Cliffy B's tubgirl faceplate

Uh ... okay.

It's hard to type when your face is planted squarely in your palm, but you are looking at the pixelated version of what must now be Gears of War 2 designer Cliff Bleszinski's most prized possession -- a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate.

Apparently, the young Clifford once jokingly told faceplate creator SpaceGhost2K that he would like him to make a plate based on the famously disgusting Internet meme in which a young Japanese girl summons forth a veritable geyser of watery backdoor clay with which to douse herself. Be careful what you wish for. Cliff received this artistic tribute to self-degradation at the Gears 2 launch party.

Hit the jump for the unaltered version, but be warned that, despite being a thing of harmless plastic, it's still pretty visceral and as such, is probably not recommended for those at work, or with a shred of self-respect.