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Cigarettes and MMO: Asian MMOs designed so players can smoke photo

There's always room for one more oddball story, and today's curiosity comes from (surprise) Asia, where it's been revealed that some MMO games are designed with the smoker in mind.

Perfect World product manager Jon Belliss has been talking to MTV about the differences between Asian and Western MMO sensibilities, explaining that Eastern gamers enjoy grinding a lot more (which of course explains the love of RPGs over ther.). One thing he could never work out until recently, however, was why Western MMOs made use of a mouse and keyboard, while similar games from other side of the world are almost exclusively mouse-based. 

The answer is either funny or disastrous, depending on how much of a health freak you are -- in Asia, many people spend their times in 'Net cafes, chain smoking in one hand while MMO grinding with the other. It would seem that MMOs in the East are designed to cater to a rather crazy lifestyle choice. After all, why give up one addiction for another, when you can enjoy both?

This explains why Asian countries don't suffer from ridiculously high morbid obesity rates -- they're sitting down all day playing computer games like us, but are cleverly keeping the weight down with excessive, atrophying cigarettes. I think I need to pick up a carton of Silk Cut.


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mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:06
mistic
lol that's an awesome story :-)

here they banned smoking in most public places anyway...
Nerfgun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:13
Nerfgun
See, I always thought the fishing minigame in World of Warcraft was there so you could smoke a joint and rack up some skill points using only one hand on the mouse.

... what.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:21
mikeyed
I actually wrote a paper that included a short compare and contrast of the physical health between American, Japanese, and South Korean gamers. From what I saw, chain smoking, junk food eating, and a ridiculous rash of addiction across the entire country made the South Koreans probably the first of the three to suffer from a state-wide affliction of nutritional deficiencies. Also, I've noticed around campus that the Asian kids are the ones who can't stop puffing away even mid-winter. I could see this as being quite a brilliant move.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:22
Alexradl
One hand to play, one hand to fap. Sneaky sneaky Asians.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:41
Holyetheline
Damn I started smoking last Monday. I already wish I could quit though...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:44
Tubatic
smoke, sit and lose the weight. . .

Maybe I've had this semi-unhealthy living thing all wrong . . .
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:46
MechaMonkey
Smoking:Fapping as Cigarette:Penis
Irvine_frost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:51
Irvine_frost
yeah, i tought because most of the mmo are wankers and they fapped furiously while playing
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:55
Rifter01
"After all, why give up one addiction for another, when you can enjoy both?"

We giggled uncontrollably. Also, that B&W pic of a cigarette "flute" is too funny too.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 14:03
Edarios
@nerfgun

omg, you did that too? its the only way i could do it, otherwise i never had the patience for fishing.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 14:25
HawtPawkitHero
I smoke and I'm still fat >:[
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:28
Neonie
How I mine for lung cancer?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:57
mix
I usually have a beer or something when I hit up my games (after work) but I dont drink a case every night....I should though.

@Holyetheline

"Damn I started smoking last Monday. I already wish I could quit though... "

WUT?

You know what I want to do on Monday? Hell, I want to start smoking....you sound like you had it all planned out..lol
Touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 06:47
Touch
GTA IV clearly had concessions for the smoker built into it too. Many a time, i used to hail a cab, switch the view to "cinematic", put on my favourite radio station, and light up as I watched my leisurely journey across town.
Radie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 09:17
Radie
Silk Cut?

Really? Dating yourself a bit there, huh?
Or are they still popular?

I have never tried them but I would love to. I am curious to the rumors of the smoke tasting like bacon.
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