Oh, God! What am I looking at? Wait...oh! These are only Wii Remote attachments. Whew. At first glance, I thought this was the ultimate sex toy kit.
It seems the folks at Gizmodo felt the same way. They show us this Complete Sports Pack from a company called Mad Cow. A mere $45.80 buys you everything you would ever want to try to stick in on your... Wiimote. I can pick out what most of these attachments are supposed to be: tennis racket, golf club, grips, system base. But what are those elongated things on the right?
My God, am... am I blushing?
Would you drop $45 for these attachments? Or are they too kinky for you?
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Contest:
10:13 AM on 01.25.2008
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Of.
Shit.
I reckon I could take it in up to the hilt.
PROVE ME WRONG!
'My utility belt is Complete!'
More so, why do people buy this shit?
I'm canceling this out by playing Marvel vs Capcom 2.
That's what I thought too. What is that doing in a complete sports pack? Is that to cater to all the Madden fans or something?
No thanks.
wii dildos?
@FWhipple
Yes! Light saber! Light saber for No More Heroes!
@twentythoughts
yes, somewhere down the road they should teach sex ed courses on the wii and then they will put out attachments for that. ^_~
the only thing i want is the bottem right controller-like attachment, it looks like the "L&R" connect to the B button, that would come in hand for using my Wii-mote on my pc.
Also... is that a USB ventilator? (top little-bit-to-the-leftish)
i have a wii but i rarely play the wii sports pack as it is a pile of shit and it doesnt keep me interested whereas gh3 and trauma center did....
all of the wii packages can suck my non-existant 16 inch penis....