Random Encounters has just concocted a lovely ditty that celebrates the life and times of Commander Shepard. It's actually a spoof of one the greatest Disney villain songs of all time. Which one? Oh, you ought to be able to figure that out right away!
This particular incarnation of ol' Shep may not be the most moral, but who doesn't love a bad guy? As Vegeta would say: "Renegade 4 life!"
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