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Colette on G4's Attack of the Show tonight! photo

I don't watch TV, but even I'd tune in to Attack of the Show tonight to check me out. Of course, I'll be there doing the show so I can't, but you guys can do it for me and I'll live vicariously through you. None of that sentence really makes much sense, does it?

Anyway, the show airs at  7pm ET/PT and the topics of discussion are Halo 3's preorder madness, the 360 price cut, what 300 has done for Blu-ray popularity, and upcoming Neil Gaiman film Stardust. I am the only gaming personality on the show tonight, so wave your pom poms at home for me while I'm making the Toid' look bigger and better than ever. I can't decide whether or not I should mention my adventures with Workman and Chad last night at the luxurious Roosevelt hotel in Hollywood. You can't say double ended black dildo on live TV, right?








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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:13
Toneman
I'm watching AOTS right now. Make me proud Colette!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:14
Dale North
Yay for Colette. Gambatte!
iPoodz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:15
iPoodz
Haha, it would be awesome if you said "double ended black dildo" on TV. Anyways, I'll look up what G4 is and watch tonight.

6 pm Pacific, right?
iPoodz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:16
iPoodz
Oh its on right now, I guess?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:17
Maurice Tan
Watch it on electro lemon's cblog people! He has a whole live thing going on :)
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:17
Justin Villasenor
This is a nice surprise; I'll be sure to watch.
Dunned's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:20
Dunned
Good luck out there.

and part of my vid is in the american NW commercials if anyone cares. (Emmanuel)
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:20
Neonie
Just put it on DVR, will be watching.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:20
Zac Bentz
You can't say double ended black dildo on live TV, right?

Maybe not (I bet you could...it's not one of the seven bad words) but I bet you can say double ended black neck massager.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:21
WastelandTraveler
Yay! I r tuned in! :D
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:54
Kif
Yay Colette showing the Dtoid love!

I'm watching on electro's stickam since being across the pond doesn't get me G4. Is that good or bad? Oh well, I still download my Code Monkeys.
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:57
ChrisFurniss
yaaaaaaaaaay good luck, lady! knock their socks off. Then steal their socks.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:00
Justin Villasenor
Did they not have time for the segment you were to be in?
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:00
bobthecat23
wat hapned to lemons stickam
j0cs0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:01
j0cs0n
Baby lemon got squeezed by daddy lemon.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:01
Kif
We all got G4rolled :(
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:02
BlindsideDork
I no seeeeee
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:10
Chibi_Zero
Was it being taped for the Friday show?
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:16
pizzaface
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ninjon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:17
ninjon
i watched the whole aots to see you and didnt. wut up with that? did i just miss the segment?
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 19:29
WastelandTraveler
colette is gonna be on cops 2.0?! NO WAI! (im east coast btw ;p)
http://beyondtheabyss.com/files/colcops.jpg
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 22:38
Sharpless
So, is it going to be uploaded to the webs? Previous Dtoid appearances have been.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:00
RICHARD BLOCKER
It's always nice to see some toiders on TV. I'm waiting for a live feed via satalite with Lord Sterling. He better be wearing a monocle and holding a courvasier or I'll physically find and beat him.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:18
RICHARD BLOCKER
It's always nice to see some toiders on TV. I'm waiting for a live feed via satalite with Lord Sterling. He better be wearing a monocle and holding a courvasier or I'll physically find and beat him.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:18
Tristero
Score one for the home team, Colette! I wouldn't miss it for the world. Unless I sleep in past six. Which is actually a possibility.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:18
Phist
Yay Collette! Don't forget to throw in an Also Cocks for old time's sake.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:19
nademagnet
I just got a mental image of Workman and Chad and a double ended black dildo... and now I want to die.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:21
Topher Cantler
Are you gonna wear that sancho moustache?

You should totally wear the sancho moustache.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:23
RICHARD BLOCKER
ASS TO ASS!!! ASS TO ASS!!!!
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:24
BigPopaGamer
Make us proud, or ashamed as none of us are above crying.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 11:35
Gameboi
Sweet! I'll fire up that DVR, since I won't be home.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 12:59
Snaileb
God yes. I will be licking my TV screen.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 13:17
RICHARD BLOCKER
@ Brainderailment

Glad sombody got that. My favorite one though:

"I didn't take it out for air."
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 13:49
charliesuh
ZMG!Colette is a TV star!!!!!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 13:58
Chad Concelmo
Don't mention it! DON'T MENTION IT! :)
Bas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 14:44
Bas
Missed it. Any backup?
Scandalous's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 15:48
Scandalous
have to agree AOTS stickam was pretty lame. got a bunch of bs when I was in yesterday and friend got kicked when he came in for no apparent reason.
but i'll watch tnite for u collette. u better make it more fun than a day in the park and seeing a midget on rollarblades ;]
gamingangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 15:58
gamingangel
Congrats! I'll make sure to watch!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 16:52
Colette Bennett
You guys are awesome! It comes on tonight so I hope I do you all proud.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 18:42
MasterMS
I just saw it, you were great.
kintaeb's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 18:47
kintaeb
Indeed MasterMS, very good. W00t for Sony bashing!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 19:49
Sharpless
Oh snap, I got confused. I didn't realize it was tonight. Dur. So, I repeat, will it be on their website?
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