I rolled out of my nice, warm bed this morning to find a small collection of
Condemned 2: Bloodshot artwork in my mail box. This artwork features, predominantly, images of people who appear to not have nice, warm beds. This sucks for them, because I have these awesome 600-thread count sheets that just feel so nice on my naked behind ... sorry, I'm back.
There's not that much to say about these images, except that I'm glad to see that there will be a wide variety of homeless people that can be beaten with lead pipes. If there's two things that you can complain about when it comes to Condemned: Criminal Origins it's: a) that it was too short, and b) the blood coughing, junkie attackers looked too similar to one another.
Though in hindsight, I was hiding beneath my controller most of the time, and when I wasn't cowering like a little girl, I was standing on the couch shouting at the screen as I wildly pummeled some dude with a wooden board. So really, I don't remember what any of the enemies in Criminal Origins looked like. Fear and bloodlust will do that to you.
Condemned 2: Bloodshot is set to hit this Fall on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Let's hope the next time we're talking about it, we're mulling over a trailer or some screenshots. That's right, Sega -- we're looking at you.
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9:19 AM on 06.06.2007
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Socks found an empty can!
...or at least it would, if Opera didn't run like a gallon of molasses dripping off a two-toed sloth going uphill in January.
Nice concept art though.
Man I must be tired, I didn't even notice that. Makes sense to switch up the heads to get a wider array of homeless guy concepts to save time, but yeah, it'd be way cooler if their clothes were as unique as their faces.
Curtis' clothes fit him best, he looks toasty in there.
That's a very accurate description of Baltimore residents.
Thats who I thought he looked like, he looked familiar.
One time I saw two hobo's fight at a subway station in Washington DC. Kinda scary
Sniffles,
Goggles
and
Samuel L. Jackson the Grey.
I also like how their coats and scarves are exactly the same. They must all shop at the same shit-stained dumpster.
Loved the first one, can't wait to see how this one plays.
The first hobo?