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Comments of the Year is a feature where we scour the Comments of the Week archive looking for comments. The ones that make you think the fullest, the ones that make you laugh the heartiest and the ones that make you cry the hardest (but also laugh the most), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
Comments will fall into three categories:
TRUTH: Happy New Year!
LOL: Crappy Ewe Year!
WUT? Eating sheep poop, going "Mmm, sweet candy."
[My thanks go to GoldenGamerXero, knutaf, Xzyliac, LawofThermalDynamics, Handy and VGFreak1225 for their contributions to COTWs in 2011.]
From Comments of the Year: Part 1
Congratulations to The Guy for winning last week's caption competition, though I must insist that any resemblance to an exposed testicle in the picture is purely a trick of the shade on the inner thigh...honest!
From How to donate to the Jonathan Holmes burglary fund
This community; you can't help but be impressed by it.
From: CNN Gets Gamer Who Grew Up on Halo to Review the 3DS
The natural thought process of anyone who saw the video.
LawofThermalDynamics: Probably what actually happened over at CNN HQ. Here at Commentoid Corp. We promise that we will never betray our customers over hookers and blow.
Sean: I will wait until I am offered hookers and blow before I pass judgement.
From Anonymouse - A Re-Introduction
Excitement! Tension! Etc!
From Technical Difficulties: A true opponent stands before me
Occams illustrates one of the hidden dangers of buying preowned.
From Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone Edition
Hmm, so the wrestlers would have to have their picnic in the park...what would that look like?
From: E3: Insomniac to unveil multiplatform game on Monday
Well, I don't know about you, but that's why I only play games I make and don't release. That way, I know I'm the only one enjoying the game. Booya!
From: Let’s Talk Turkey
It all started with this innocent picture
Then, something beautiful happened.
All well and good, until it went to Knutaf’s head
I was tempted to include a Photoshop of my own but, you know; I'm lazy.
From: Cosplay calendar to aid Japanese relief efforts.
I'd probably, you know, keep my eye out for that pink star, line up the old chap and pop it in. Everyone.
I'd ask first though. I'm a gentleman like that.
From Duke Nukem web game makes women get naked
FTA:In conclusion, this game is dumb and not very sexy, not least of all because the women really don't look like they're enjoying themselves very much. Where's the fun in that?
Remember Andy; If she wakes up just say you were sleep-sexing. It got me out of quite a few sticky situations, that excuse.
FromThe Bar
That's racist...?
From The Bar
Don't worry Changston, you're actually right on time.
From Dead Space 3 accidentally confirmed?
It wasn't all fun and games though:
From Full COG armor? Also, transgender Link pics. Also also, Spider-Man pics.
Yep, this is the forums alright.
From ESRB: L.A. Noire has blood spurts, pubic hair, racism
White man's biggest treat is balsamic vinegar, surely?
From Review: SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy SEALs
That's not losing his mind. Losing his mind would be if Jim wrote the review in fecal matter and scanned it in. Or if, instead of writing the game review, he just spent the whole blog talking about potato chips, before giving the game "Paprika out of 10".
From Gorge on these lovely Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim shots!
Not only did I have to re-read this comment three times to understand it, but the guy's finger on the screenshot doesn't look like Stretch Armstrong's arm at all! In fact, it looks like a dick with a kink in it. Isn't that right Dr Freud?
Ja, dat is unqveschunably ein dick mit a kink in it.
From: Nintendo posts huge loss in first quarter
Is Stealth being mis represented? Don't ask me; the answer lies within the salad.
From: E3: First impressions of Prototype 2
Stop Complaening!
From Google+
You can't argue like that on Twitter! #progress
I'm off to eat some awful offal lawfully. We're back to Comments of the plain old Week next week. See you then.
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12:00 PM on 01.01.2012
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The salad one also makes me laugh every time.
The "unhappy stealth" pictures really make me fall out laughing every time.
I came.
Thanks for the great year of service, Sean!
FUCK YEAH!!!
Thanks for doing an awesome job this yeah, Sean!
Rofl, the 'sad stealth' pics get me every time, is that guy ever gonna learn he's become just a laughing stock
I am a laughing stock?
Considering everything I posted was completely accurate and Ive been vindicated on everything 3ds related. When the 3ds stops selling number 1 worldwide, let me know, its basically been that way for months
They predicted the 3ds would sell 16 million by the end of march
They are at 14+ million and they have 3 months to go...........with resident evil, kid icarus, kingdom hearts, ff rythm, tekken, rythm thief and more launching before then
So As far as I am concerned you all can kiss my ass hard :)
I'd like to do something to it hard. :)
If you were a women I might let you
Happy new year to you as well.
@Stealth
Using infromation from wikipedia and your ingnorant pro-nintendo they can't do wrong brian in posts dosen't make it accurate. And yes you are a laughing stock.
1) I dont use wiki for any real fact information,
2) "ignorant pro nintendo" actually means realistic and factual about nintendo ( And I would rather be pro nintendo, than a nintendo hater/troll) and all thats going on. Right now they have sold the most hardware and software worldwide in each region. The 3ds is kicking everythings ass.
A laughing stock on this site means nothing when mostly everyone posting doesnt have a clue about gaming or its history.
A laughing stock is someone who counts nintendo out.
Its still assplay, which is gay
You are comedic gold sir
All right, Ill research it
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-Mastering Your Man from Head to Head: How to Work Your Man Below the Belt Says
"As we discuss in chapter 9 "His Brain on Sex," many of the hang-ups on anal play come from warped social attitudes regarding homosexuality. Indeed 36% of women we've surveyed say that they have been with a man who had problems with anal play being done on him."
-I went to literotica under anal section, 3 out of 7 stories were about a straight male getting anal
-An article on cosmopolitan says
"...lots of men think that anal play turns girls on, probably because it turns them on. Despite the common misconception that back-door action is only for gay men, the anus is loaded with nerves and can be a pleasure center for men and women regardless of their sexual orientation. Another reason why so many guys find anal stimulation so tantalizing is the fact that it's still considered taboo. That "naughty" element can be highly erotic."
So I guess I'm in the minority, not the other way around.