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Companion Cube is now available for snorgling photo

Female Computer Voice: Please enter the next testing room. You are doing very well. Please note that this test is impossible. We apologize for this clearly insurmountable challenge.

You pick up the Companion Cube and find it is made of soft, cuddly plush instead of sturdy metal.

Female Computer Voice: You can not complete this test. There is nothing you can do to complete the challenge presented. It would be best to give up now.

You walk towards the button on the floor, try to place the Cube on it, and nothing happens. It's so furry. You take it off and sit down, rubbing it on your face. It's so lovely and soft.

Female Computer Voice: This test is clearly not designed to be accomplished ... What are you doing?

You take your shirt off and start rubbing against the Cube like a cat. You forget your quest completely in favor of the warm, delightful feeling of snuggling the plush Companion Cube.

Female Computer Voice: Quit that now or cake will not be served at any time whatsoever.

You ignore the voice completely, rapturously spooning the plush Cube.

Female Computer Voice: Well.......f*ck. 

[Via Kotaku


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MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/30/2007 09:49
SNUGGLE CUBE!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/30/2007 09:51
Mmm... Portal erotica.
glipe's Avatar
glipe at 10/30/2007 09:52
I say again, I want this cuddly version of the cube to have the ability to talk....

but never to say anything.

=O

4chan did well finding that one so quickly.
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 10/30/2007 09:53
yeah!
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 10/30/2007 09:54
*I admire your ample breasts as I stroke my companion cube*
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 10/30/2007 09:55
4chan
aborto thefetus's Avatar
aborto thefetus at 10/30/2007 09:58
I want.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/30/2007 10:02
DO WANT
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 10/30/2007 10:07
Where may I purchase this?
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 10/30/2007 10:09
I WANT.

Onlt a couple of friends would understand the idea, but who cares...
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 10/30/2007 10:30
Cool, an cube object with a pink heart on it, that was subject to a total of 5 minutes of gameplay in 2,5h game.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 10/30/2007 10:30
I feel dirty and strangely turned on after reading that...
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 10/30/2007 10:31
I want one, but I would much rather have an actual hard weighted one to use as a paper weight or something, even if it was smaller as to better fit on a desk.

The cuddliness just doesn't make sense within the original context. Or this one, for that matter.
BlueJester's Avatar
BlueJester at 10/30/2007 10:34
WHAT? I thought I killed the cube.... IT'S BACK TO HAUNT ME!
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 10/30/2007 10:43
I just want to know when Valve will be releasing a cube for purchase at their official store. Do want.
Sniper BoB 13's Avatar
Sniper BoB 13 at 10/30/2007 10:44
....

flcl?
thedude93's Avatar
thedude93 at 10/30/2007 10:47
lawl.

Female Computer Voice: You became naked with your companion cube quicker than any test subject before you.
ikiryou's Avatar
ikiryou at 10/30/2007 11:14
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 10/30/2007 11:52
Dammit Pew, you take all the fun out of it.
LordRegulus's Avatar
LordRegulus at 10/30/2007 12:01
GLaDOS = HaWT.

Plushie Companion Cube = <fap fap fap>
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 10/30/2007 13:18
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!! ZOMG! I MUST HAVE THAT!~!!!!
LethalHairdo's Avatar
LethalHairdo at 10/30/2007 13:37
So epic. I never really thought I'd ever want a plushie. Plus people not "in the know" would be absolutely addled trying to figure out wtf it was.
Vyruz's Avatar
Vyruz at 10/30/2007 14:33
@ B-Radicate: Yeah, I also wanted a hard plastic verzion to use as desk decoration instead of a plushie.
hope they hear our calls and make the plastic one to.
DGX Goggles's Avatar
DGX Goggles at 10/30/2007 15:55
DO WANT.
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 10/30/2007 16:19
H...h...hot.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 10/30/2007 16:19
Store? I buyz pluhies if they are made of win.
Whis is made of win, me want, where buy, where?
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/30/2007 20:53
Sexy.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 10/30/2007 23:26
Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER come today
an ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 11/12/2007 08:49
Snorgling is my new favorite word.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 12/24/2007 16:21
Awesome.
AfroJoel's Avatar
AfroJoel at 01/02/2008 21:03
wats a 4chan guyz?
AirborneToxicEvent's Avatar
AirborneToxicEvent at 01/03/2008 15:34
i fucking hate vacuum cleaners and pots and pans
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