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Commander Shepard is king of sexy space song and dance


7:00 PM on 03.10.2012



When it comes to fans and all the recent Mass Effect 3 hoopla, I have to quote Lumpy Space Princess: "Oh my glob, you guys! Drama bomb!" Let's everybody just chiiiiiiiiill, k? Chew on this for a while, please.

Creative duo Screen Team pumped out a Mass Effect song parody of Breathe Carolina's "Blackout" earlier this week. It's got everything you'd expect out of an ME tribute, from boobs to space sex to boobs to dialog wheels to boobs to space battles with Pokémon to boobs. Did I say "Pokémon"? I think I did, though I probably meant to say "boobs." It really seems to be the video's running theme.

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Holy crap, I just realized that the fake Dummies book is a copy of Twilight.

Mass Effect 3 Song! Parody of Breathe Carolina "Blackout" [YouTube] (Thanks, Simon!)






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