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Companion Cube is now available for snorgling photo

Female Computer Voice: Please enter the next testing room. You are doing very well. Please note that this test is impossible. We apologize for this clearly insurmountable challenge.

You pick up the Companion Cube and find it is made of soft, cuddly plush instead of sturdy metal.

Female Computer Voice: You can not complete this test. There is nothing you can do to complete the challenge presented. It would be best to give up now.

You walk towards the button on the floor, try to place the Cube on it, and nothing happens. It's so furry. You take it off and sit down, rubbing it on your face. It's so lovely and soft.

Female Computer Voice: This test is clearly not designed to be accomplished ... What are you doing?

You take your shirt off and start rubbing against the Cube like a cat. You forget your quest completely in favor of the warm, delightful feeling of snuggling the plush Companion Cube.

Female Computer Voice: Quit that now or cake will not be served at any time whatsoever.

You ignore the voice completely, rapturously spooning the plush Cube.

Female Computer Voice: Well.......f*ck. 

[Via Kotaku


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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:49
MechaMonkey
SNUGGLE CUBE!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:51
Mxyzptlk
Mmm... Portal erotica.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:52
glipe
I say again, I want this cuddly version of the cube to have the ability to talk....

but never to say anything.

=O

4chan did well finding that one so quickly.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:54
Brandon Undead
*I admire your ample breasts as I stroke my companion cube*
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:58
aborto thefetus
I want.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:02
Cheeburga
DO WANT
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:07
CaffeinePowered
Where may I purchase this?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:09
Velt
I WANT.

Onlt a couple of friends would understand the idea, but who cares...
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:30
Professor Pew
Cool, an cube object with a pink heart on it, that was subject to a total of 5 minutes of gameplay in 2,5h game.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:30
BlindsideDork
I feel dirty and strangely turned on after reading that...
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:31
B-Radicate
I want one, but I would much rather have an actual hard weighted one to use as a paper weight or something, even if it was smaller as to better fit on a desk.

The cuddliness just doesn't make sense within the original context. Or this one, for that matter.
BlueJester's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:34
BlueJester
WHAT? I thought I killed the cube.... IT'S BACK TO HAUNT ME!
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:43
Azereki
I just want to know when Valve will be releasing a cube for purchase at their official store. Do want.
Sniper BoB 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:44
Sniper BoB 13
....

flcl?
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:47
thedude93
lawl.

Female Computer Voice: You became naked with your companion cube quicker than any test subject before you.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 11:52
itemforty
Dammit Pew, you take all the fun out of it.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 12:01
LordRegulus
GLaDOS = HaWT.

Plushie Companion Cube = <fap fap fap>
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 13:18
Oni
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!! ZOMG! I MUST HAVE THAT!~!!!!
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 13:37
LethalHairdo
So epic. I never really thought I'd ever want a plushie. Plus people not "in the know" would be absolutely addled trying to figure out wtf it was.
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 14:33
Vyruz
@ B-Radicate: Yeah, I also wanted a hard plastic verzion to use as desk decoration instead of a plushie.
hope they hear our calls and make the plastic one to.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 15:55
DGX Goggles
DO WANT.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 16:19
Mister Disco
H...h...hot.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 16:19
Teta
Store? I buyz pluhies if they are made of win.
Whis is made of win, me want, where buy, where?
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:53
Necros
Sexy.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 23:26
Holiday
Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER come today
an ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 08:49
MechaMonkey
Snorgling is my new favorite word.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 16:21
Fading Star
Awesome.
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 21:03
AfroJoel
wats a 4chan guyz?
AirborneToxicEvent's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 15:34
AirborneToxicEvent
i fucking hate vacuum cleaners and pots and pans
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