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Cliffy B: Wii U haters 'talk sh*t' but will buy it anyway photo

Clifford "Cliffy B" Bleszinski has called out those who wish to pour derision on the Wii U, claiming that they'll all be buying one despite their scorn. 

"From what I've seen, it looks pretty cool," he declared. "It seems like you can stream your game from your television directly to your controller, so if you have irritable bowel syndrome, or a small bladder, you can still play it in the toilet. 

"That's great. But, you know, from what people are saying online, they're like, 'Oh, it's just a DreamCast, whatever.' But it's like, 'Dude, what's old is new sometimes.' The Power Glove led to the Wii, the Virtual Boy led to the 3DS, right? A lot of these older technologies that you forget about are [the technological predecessors]. The Kinect is a sophisticated webcam, right? 

"So I'm just dying to see it. It's Nintendo. I'll buy it. I know I'll buy it. They'll talk sh*t but they'll buy it."

I think the interesting thing about the Wii U is that we just can't call how it'll fare at market. It could be the next Wii or it could be the next GameCube. I'll definitely be picking one up, and I'm eager to see how many others will. 

Gears Designer: Nintendo Haters Will 'Talk Sh*t' But Will Still Buy Wii U [Industry Gamers]








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Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:16
Gorescream
For once I agree with the person who personally helped kill the PC.

I'm buying one.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:18
Chongomaster
Cliffy B. He speaks the truth. At least, on this occasion.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:23
llort het
Of course people will buy it, because if anything there will be Mario and Zelda. However like I said, this will be the first nintendo console I don't buy at launch. Not only is it probably going to be expensive, because nintendo now demands 50 percent profit on the hardware right on launch day, but nintendo just let's their consoles die from lack of support, actual hardcore games aren't going to make use of the controller's features (other than maybe touching to equip items and such) so you either have to use this clunky battery draining tablet with little buttons and circle pads at the top of the screen, or you use a crappy classic controller with a wiimote attached to it if you want to play ninja gaiden 3. Sorry if I'm being overly negative, but I'm surprised no one else is taking this potential controller problem seriously.

Of course there's the issue of when the 720/ ps4 come out in a few years, the wii u is once again going to become the underpowered console with nothing but minigames
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:24
Usedtabe
I think Cliffy and Mark should shut up and make sure Gears 3 turns out to be a good game. Don't want another broken piece of shit at launch a la Gears2.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:24
Mr Andy Dixon
I love that Cliffy B says "I'll buy it" like it's even a question. Motherfucker could buy the god damn moon if he wanted to!

And that's made of CHEESE!
Nobunaga Oda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:24
Nobunaga Oda
When I seen Ghost Recon being played. I got hyped. Not gonna lie.
Ace829's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:25
Ace829
@gorescream
Except the PC is not dead at all.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:25
Tristrix
I dunno, I might not. I'll be waiting to see how it goes. Not trying to be contrarian or anything, but my concern is that it seems to be a half-step up from the current generation. It's more powerful than a PS3, sure, but I think it's a safe bet that the PS4 and XBOX720 are going to blow it out of the water.

I'm afraid that's going to set up another situation in which the nintendo console is either getting skipped for multiplatform games, or getting dumbed down ports. It's for that reason that my Wii has such long periods of time where it sits and gathers dust, and I'm not interested in buying another console that sits and gathers dust 10 months out of the year.

So I mean on the one hand, Cliffy is right in that it looks awesome, but there's some caveats there that will be staying my purchasing hand for a while.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:26
SephirothX
Nah. Don't want it
metric152's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:26
metric152
Nintendo needs to give me a good reason to buy one. So far the only thing I've purchased for the Wii have been nintendo properties (mario, metroid, zelda, etc) because if the same title comes out on another platform I'd rather buy it there because I don't have to shake a controller around.

If the Wii U will be just as powerful as todays consoles why would I buy something new to play games on platforms I already own that are just as powerful?

They're basically putting out another mario player and it will sell.
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:28
Strandli
No matter if the gimmick is stupid, or the 3rd party support is bad, the Nintendo products will always sell because of the promise of Mario and Zelda anyway.
We "core" gamers can all laugh at the casual focus Nintendo has had lately, but there is always a soft spot for Mario and Zelda in any core gamer. And that's why The Wii U will sell.
Kyakakin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:29
Kyakakin
@Llort: No one is taking it seriously because we haven't tried it yet because it's not out yet. You're comparing the past console with a clean slate new one. That's like saying before the ps3 came out "The PS3 is going to be nothing but RPG's and action-adventure games!" Don't compare two things when one of them isn't out yet.
SayWord's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:30
SayWord
This guy clearly don't give a shit

Slinkge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:31
Slinkge
After watching my Wii sit there gather dust for the past 2 years, I'm pretty much over with Nintendo's gimmick train.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:32
Handy
Hmm, I never thought about the IBS angle, that could be great for a lot of people. Though God help us if Nintendo start advertising that feature with middle aged women like those Wii Fit lifestyle ads.
FPS Baby Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:34
FPS Baby Jesus
Honestly, I was skeptical when it was first revealed and I'm still skeptical now. I would love for the Wii U to be great, I just don't see it happening. Even tho I own a Wii, I think the other 2 systems are better. Nintendo will always give u good 1st party support, but other than that, your kinda fucked. I recently got my hands on the 3DS and I don't see the big deal at all. Oddly enough, my favorite nintendo system was the Gamecube that everyone seems to bash.
kunluncat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:35
kunluncat
If it is expensive, maybe not. If it is region locked, 100% not.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:38
Usedtabe
lol @ Mattrodroid. Way to stereotype bro. You're no better than the people who stereotype the Wii as a kids only machine.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:39
Tristrix
@mattrodroid

Dude. That might just be the douchiest comment I've ever read on this site. Congratulations I guess.
FPS Baby Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:41
FPS Baby Jesus
@mattrodroid or maybe ppl simply have higher standards. Other than the first party games nintendo puts out ( And they are great games), can u honestly say that the Wii has more AAA games than the 360 or the PS3. I would love for u to point out these "brilliant" VC games as well. I'm not saying that they str8 sucks, but they aren't that brilliant. Most of the older games are overpriced. 10 dollars for a str8 port of an N64 game. Nintendo does some fucked up stuff just like M$ and Sony, their fans just let them get away with more.
MCBattery's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:41
MCBattery
If Cliffy B endorses it, I'm definitely not buying one..
xenoslave42's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:42
xenoslave42
Probably not. After 25+ yrs of gaming Mario and Zelda just don't do it for me anymore.
rathowreck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:42
rathowreck
I considered it until the calamity of operation rainfall occurred. Just gonna buy a regular used Wii and pick up a Wii U in oh let's say 2016. Off ebay.
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:42
Operative20
Nintendo needs the 3rd party support. Support that will surprise us all, like their huge list of 3rd party developers that they showed off when they revealed the 3DS. THAT will get people to want the Wii U. I know I probably won't get one until there are a bunch of games available for it. I don't want to buy it launch day then have it sit there for months while a single game trickles out. *3DS ahem*

But it still looks cool, and I can't wait to play all night without using the TV while my brothers sleep. It;ll be a first and I'll love it forever
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:45
Epic-Kx
@mattrodroid
"Xbox ghettoboys?"

BACK UP IN YO ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION! ITS THE GROUP HARDER THAN AN ERECTION SHOWING NO AFFECTION! THEY WANNA BAN US ON CAPITAL HILL, CAUSE IT'S DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER STILLL!
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:49
GoofierBrute
I've been saying this for awhile: everyone's been criticizing the Wii U, but at the the end of the day most of them will buy it. I know I am, eventually.

Also on behalf of Nintendo fans everywhere, I would like to apologize mattrodroid's stupidity and emotional immaturity. He does not represent me or other Nintendo fans, and we are ashamed to have to be associated with him.
Seta Soujiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:49
Seta Soujiro
what is a cliffy b?
pixelheresy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:50
pixelheresy
Not to fanboy out on Nintendo, but they do tend to deliver, if only for their day in the sun.

Most people complain now, nearly 5 years after the Wii's launch, that they haven't been playing it for the last year or two. But look back on it, Wii owners, you played the shit of that the first 2-3 years. There were some fantastic first parties, of course, but there were scores of really great 3rd party titles as well. Also, and you have to admit, it still is kind of fun getting some friends (gamer or non) over and playing WarioWare or Mario Party or Super Mario Bros Wii or whatever else multiplayer game. There really aren't any multiplayer games (at least prior to the Kinnect or Move) on the 360/PS3 to the degree that Wii had. Sure there were plenty of hangers-on [Carnival Games and the ilk], but there was plenty of fun to be had and it still is fun to dust of the Wii for that on occasion.

That being said, I actually had the most fun with the Wii between the 360 and the Wii. Mostly, I tend to play XBLA/Indie games on the 360 [and watch Netflix] since I have been busy with job and wife and new baby, and it being a set-connected box, I play on my laptop more "involved" games. I still play the Wii, albeit little bits here and there. Still plodding through Donkey Kong Country Returns (got it shortly after release, btw) and play virtual console/Wiiware games [admittedly, Virtual Console or Mega Man 9 & 10], but those are more readily picked up, rather than running out to the store and getting Bioshock 2 or Red Dead Redemption [both of which I passed over due to not having the time].

The little screen/playing in the other room I think will be a boon. We have two TVs, but the 360 is upstairs [e.g. if my wife wants to turn in, no 360 time] and the Wii is in the living room [so if she's on the couch watch something or sorting through the mail, etc. so not kicking her out is more of a courtesy thing]. The WiiU would go downstairs [to play/entertain friends], but being able to hole up in the dining room or, since it is on the other side of the wall, the guest room to continue play, that is cool.
Graham Hall's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:51
Graham Hall
I have to say I am intrigued, but after the letdown that was the Wii I'm a bit cautious about putting money into another Nintendo console.
King Chrono's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:55
King Chrono
I have a feeling developers won't use it to its full potential, but I like the possibilities. I really want to see what Rocksteady does with the device. Maybe we could view detective mode through the controller (but make it optional please)?
Freequebec86's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:57
Freequebec86
i read that you cant be far from the console :( So maybe no toilet+wii U unless your toilet is near !
Ragnar Dragonfyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:58
Ragnar Dragonfyre
Well... I didn't buy a Wii because of my experience with the GameCube. I bought it because Twilight Princess was due out in a couple months and I figured I'd get to play some of the cool exclusives in the meantime. Wouldn't ya know it, Twilight Princess got delayed again and again and eventually announced as a Wii launch title.

Fuck you Nintendo. Had you made your intentions known from the start, I would have waited and bought a Wii... instead I got a Smash Bros. Box.
De la Mancha's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:59
De la Mancha
Nintendo is the best period.

Their games are just fun... not pretentious and mediocre shit.

There are allot of good games on the wii if your smart enough and know where to look and what to try.

...Oh and there are a few more games for the wii this year than just Zelda, Kirby, and Rhythm Heaven... ...look for them yourselves.

And most of you call yourselves "Hardcore Gamers".... HA!
FoolyCoolyKid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:59
FoolyCoolyKid
It all depends upon the games. After the Wii's 2011 year along with the 3DS collecting dust amongst early adopters, i really don't like Nintendo that much right now. Sure they'll release a few awesome games, but they have no idea what their audience wants and definitely seem to be more about the money. As for buying one, I don't understand how people can make a decision yet, there's no games even announced yet.
McDoug8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 12:59
McDoug8
@mattrodroid.

umad bro?
Redreap3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:00
Redreap3r
I think I'll keep my trend going, the wii didn't impress me so I never got one. The wii U has yet to impress me, so as it stand I won't be getting one. Sorry Cliff
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:01
Jay Me
@mattodroid

Why would I buy a system that isn't much cheaper than its competitors, just so I can play a couple of decent games that are buried under a mountain of shit?

Cliffy B (Whose name sounds like a boy band reject) I'm definitely not going to buy it. Does that mean I get to slag it off with impunity?
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:05
Arttemis
Won't the vita do the same thing for sony's console too? I bought the wii used years after it came out and haven't beaten a single game for it. I use it as a game cube 95% of the time it's on (Smash Bros and RE3 currently), and it's rarely on.

If I do get it, (which is more unlikely since it can't even serve as a bluray movie player) it will be years down the line, likely used.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:08
mix
"It seems like you can stream your game from your television directly to your controller..."

Did he figure that out all by himself?!
BADCP's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:11
BADCP
He's right, and if people are calling it a DreamCast, that makes it all the better! Now if only Sega would re-release the DC again for when my second one breaks down...
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:12
Retrofraction
I only talk s*** cause nintendo did when they said the wii would have a good selection of games I would want to play!
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:13
pokota
Clifford had best stay away from the Wii U. That controller looks really complex, and he hasn't even figured out symbols yet. Anyone who compares triangles and squares to kanji just isn't going to be able to handle that kind of I/O.

As for me, I likely won't buy a Wii U, at least based on what I've seen so far. The demos weren't technically impressive, which gives me the suspicion that multi-platform games won't be markedly better on the Wii U, and I have very little interest in platformers, which leaves out a significant portion of Nintendo's biggest titles.

Also, didn't someone from Nintendo hint that the range of the controller might not allow you to play a game in another part of the house? I remember a "the controller and console are designed to be in the same room" comment.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:15
KwikPwn
I'm in, I'll likely skip Sony's next console though. Nintendo and Microsoft are the driving force of innovation in console gaming, Sony's "me too!" machines just don't cut it anymore.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:17
brainderailment
I didn't buy the wii, and I'm not going to buy this. I don't understand how that's so hard to fathom.
slbr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:20
slbr
I will buy it but I'm still skeptical about it.
I will buy it because I love Nintendo IPs and no doubt about it the system will receive some new ones. For now it will be just like the Wii to me, a handful of games will make me buy it.
But I'm still skeptical. The 3DS launch was nowhere near to the initial presentation on E3, but I really hope they get it right this time.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:21
runtheplacered
@brainderailment,

"I didn't buy the wii, and I'm not going to buy this. I don't understand how that's so hard to fathom."

You should look up the word "generalities" in a dictionary.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:21
The Silent Protagonist
@Arttemis - No, Vita is doing the "transfarring" thing, which means only certain games will also be playable on Vita and PS3, not all of them. Unless you're thinking of Remote Play, which is basically shrinking down a PS3 game to play on PSP and losing a second analog stick on the process.

I'm getting Wii U, I mean, its Nintendo, after all.

If Cliffy is in favor of it, though, that just means it runs his Unreal engines like he wants them to. Anytime Epic can license out the Unreal Engine more is a good day for Cliffy.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:24
Corak
Even though I don't care for the guy he speaks the truth here. People and some gamers especially hate the hell out of everything for no good reasons, only to reneg and buy the product they said they hated.
spman2099's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2011 13:24
spman2099
It is possible that I will buy it, but Nintendo has a lot to prove before I do so. I am not going to get screwed on a console like I did with the Wii. They are going to have to show me that their console is worth buying before I pay money for it.
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