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Comments of the week: Hugh Jackman vs child

12:00 PM on 10.09.2011 // Sean Daisy

I'd watch that for a dollar. 

Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and the back of shampoo bottles picking out comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community. 

Comments will fall into three categories: 

TRUTH: Batman 

LOL: Deadpool 

WUT? Man-Bat 

From Apple co-founder Steve Jobs dies at age 56 

It's only human to be concerned with ones own mortality. It takes guts to turn it into a positive. 

From Review: RAGE 

A recommended maximum price to pay for the game alongside the score? I've just called it. 

From Xbox 720 logo spotted in trailer for Real Steel 

Here is my take on what a movie like that would look like: 

Please let me know if you would like this on a T-Shirt. 

From Twitter 

If anything, there should be an excess of shuffling. 

From Facebook 

Too many games developers go down the automatic cat brush route, if you ask me. 

From Get some Air Flo controllers for those sweaty hands 

Seriously though, how fast can an uphill Smartie go? 

And now, for the final part of Full COG armor? Also, transgender Link pics. Also also, Spider-Man pics. 

It's all drawing to a close in an emotional finish that clears up all the loose ends! It's like the exact opposite of the ending to Lost

From Offical Space Jam on Blu Ray Thread: Oct 4th 

Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts. 
Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college? 
Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. 
Looney Tunes: Eeewwww! 
Michael Jordan: Hey! I washed them after every game! 
Sylvester: Sure... 
Michael Jordan: I did! 

Say hello and goodbye to omar little. He was banned earlier this week because he was either too gangster, or not gangster enough. I forget which.


And now, to introduce a new section: 

New to Comments of the Week is The Bear King's Knighthood. This week, we have panchromatic asking the ever appropriate question, "What the F is a panchromatic". Some say a Viking, a puncher of dicks, a Denny Crane. The Truth? We're better off not knowing. Arise Dame panchromatic! - Aurain [aka The Bear King] 

From Good day, fine sirs and madams. 

I think I had the panchromatic once at an Italian restaurant. That's-a all for this week, paisanos! See you all next week; Same Bat time, same Bat channel.

(still hungry for more comments? Check out Comments of the week Extra)

Sean Daisy,
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