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Comments of the Year is a feature where we scour the Comments of the Week archive looking for comments. The ones that make you think the fullest, the ones that make you laugh the heartiest and the ones that make you cry the hardest (but also laugh the most), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
Congratulations to The Guy for winning last week's caption competition, though I must insist that any resemblance to an exposed testicle in the picture is purely a trick of the shade on the inner thigh...honest!
This community; you can't help but be impressed by it.
From: CNN Gets Gamer Who Grew Up on Halo to Review the 3DS
LawofThermalDynamics: Probably what actually happened over at CNN HQ. Here at Commentoid Corp. We promise that we will never betray our customers over hookers and blow.
Sean: I will wait until I am offered hookers and blow before I pass judgement.
Excitement! Tension! Etc!
From Technical Difficulties: A true opponent stands before me
From Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone Edition
Well, I don't know about you, but that's why I only play games I make and don't release. That way, I know I'm the only one enjoying the game. Booya!
From: Let’s Talk Turkey
I was tempted to include a Photoshop of my own but, you know; I'm lazy.
From: Cosplay calendar to aid Japanese relief efforts.
I'd ask first though. I'm a gentleman like that.
From Duke Nukem web game makes women get naked
Remember Andy; If she wakes up just say you were sleep-sexing. It got me out of quite a few sticky situations, that excuse.
From The Bar
Don't worry Changston, you're actually right on time.
From Dead Space 3 accidentally confirmed?
White man's biggest treat is balsamic vinegar, surely?
That's not losing his mind. Losing his mind would be if Jim wrote the review in fecal matter and scanned it in. Or if, instead of writing the game review, he just spent the whole blog talking about potato chips, before giving the game "Paprika out of 10".
From Gorge on these lovely Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim shots!
Is Stealth being mis represented? Don't ask me; the answer lies within the salad.
From: E3: First impressions of Prototype 2
I'm off to eat some awful offal lawfully. We're back to Comments of the plain old Week next week. See you then.
I'll admit, when EA Sports' Andrew Wilson took to the stage during Microsoft's Xbox One reveal, I tuned out. If memory serves, I used the opportunity to take a much needed trip to the bathroom because I was certain there would be nothing there to hold my interest. I was wrong. Hopefully, it's not too late for us.more
I have a confession to make: I'm terrible. Here in the Dtoid offices I have two jobs. One of those is driving wheelbarrows full of money down the aisles. The other is TF2sday posts. Sadly(!) we have waaaaaaay too many wheelba...more
The highly anticipated reveal of the next Xbox, Xbox One, has just come to a close, and I find myself sitting here thinking back a few months to Sony's own reveal of the PlayStation 4. The two shows couldn't be more different...more