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Comment of the Week: Defy the future with boring fonts photo

Earlier in the week, Disney revealed two teaser posters for the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time film, set for a May 2010 release.

We criticized it, not because of what you'd expect. Jake Gyllenhaal as Prince Dastan looks pretty good, the costume and pose reminiscent of the second game in the trilogy, The Warrior Within. And Gemma Arterton (as Tamina... wait, who?) is a pretty woman, and we're not going to argue that. 

But the font. Oh dear, the font. The poster generated some discussion, and provided us with our Comment of the Week. 

Winner: 

Solid Squirrel

Why it won: 

Disney should have already made a job offer to Solid Squirrel. This mock-up poster sums up our thoughts exactly; even the fine print is hilarious. (Squint real hard). 

Solid Squirrel will receive a code to redeem for this week's Xbox LIVE Arcade awesomeness, 'Splosion Man.  

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DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:40
DaedHead8
Nice job Solid Squirrel! I missed this in the comments for that article so I genuinely loled when I saw it here. You deserve 'Splosion Man, enjoy it!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:49
GoldenGamerXero
God that's hillarious. I hate that I missed it the time it got posted because on Monday by the time I woke up my area had some power cuts (Freaking arsonists!)
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:59
Jack Maverick
That's some pretty humorous fine print there. And ugh, I really hate the Apple LiGothic font, that's something I hope to never use in the future. Grats to Squirrel.
BBB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:09
BBB
DENY THE GAYNESS
StevePharma's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:20
StevePharma
Sequel confirmed:

Prince of Persia: Sands of Times New Roman

....badum TISH....
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:24
Darren Nakamura
Congrats, Solid Squirrel. <3
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:27
Jim Sterling
Yeah, I didn't even submit a nomination this week. I saw that and it got my vote.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:28
pedrovay2003
Haha, that deserved to win.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:07
Justice
A well deserved win, congrats Squirrel!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:53
Los255
That's probably the first fine print I ever read
on a movie poster. Congrats to you sir.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:01
Niero
dugg
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:23
JLanphear
That's just awesome. You win, sir. Literally. . .
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:53
Chronic Logic
Don't want to see it, but the fonts are just too attractive!
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 21:47
HammerShark
I could stare into those eyes ALL day... O wait. not his. HERS. anywho, congrats!
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 21:51
Guyver 0
wait what?
has nobody even seen the linde one floating round the podcastle forum?

Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 23:47
Los255
@Guyver

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

That is so awesome.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 00:38
de BLOO
I think Guyver just made the comment of this week.
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 02:49
xdarkxwarriorx
i'm laughing at disney's graphic design / marketing department right now. what a fuck up. helvetica for prince of persia? everything about that poster is wrong wrong wrong. san serif, color choice, tacky tight kerning, type contrast (or lack there of) between helvetica bold and helvetica extended bold (oh what a crazy jump that is!). gross. squirrel, you were right to make fun of it, good job.
KorJax's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 15:31
KorJax
Haha I'm so glad this won comment of the week, when I first saw it I knew there was nothing posted this week that could top that :P
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 05:41
Solid Squirrel
Thanks so very much guys and gals! I feel like the belle of the ball of a Monster Truck Rally. It was literally the last thing I was reading before bed, and it just hit me to create it. Hour or so later, bam, there it was, and so was the sun coming up.

This makes up for me not winning a KoF12 copy now. I likely annoyed the hell out of my Twitter followers for that string of incessant esoteric puns I made during the contest.

But regretfully, I'm going to have to respectfully decline the prize.

...I own a PS3. *waits for community stoning to proceed*

Again, thanks very much, peace out, keep hope alive, and remember that we are all connected in the circle of life. Not applicable in Vermont.
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 07:11
Guyver 0
All credit goes to shakey1245 i was posting on his behalf.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 11:43
Nick Chester
@Solid Squirrel:

Email me at nick [at] destructoid [dot] com. I'm sure I have something applicable floating around for you. You deserve it! (Might be a copy of King of Fighters on PS3... just saying. Seriously. Email me.)
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 12:43
Draconianviper
That is awesome Solid Squirrel. Well deserved and congrats!
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