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Complete Sports Pack contains some lovely 'attachments' for your Wii
10:13 AM on 01.25.2008, Dale North 36 comments

Complete Sports Pack contains some lovely 'attachments' for your Wii photo
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Oh, God! What am I looking at? Wait...oh! These are only Wii Remote attachments. Whew. At first glance, I thought this was the ultimate sex toy kit.

It seems the folks at Gizmodo felt the same way. They show us this Complete Sports Pack from a company called Mad Cow. A mere $45.80 buys you everything you would ever want to try to stick in on your... Wiimote. I can pick out what most of these attachments are supposed to be: tennis racket, golf club, grips, system base. But what are those elongated things on the right?

My God, am... am I blushing?

Would you drop $45 for these attachments? Or are they too kinky for you? 


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BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 01/25/2008 10:12
I am speechless Jim.
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 01/25/2008 10:13
[font size=72]Fail.[/size]
Klytus's Avatar
Klytus at 01/25/2008 10:13

'My utility belt is Complete!'
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 01/25/2008 10:15
Why do people come up with this shit?

More so, why do people buy this shit?
loki d20's Avatar
loki d20 at 01/25/2008 10:17
Half of that stuff looks like my OralB electric toothbrush and recharge stand...
loki d20's Avatar
loki d20 at 01/25/2008 10:20
Oh, and it must be a kit designed for women. No guy would need to buy two nut rings.
DeusPayne's Avatar
DeusPayne at 01/25/2008 10:21
Someone needs to remake that NES getup with the new Wii gear. Of course, it wouldn't look nearly as cool without all the wires wrapped around everything.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 01/25/2008 10:29
Klytus pretty much nailed it
IceMax's Avatar
IceMax at 01/25/2008 10:34
LOL @ the playstation controller shell
GoldBond's Avatar
GoldBond at 01/25/2008 10:34
Which one's the butt plug and when do the ass beads come into play?

I'm canceling this out by playing Marvel vs Capcom 2.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 01/25/2008 10:38
@IceMax:
That's what I thought too. What is that doing in a complete sports pack? Is that to cater to all the Madden fans or something?
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 01/25/2008 10:46
I still canīt figure half of the attachments.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/25/2008 10:47
......

No thanks.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 01/25/2008 11:11
KILL IT WITH FIRE
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 01/25/2008 11:30
[font size=40]Agent MOO FAILS AT BBCODE!LULZ[/font]
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 01/25/2008 11:57
where's the lightsaber
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 01/25/2008 12:04
Where is the Wii Sybian?
ceark's Avatar
ceark at 01/25/2008 12:06
.....
wii dildos?
ThelolDranger's Avatar
ThelolDranger at 01/25/2008 12:28
I wanna make a mess.
13thDragon's Avatar
13thDragon at 01/25/2008 12:41
Wiildos?
Aziel13's Avatar
Aziel13 at 01/25/2008 13:10
Klytus XD LULS
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 01/25/2008 13:22
$45 is expensive for a pile of plastic that does essentially .. nothing!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 01/25/2008 13:23
Klytus has found Eustace the Azure, the oft forgotten Nintendo Wizard. He has the power of EPIC LOL!
twentythoughts's Avatar
twentythoughts at 01/25/2008 14:00
Well, you KNOW there's going to be a sex game for the Wii at some point. And when that comes, those Wiildo attachments on the left will truly make this a complete attachment pack.
MissHinasaki's Avatar
MissHinasaki at 01/25/2008 15:05
Cute. >_>

@FWhipple
Yes! Light saber! Light saber for No More Heroes!

@twentythoughts
yes, somewhere down the road they should teach sex ed courses on the wii and then they will put out attachments for that. ^_~
SourGr8pes's Avatar
SourGr8pes at 01/25/2008 15:05
It's missing a cricket bat, squirrel snare, and it's liquid cooled storage container to prevent overheating.
Vyruz's Avatar
Vyruz at 01/25/2008 15:14
damn, most of these here attachments are utterly useless.
the only thing i want is the bottem right controller-like attachment, it looks like the "L&R" connect to the B button, that would come in hand for using my Wii-mote on my pc.

Also... is that a USB ventilator? (top little-bit-to-the-leftish)
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 01/25/2008 16:48
I swear to god I saw a toothbrush attachment the first time I looked...
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 01/25/2008 21:25
DO NOT WANT
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/26/2008 03:55
A fool and their $45.80 are soon parted.
Zelnor's Avatar
Zelnor at 01/26/2008 04:27
Kinky.
lolly-pop's Avatar
lolly-pop at 03/17/2008 09:17
lols

i have a wii but i rarely play the wii sports pack as it is a pile of shit and it doesnt keep me interested whereas gh3 and trauma center did....

all of the wii packages can suck my non-existant 16 inch penis....
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