Uh ... okay.
It's hard to type when your face is planted squarely in your palm, but you are looking at the pixelated version of what must now be Gears of War 2 designer Cliff Bleszinski's most prized possession -- a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate.
Apparently, the young Clifford once jokingly told faceplate creator SpaceGhost2K that he would like him to make a plate based on the famously disgusting Internet meme in which a young Japanese girl summons forth a veritable geyser of watery backdoor clay with which to douse herself. Be careful what you wish for. Cliff received this artistic tribute to self-degradation at the Gears 2 launch party.
Hit the jump for the unaltered version, but be warned that, despite being a thing of harmless plastic, it's still pretty visceral and as such, is probably not recommended for those at work, or with a shred of self-respect.
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My bad, people.
If he can do lemon party, then i'd be really impressed.
Let's hope he can't.
with the controller, duh.
i suspect she'd respond best to a cleveland steamer...
A Tubgirl faceplate, that's what.
Still, I fucking loled.
In a sick, demented way, of course, but at least it shows some game developers are in tune with the interwebs.
BRB VOMITING
WHY?!
And How can I get one of these things?