re about to watch was cut from the end of the trailer revealed yesterday. As we understand it, Titmouse Games thought it impacted the tone negatively. I can’t disagree more. Any clip, no matter how brief, of ninja-on-zombie action is as heavenly as a painting of two gloamgozers sipping lemonade on a cloud made of ice cream. Divinity on this scale always trumps tone -- at least, according to a book I've conveniently misplaced for this occasion.

And yeah, gloamgozer artists, I just went there.

 

* Note: The voice over work is not final.








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kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 21:31
kefkaesque
Pssh, any game where you play as a pirate fighting off ninjas is just silly pirate propaganda.

Unless they are of course Zombie Ninjas, then it's okay because everyone knows that anything titled zombie is made simply to be killed in a fun way.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 21:42
GuitarAtomik
I haven't seen a single screen of this game and yet and it seems amazing.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 21:53
Chronic Logic
Ninja werewolves vs pirate vampires!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 21:57
grafkhun
Keeping an eye out on this for sure.
RedCricketChase's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 22:07
RedCricketChase
Wasn't sure how to communicate this to Dtoid staff, but here goes: I'm deleting Dtoid from my bookmarks and replacing it with Joystiq, cus the new red title thingies attached to all the headline pics sear my eyeballs and are just really grating to look at. Feedback ftw! :)
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 22:11
grafkhun
^^^ umm... what?
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 22:45
seigfreid
Conformed: Awesomeness
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 22:47
Necro BABS
Why would Redcricketcase delete Dtoid stating that the RED title sear his eyeballs yet his name is red?
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 22:49
Dimly
Ahahaha, very cool.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 23:26
ArrestedDeveloper
@motorobo
LeChuck, and yeah he does a little.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 23:33
Monodi
I was also thinking about LeChuck.
I am very interested by the way.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 00:30
PappaDukes
GOTY!
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 06:36
Drach
Titmouse? is this any relation to the Titmouse Inc. that makes Metalocalypse?
I'd definitely play a Brendon Small game!
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 07:39
Brad Nicholson
@Drach - totally is, man.
LukienAkeela's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 07:41
LukienAkeela
Hot damn! Let's hope for zombie cyborg baby monkey mechs too...
MrSlippery's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 09:23
MrSlippery
I'd want this to be an action game so badly,but an RPG could be cool too I guess. I'll still support Titmouse, this game just oozes personality.
Xendragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 09:29
Xendragon
Sweet, looks awesome!

gmail? who cares, it's awesome for filtering spam, which is exactly what a contact link gets when its open to the web...
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 09:40
Faith
Yes, but are there are vampires?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:55
Holyetheline
Wow pirates and ninjas were out of hand and now zombies are getting out of hand with them. Oh well.
smihtv41721's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2011 01:17
smihtv41721
Its not the case that reader must be completely agreed with author's views about article. So this is what happened with me, anyways its a good effort, I appreciate it. Thanks
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