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It's hard to type when your face is planted squarely in your palm, but you are looking at the pixelated version of what must now be Gears of War 2 designer Cliff Bleszinski's most prized possession -- a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate.

Apparently, the young Clifford once jokingly told faceplate creator SpaceGhost2K that he would like him to make a plate based on the famously disgusting Internet meme in which a young Japanese girl summons forth a veritable geyser of watery backdoor clay with which to douse herself. Be careful what you wish for. Cliff received this artistic tribute to self-degradation at the Gears 2 launch party.

Hit the jump for the unaltered version, but be warned that, despite being a thing of harmless plastic, it's still pretty visceral and as such, is probably not recommended for those at work, or with a shred of self-respect.