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Complete Sports Pack contains some lovely 'attachments' for your Wii photo

Oh, God! What am I looking at? Wait...oh! These are only Wii Remote attachments. Whew. At first glance, I thought this was the ultimate sex toy kit.

It seems the folks at Gizmodo felt the same way. They show us this Complete Sports Pack from a company called Mad Cow. A mere $45.80 buys you everything you would ever want to try to stick in on your... Wiimote. I can pick out what most of these attachments are supposed to be: tennis racket, golf club, grips, system base. But what are those elongated things on the right?

My God, am... am I blushing?

Would you drop $45 for these attachments? Or are they too kinky for you? 


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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:10
Jim Sterling
Pile.

Of.

Shit.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:11
Jim Sterling
Also, that thing on the bottom left.

I reckon I could take it in up to the hilt.

PROVE ME WRONG!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:12
BlindsideDork
I am speechless Jim.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:13
AgentMOO
[font size=72]Fail.[/size]
Klytus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:13
Klytus

'My utility belt is Complete!'
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:15
NihonTiger90
Why do people come up with this shit?

More so, why do people buy this shit?
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:17
loki d20
Half of that stuff looks like my OralB electric toothbrush and recharge stand...
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:20
loki d20
Oh, and it must be a kit designed for women. No guy would need to buy two nut rings.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:21
DeusPayne
Someone needs to remake that NES getup with the new Wii gear. Of course, it wouldn't look nearly as cool without all the wires wrapped around everything.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:29
king3vbo
Klytus pretty much nailed it
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:34
IceMax
LOL @ the playstation controller shell
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:34
GoldBond
Which one's the butt plug and when do the ass beads come into play?

I'm canceling this out by playing Marvel vs Capcom 2.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:38
The-Excel
@IceMax:
That's what I thought too. What is that doing in a complete sports pack? Is that to cater to all the Madden fans or something?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:46
Teta
I still canīt figure half of the attachments.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 10:47
Fading Star
......

No thanks.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 11:11
Topher Cantler
KILL IT WITH FIRE
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 11:30
AgentMOO
[font size=40]Agent MOO FAILS AT BBCODE!LULZ[/font]
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 11:57
F Whipple
where's the lightsaber
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 12:04
Professor Pew
Where is the Wii Sybian?
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 12:06
ceark
.....
wii dildos?
ThelolDranger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 12:28
ThelolDranger
I wanna make a mess.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 12:41
13thDragon
Wiildos?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 13:10
Aziel13
Klytus XD LULS
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 13:22
atheistium
$45 is expensive for a pile of plastic that does essentially .. nothing!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 13:23
MechaMonkey
Klytus has found Eustace the Azure, the oft forgotten Nintendo Wizard. He has the power of EPIC LOL!
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 14:00
twentythoughts
Well, you KNOW there's going to be a sex game for the Wii at some point. And when that comes, those Wiildo attachments on the left will truly make this a complete attachment pack.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 15:05
MissHinasaki
Cute. >_>

@FWhipple
Yes! Light saber! Light saber for No More Heroes!

@twentythoughts
yes, somewhere down the road they should teach sex ed courses on the wii and then they will put out attachments for that. ^_~
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 15:05
SourGr8pes
It's missing a cricket bat, squirrel snare, and it's liquid cooled storage container to prevent overheating.
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 15:14
Vyruz
damn, most of these here attachments are utterly useless.
the only thing i want is the bottem right controller-like attachment, it looks like the "L&R" connect to the B button, that would come in hand for using my Wii-mote on my pc.

Also... is that a USB ventilator? (top little-bit-to-the-leftish)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 16:48
blehman
I swear to god I saw a toothbrush attachment the first time I looked...
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 21:25
Necros
DO NOT WANT
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2008 03:55
Mxyzptlk
A fool and their $45.80 are soon parted.
Zelnor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2008 04:27
Zelnor
Kinky.
lolly-pop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 09:17
lolly-pop
lols

i have a wii but i rarely play the wii sports pack as it is a pile of shit and it doesnt keep me interested whereas gh3 and trauma center did....

all of the wii packages can suck my non-existant 16 inch penis....
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