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Cliffy B's tubgirl faceplate

5:41 AM on 11.10.2008   |   Jim Sterling

Cliffy B's tubgirl faceplate photo

Uh ... okay.

It's hard to type when your face is planted squarely in your palm, but you are looking at the pixelated version of what must now be Gears of War 2 designer Cliff Bleszinski's most prized possession -- a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate.

Apparently, the young Clifford once jokingly told faceplate creator SpaceGhost2K that he would like him to make a plate based on the famously disgusting Internet meme in which a young Japanese girl summons forth a veritable geyser of watery backdoor clay with which to douse herself. Be careful what you wish for. Cliff received this artistic tribute to self-degradation at the Gears 2 launch party.

Hit the jump for the unaltered version, but be warned that, despite being a thing of harmless plastic, it's still pretty visceral and as such, is probably not recommended for those at work, or with a shred of self-respect.








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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:41
Zombutler
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:47
nebones
Woah
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:47
wardrox
oh.....
Stephen57's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:49
Stephen57
Holy shi- oh wait, she's not the pope.
My bad, people.
junglistgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:50
junglistgamer
sweet baby jesus that's one helluva faceplate
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:51
Mikey
I'd rather that than lemon party.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:00
Rifter01
It's beautiful! *.*
Andy Butler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:03
Andy Butler
Sex in it's purest form
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:04
Scrixx
@ Mikey

If he can do lemon party, then i'd be really impressed.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:06
Projectexodus
Oh dear god!
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:06
Mikey
@Scrixx

Let's hope he can't.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:26
covah
oh wow...
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:33
Clance
What
gabesylar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:33
gabesylar
my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:37
TurboSpaz
0_o
swl72us's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:39
swl72us
It could be worse. It could be Goat Sex!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:39
AgentMOO
That is one impressive piece of craftsmanship. Also, eww.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:43
Rosseh
I was thinking more along the lines of this
ArchArbiter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:44
ArchArbiter
Lol, Red Ring of Goatse
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:50
B-Radicate
Oh god. I was NOT expecting a 3D interpretation. Wow. Just. Wow.
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:51
Mikey
Oh God!! Everytime I forget about the Goatse, I keep being reminded!
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:53
CharleyTony
I was suprised to find it a little disguisting but I totally want one !
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 06:59
Clance
LOL @ Rosseh
konrad hazen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:03
konrad hazen
Cliffy B really "has it all" now.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:27
GENACON
Wow, Red Ring of Goatse. Best. Goatse. Ever.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:32
Char Aznable
The first blog I see when checking out Dtoid contains both Tubgirl AND Goatse? This is going to be a good day.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:40
Oni
Holy God that is awesome. Not exactly something you could leave attached to the damn thing when Mom is over for afternoon tea, but awesome none-the-less!
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:43
Cube
Seen it, nothing new.
Soulwax's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 07:53
Soulwax
How do you turn it on?
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:13
Tron
"How do you turn it on?"

with the controller, duh.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:21
psycho terror2
"How do you turn it on?"

i suspect she'd respond best to a cleveland steamer...
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:35
gore on the floor
DO F'IN WANT!!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:38
Joseph Leray
"What do you get for someone who has everything?"

A Tubgirl faceplate, that's what.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:45
parrothead
What?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 08:53
Teta
Lemon party?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:07
Kif
I love how it's not so much a Tubgirl faceplate, and more a custom faceplate with a model of Tubgirl glued on.

Still, I fucking loled.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:21
Origim
That is just fukced up and yet cool in a very disturbing way.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:24
Bob Muir
WHY?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:29
falinter
I love waking up to Destructoid in the morning.
Stoph's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:34
Stoph
I'm with Necros on this one... why?
scsitransfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:40
scsitransfer
I wish I could unclick the jump Y____Y
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:48
Endstiem
All he needs now is a custom Harlequin Baby controller...
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:56
Xhumation
Next 2 girls..One 360
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 09:58
Jon2309
That. Is. Awesome.

In a sick, demented way, of course, but at least it shows some game developers are in tune with the interwebs.
Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:19
Foe
Cliffy B is the powerfulz!
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:19
Das Inchworm
well color me jealous.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:26
SilverDragon1979
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit ...
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:54
GohanGVO
Ugh. Now the repressed memories of the original source are creeping back into my skull.

BRB VOMITING
Andrew5329's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:59
Andrew5329
Two questions,
WHY?!
And How can I get one of these things?
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:03
mourning orange
Its just orange juice.
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