It's time to wake up, sheeple! We're delving into the hard-hitting cover ups and conspiracies that Big Videogame doesn't want you to know about. How is Grand Theft Auto V a papal conspiracy? What ties does a certain Italian plumber have to the Communist party?
Is it just a coincidence that this video features four segments, is going up on November 4, and predates the upcoming PlayStation 4?!
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