Aww Comic-Con, the time of year where the coolest of the cool and the baddest of the bad meet up to talk about bangin' bitches and back alley knife fights. Destructoid will be here just trying not to get a bottle broken over our head or show emotion. It'd be like blood in the water for these savage, yet respectable beasts.
Assuming I live through the day, expect tons of coverage in a mostly sporadic and discombobulated fashion, filled with even more hatred than normal. If you've ever been to Disneyland during Christmas or Wal-Mart on Black Friday, you'll know why.
If you are also at the Con seeking shelter in one of the many nooks and crannies of the San Diego convention center, keep an eye out for Eliza Gauger. Her hair is blue, but that's actually not as helpful as you may think because at Comic-Con, everyone's hair is blue. Dtoid's own Rain Man of Awesome Sh*t, Virtual Girl, will also be in attendance. She'll be much easier to find because she's the only cosplay chick who, you know, actually looks hot.
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12:39 PM on 07.27.2007
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I wish I could have went to Comic Con. :-(
And me.
I agree that VirtualGirl hot. Now BEAT IT! *dun dun* Just BEAT IT!
Yesterday was great, the only bad thing was that Frank O'Connor wasn't at the "Breaking into the game industry" panel because he was busy with stupid Halo 3.
Gather intel on the upcoming Heroes season.
Seriously, do the Cylons really have a fucking plan?
here
BIGGaR THAN BEEG TALLER THAN TAwL ;x Gigantor comes to me as he pleases on Cartoon Network.
WHERES VOLTRON AT
Also imagine a giant butter covered acne-ridden lobster creature. Eliza to a tee. A delicious, savory tee.
Dammit, I so want to fucking go to Comic-Con. Why oh why do I have to be stuck on the east coast? Take lots of pictures of hot nerd girls, by the way kthx.