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Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain screens have facts photo

Well, it's about two years too late to really be timely with the whole Chuck Norris meme, but Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain for the iPhone is finally about to get a release. The game, which for some reason we failed to tell you about when it was first announced, is a sidescrolling brawler in which you play as none other than Chuck Norris. In the game Chuck Norris is sent to the jungles of Cambodia to save a group of prisoners from communists. Damn commies.

Of course the infamous "Chuck Norris Facts" will be making their way into the game, as you can see from the first screens of the game below having them plastered above each screenshot. You'll also be able to take a photo of yourself and your friends and put their heads onto enemy bodies. Then you can beat up yourself with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick into yesterday. So is the Chuck Norris factor drawing you in or have you moved onto the next internet joke?


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Yoibomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:13
Yoibomb
And I thought this joke couldn't be run anymore into the ground...
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:23
Monodi
Well, shit.
waves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:24
waves
Yeah, Chuck Norris used up all his cool when he worked on the Huckabee campaign.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:25
ChronosWing
@Yoibomb

Chuck Norris can't die! He only get's angrier!
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:26
Nogarda
Sorry I can' resist, and this post is just asking for em.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they surrender thier information.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:31
Stevil
Chuck Norris...blah blah blah...stronger than...blah blah blah...funny only to the 13-18 year old age bracket...blah blah blah...dies a little inside.
Yoibomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:38
Yoibomb
Guys! Did you hear about this? Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he, uhh, ROUNDHOUSE KICK LMAOLOL
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:45
Steel Squirrel
Ha. "...friends or ennemies..." Nice.
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:48
reindall
So, what's the point in playing this game? It's pretty obvious the only way to lose is to beat up yourself.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 08:58
TheStripe
http://www.google.com/m/url?cd=1&client=safari&ct=res&ei=SgjjSrDjLcGpgAfI5azKAw&hl=en&oe=UTF-8&oi=video_result&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metacafe.com%2Fwatch%2F1099150%2Fwill_it_blend_chuck_norris%2F&resnum=1&sa=X&usg=AFQjCNEVSVv46MPnjMyIZRxtQjIH8gcQIA
MaxDemage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 09:02
MaxDemage
I got this on my normal - not iphone - touchphone, and this is really a good game.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 09:20
atastysammich
Up next: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!: The Game
Eaten by a Grue's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 10:07
Eaten by a Grue
This will be awesome! I just hope the iPhone has enough processors to handle what is...Chuck Norris. Oh and for all you elitist types out there that like to act snobby because "we're past such childish Memes," just wait till the Chet simulator comes out. Then you will be sorry.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 11:37
Pacopaco
Eh, I thought some of the Norris facts were pretty funny but then the guy had to go and try to act political and showed what a pompous douchebag he was.
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 12:12
Kamikaze Slowey
Yeah that page isnt updated. i was gonna update the double down recap last night but i got busy. Thanks for the link though!
Saborlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 12:15
Saborlas
Every day around noon, Chuck Norris donates roughly $10 to the Bruce Lee estate. He then fasts until supper.

/STILL giving up his lunch money
//anti-Chuck jokes need to become popular
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 12:34
NihonTiger90
Well, they certainly missed the best release window for this game, didn't they?
Eaten by a Grue's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 13:17
Eaten by a Grue
Come on, stop hating on Chuck Norris. I know it's fun to act like you're extremely smart because "Chuck Norris is a meme for children," but you know it was fun while it lasted. Plus, if this game does something more than just show Chuck Norris facts for the lulz, it should be pretty funny.
Torquemada's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 13:28
Torquemada
Does his toupee have a special attack or something?
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 14:21
Magesx
HURR HURR HURR CHUCK NORRIS IS SO FUNNY
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 14:59
Ball Buster
When Chuck Norris plays pokemon, the pokemon don't faint- he actually kills them.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 15:02
Batthink
@ SteelSquirrel;

LOL, yeah, I spotted that too. Apparently, Chuck Norris wasn't on spellcheck duty.
Gelatin Abomination's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 15:07
Gelatin Abomination
Well, the upcoming Mr. T game will be blatantly better than this.
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 15:36
ninjalegend
I always liked the more clever ones such as:
"Chuck Norris failed science class because of the periodic table. Turns out the only element Chuck Norris knows, is the element of surprise."
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 18:37
AgentMOO
GIT R DONE
TroutPhishMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 18:56
TroutPhishMan
This is crap! Worst the the Wii auto-lay mode. With Chuck Norris as your character you automatically win. You turn on the game and it starts with Chuck Norris in some seedy dark parking lot and you press X for super awesome roundhouse and kill everyone.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 00:20
vexed alex
Is there a special level in the game that lets you kill those god hating homosexuals, blacks, Mexicans, and Jews?

You know...because it's Chuck Norris? And Chuck Norris is a crazy Chri-

Forget it.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 09:29
lewness
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER CAT TEH VIDEO GAEM NAO? IT HAS 2 COMMANDZ.

X - FED CHEEZBURGER
Circle - DOAN FED CHEEZBURGER

IF U PRES CIRCLE, U LOSE
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 10:55
pl0x kthanxbai
"take a picture of your friends or ENNEMIES..."

sigh
Dhaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 13:52
Dhaos
Well that happened
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