I hate Gamespot. When I run a multi-million dollar Web site that's one of the most visited locations on the net, I'm pretty sure I'm going to think of a better question to ask the greatest developers of our generation than "What's your blood type?" or "What's your favorite swear word?"
Anyone who's spent any time whatsoever with Cliffy B knows the answer to both of those, as you've likely had to give a doctor the former while Cliffy screams the latter. But Gamespot does serve it's purpose occasionally, as they have several video features that you simply can't do with Ron Workman's WaMu debit card and a bunch of cheese wrappers, try as we may.
Beyond the jump is just one of many said features where Cliffy B reveals his softer side. I'm assuming the interviewer is a smoking hot Swedish model, as no straight man without an ulterior motive would ever admit to liking Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and especially not Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jesus Christ Cliffy, Maggie Gyllenhaal? There comes a point when you need to just stop drinking.
If this is your type of thing, venture yonder for more interviews with several other respectable developers. F*cking Maggie Gyllenhaal … come on dude.
Secretary. Uber Hotness.
Maggie is not model hot by any means, she's girlfriend hot.
In fact she may be the hottest girlfriend hot there is. Other examples include Julia Stiles, Mandy Moore, and your mom.
Julia Stiles, Mandy Moore, and your mom are all indeed hot. But I can't get on the Maggie Gyllenhaal train. Now the Jake Gyllenhaal train.. all aboard! *rawr*
And the Notebook was only fantastic because of the hot-ass Rachel McAdams and an ever so brief boob-shot.
I went to the site that was linked to Maggie's name to check out a pic and read the comments... and MAN! Those people there, I swear... I felt dumber just reading some of the comments. It read like a room full of generic shovanistic(?) pigs drooling at boobs and thinking every thought with the wrong head...
...This coming from a guy with a huge collection of porn and almost anything else involving boobs...
I own eternal sunshine, love actually, and down with love. Down with love comes in an f'n pink DVD case. Do you have any idea how hard that purchase was?
This is the first time I ever liked cliffy B. Good for him!
Right on Kannon. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was a great movie. Deep and interesting and highly rated. Should have won Best Picture when it came out.
Eternal Sunshine is a brilliant movie, dammit. Kate Winslet is the tits. And Maggie Gyllenhall is kind of cute, usually. Haley, stop the fail. How many Gyllenhalls must die?
Oh I get it, you're gay, that's cool man, Dtoid is a very open community to this kind of thing, we won't judge you.
And Jim is very subdued and plays a very good role in the movie, he's not his typical wacky self, its pretty evident you didn't even see the slightest bit of the movie, I'd ask why you felt qualified to comment in but this is the internet so I have my answer.
Forgiving checkpoints?
All cutscenes you can skip?
Anyone know just how annoying the second part in the fourth act is? No checkpoints.
Or the last part of Act 3. LONG. ASS. IN GAME. CUTSCENE. OVER. AND. OVER.
Oh, come now. Carrey does a great job in that. I think he's done phenomenal work with dramatic roles. Probably the smartest thing he's ever done. He'd probably be long gone, if he'd just stuck to comedic acting.
Does nobody remember the allure of the anarchist baker in Stranger Than Fiction? I put Peter Saarsgard on the "Husbands to Kill" list, alongside Paul Bettany. Vincent Cassel is too cool to die, however.
Does nobody remember the allure of the anarchist baker in Stranger Than Fiction? I put Peter Saarsgard on the "Husbands to Kill" list, alongside Paul Bettany. Vincent Cassel is too cool to die, however.
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3:04 AM on 08.01.2007
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Fuck, why can't I double post?
I will balance it with a Maggie Gyllenhaal bukkake-bath picture:
Secretary. Uber Hotness.
Maggie is not model hot by any means, she's girlfriend hot.
In fact she may be the hottest girlfriend hot there is. Other examples include Julia Stiles, Mandy Moore, and your mom.
And the Notebook was only fantastic because of the hot-ass Rachel McAdams and an ever so brief boob-shot.
You know what? No, no you can't. And there is no god:
Perhaps she was the inspiration for the Locust?
cliffy, i accept you for who you are!
...This coming from a guy with a huge collection of porn and almost anything else involving boobs...
This is the first time I ever liked cliffy B. Good for him!
Eternal Sunshine is a brilliant movie, dammit. Kate Winslet is the tits. And Maggie Gyllenhall is kind of cute, usually. Haley, stop the fail. How many Gyllenhalls must die?
Oh I get it, you're gay, that's cool man, Dtoid is a very open community to this kind of thing, we won't judge you.
And Jim is very subdued and plays a very good role in the movie, he's not his typical wacky self, its pretty evident you didn't even see the slightest bit of the movie, I'd ask why you felt qualified to comment in but this is the internet so I have my answer.
All cutscenes you can skip?
Anyone know just how annoying the second part in the fourth act is? No checkpoints.
Or the last part of Act 3. LONG. ASS. IN GAME. CUTSCENE. OVER. AND. OVER.
I'm with you on Bellucci and Connelly, but I just can't support an actress who looks like a plate of dumplings with hair.
...shit.
For the record, I completely agree, Eternal Sunshine was garbage.