Are you a bad enough dude to come watch me, Bill Zoeker, and our pal Blake Morse of Midnight City playing Double Dragon Neon for two hours? Because that's what we'll be doing at 2 PM Pacific Time today on the DTOID.TV Twitch channel, a mere forty-five minutes from this post going up.
Well if not, BARF, because there is no knowledge that is not power, plus, we've got ten codes for the game to give away. Maybe more, if you're extra good. Also, there will be at least two Hawaiian shirts in attendance, and possibly drinks with umbrellas in them.