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The Christian Examiner Online has published what it claims to be an "in-depth" report on videogame violence -- a report so deep, in fact, that it refers to Grand Theft Auto IV as "GT4" and is loaded with anti-game comments from religious spokesmen and family groups. That's right, this so-called in-depth feature is shallower than a sparrow's c*nt.

"While shopping for a new video game recently with my 13-year-old grandson, I previewed several of the latest releases," stated one of the article's sensational interview subjects ... a random grandmother from Alabama. "Most were filled with intense violence, involving killing and torture. Others involved witches and wizards."

WITCHES AND WIZARD! WON'T THE GOOD LORDY LORD SAVE US FROM VIDEOGAMES AND THE ARCANE MAGICKS SEALED WITHIN THEIR SATANIC PANDORA'S BOXES!? Among other hilarious claims in this article is the accusation that games "control the hearts and minds" of children, creating "a monotonous, zoned-out new reality." 

Would it have hurt to speak to some Christians who actually played or worked with videogames? Many such Christians exist, but it appears as if the writer of this piece couldn't find a single one. This is why I'M paid to talk about games, and they're paid to talk about God.








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mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:37
mikeyed
wow, I didn't get past the first paragraph before I had to comment. That's a beautiful analogy.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:38
mikeyed
I mean metaphor, whatever...
killsm00th's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:39
killsm00th
So THATS the reason I am living in a monotonous, zoned-out new reality!

This really doesn't make me look forward to aging; if you ask me, its them who are the zombies. They cling to their anachronistic ways and point fingers and condemn all that which they do not understand. Hopefully none of us end up that way.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:48
MEE
he said that he ''previewed'' the game, if he going to most store the games are locked up, so by ''previewed'' there is a big chance that he just looked at the front cover.

good article jim
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:49
Magesx
inb4rage
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:50
pendelton21
I wonder what these same people say about boring-ass Christian-based video games?
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:52
savagesaladin
I have a girlfriend who used to be a super Christian. She knows more about Christianity than most Christians themselves. She was brainwashed into it pretty much. She says most Christians dont really follow Christianity because they are devious, unforgiving, blackmailing hateful mother fuckers.
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:52
JoshDunford
When I worked in the Game Retail market, I had a lot of stuff like this happen.

One of the best ones I remember was a dad came in with his 15 year old son and made him trade in "Overlord" because he performed magic spells.

So instead the kid picked up Call of Juarez (which has a blow job reference in the first 10 minutes) and, what else, Sand Andreas.

Fucking people.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:53
mistic
I'm Christian, I like games :-)
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:54
JoshDunford
San*. Sand Andreas coming soon.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:54
fetusmilk
wow Christians concerned with mythical beings/wizards and violence? thats fuckin funny.
what about God/Jesus?

not to mention the "games controlling hearts and minds" of children. hahaha.
SLAY THE DRAGON WIZARD OR YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:04
RICHARD BLOCKER
"That's right, this so-called in-depth feature is shallower than a sparrow's c*nt."

Lord Sterling, thats the second time you have made me spit Mountain Dew.

I consider myself a non-denominational Christian with my own conclusions and theories which I have plucked from various texts and conversations. With that in mind, I am entirely sure that I won't go to hell because I drink, watch pornography and play violent video games. (I believe there is no such thing as hell).

Religious dogma and fundamental tradition is harming this planet exponentially more so than a videogame. But I'm preaching to the chior here, so I'll shut up.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:05
the Golden Avatar
Don't you know that wizards and witches gain their powers from Satan?
GigaMach's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:05
GigaMach
Jim,

I appreciate that last paragraph. I am one of those Christians who play AND work in the field, and I often have to grit my teeth and bear with the inane attempts at "holiness" that right-wing (for lack of a better term) Christians try to impose on culture they don't understand.

Basically, I'm glad you were wise enough not to lump all Christians into the same mold. Hopefully, Christians can be wise enough to do the same with the different games out there, looking at each with a gracious eye on a case-by-case basis.

-Nas
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:05
Anus Mcphanus
It's a shame that this report is full of these bullshit comments because there actually are a few genuinely good points in there as well. Just not as many.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:09
Leathersoup
The reason that most Christians are afraid of comic books, games, and Dungeons & Dragons is because people who play those games get a reference point from which to judge myth.
It's the Christians who drown themselves in their own mythology that can't tell the difference between myth and reality. They're so blind to it, that anything dealing with a mythological subject become reality to them. Video games about witches and wizards? IT MUST BE TRUE!!! You killed a mobster in your game? YOU MUST BE A HIRED HITMAN!!!
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:11
killias2
Dumb bullshit.

Anus: What are the good points?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:11
Rockvillian
People are scared of what they don't understand, and will go to any means to justify their point of view, whether it's using false information/slandering/ignorance/anger/prejudice or not...fom the Christian side, or the gamer side. Doesn't matter.

Though I'm more disappointed with the Christian side of this story, cause pointing out 'evils' is not what we're called to do.

Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:17
Bob Muir
Years after Dungeon and Dragons proceeded to turn out alright, Christians are still at it. Sigh.
Simon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:21
Simon
That image caption is great
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:22
aaronf
What do they think of the Left Behind video game?
GigaMach's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:22
GigaMach
Here's a quote from the actual article:

"Many parents do not have a clue what kind of gaming activity kids are participating in. Many don't preview the games their kids buy. I encourage parents to know what kind of games their children are playing and restrict the amount of time they spend playing them.”

This is EXACTLY what Jim and others encourage right here. That is a good point. Here's another:

"Parents should place limits on children’s media use, including when, where, and how much they can participate. And we should be ready to address common myths that are often portrayed in the media: such as the myths that to be worthwhile you have to be beautiful, that money buys happiness, that sex is merely recreation and has no consequences, and that violence solves problems."

While there is a certain amount of bias presented from an older generation that is wary of the games media, the general drive of the article is to be aware of what's out there, and not think that games are still Pong and Pac-Man. Seems ridiculous to those of us who are well versed in gaming, but to folks with no experiance, it's just trying to point out the possible issues if left unchecked. I don't think it's a problem at all to warn folks that they might want to check a rating on a game, or have some interaction with they're kid's hobbies. If anything, it can bring the family closer, and raise good discussions between generations.

There are some uninformed statements, to be sure. But read the actual article to get the gist, not just the linked commentary.

-Nas
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:24
SWE3tMadness
It's people like this that give organized religion a bad name. Yes, withcraft and other "occult" practices are against christian teachings. No, it's not a sin to read Harry Potter for fun.

killias2, the main problem that these people seem to have with games is that people obsess over playing games sometimes and build their lives around them when they should be interacting with the real world. This is true, but they make the increasingly common mistake of assuming that all video games are evil because of it. Instead of preaching on how GTA4 is a tool of Satan, they should use those extreme examples to show the dangers of already-established sins like sloth, greed, wrath, etc.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:25
Rockvillian
Thanks for that GigaMach.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:38
Aaron Mxy Yost
Does Alan Moore know you used a picture of him for this post?
none's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:42
none
@ GigaMach - Good point. They do make some general points that we can all agree with. But they also say things like:
“It’s a very big epidemic,” said Menconi, who operates his Al Menconi Ministries from Carlsbad, Calif. “Withdrawal is very similar to drug withdrawal.”

Now, I've never seen a coke addict go through withdrawal, but I'd be surprised if it's the same as someone who can't get a tetris fix. The fact that they quote this guy as an expert points how slanted and shallow the article is. (He has a bachelor's degree in social sciences, and started a ministry focusing on media and religion)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:46
Eschatos
So it's the video games that are creating the "monotonous, zoned-out reality"? I think they're a bit confused.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:59
MechaMonkey
Dumbledore is the Anti-Christ. If Snape wasn't a Satanic wizard creature, he would be a candidate for sainthood.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:06
Projectexodus
Death caused by videogames: Under 10
Death caused by Religion: Couple of millions.
...
Its about time we stop all this videogaming in our society.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:07
Mushman
*sigh*
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:13
donkeykong
I have a feeling a lot of people didn't read the original article. That guy actually doesn't seem too bad. He has a bit of a bias but not nearly as much as any of us, and he does point out some positives.

My beef lies more with the people he interviewed. These are people who are clearly less qualified to speak on the subject than the author himself. No one in the real world gives a shit about a grandmother who is afraid of wizards and witches. What is this? 600 years ago? Get out of my house.
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:20
Aurvant
@Leathersoup - Your a douche. This isn't a sounding board for you to bash on Christians (or people of different faiths for that matter) just so you can speak how you feel about the subject.

@Everyone else who doesn't know this - The reason why most Christians tend to bash on violent videogames or scream bloody murder about games that involve demons or magic is because they live by the decree of guarding oneself against what convicts them, and most of the time the ones speaking as "expert" about it are old-school Christians who were probably burning records back in the day because they fell in to the hype that discs contained satanic messages.

They don't understand it as an entertainment medium and quickly brush it aside as if it is "the devils work".They're not zealots...they're just misinformed and their defense mechanism to guard against what they perceive as a bad influence kicks in and out spews condemnations and ignorance.

As a Christian Gamer I can honestly say that not all of us (Christians) are like this and there are plenty of us with a decent head on our shoulders who aren't filled with all of this "fire and brimstone" rage that most of the old elders are.

Sidenote: The Left Behind game, while I never played it, did indeed look awful. Not to mention the premise behind the game was just weird in the way it was presented.

All in all I wouldn't take what the writer says to heart or as insulting because he/she is obviously commenting on something they are very unfamiliar with and thus are casting judgments without any type of evidence to show that they actually studied up on what they were condemning.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:21
UglyDuck
Overall and compared to the other anti-video game rants out there, a good article. The people that wrote this are obviously inexperienced, but it looks like they put a certain amount of effort in. Maybe not enough to be rigorously accurate, but I'm sure they have other articles to write and things to do, so overall I'm pleased with the article's general awareness.

Honestly, I'm all for gamers calling bullshit on the scaremongering harpies that would have all risqué entertainment banned, but this article referenced a lot of the things that we, in general argue for the video game industry. It seems silly to bash anything that isn't 100% supportive of our passion, partly because that's exactly what religious fanatics do, but also because it's dishonest to pretend that games are angelic works of purest goodness.

Okay, so it's not cool to be a cunt and talk about how shit everything is, but at least I feel good about myself for being measured and calm. Now I'm going to go donate some orphans to a homeless person.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:21
aaronf
Projectexodus:

Death caused by videogames: ZERO
Death caused by Religion: Couple of millions.

People don't kill *because* of video games. They kill because they are psychopaths. They may try to re-enact video game violence, but that doesn't mean the video game caused them to kill. The video game never instructs a person to go out and kill another. Murderers are influenced by all kinds of things, but the ultimate *cause* of their violence is their own mental instabilities and warped sense of reality.

Religion on the other hand, provides many situations in which murder is demanded by god. In this case, you can say that the religion causes the violence. There is no such causation found with video games.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:23
Jim Sterling
I read the article. The impression I got was of a writer pretending to be fair and balanced, but betraying it by loading the post with an incredibly strong anti-game representation. It claimed to be in-depth and it wasn't. It was very obviously slanted in one direction and the fact that he pretended it wasn't does little to redeem the piece.
none's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:26
none
Aurvantoid "All in all I wouldn't take what the writer says to heart or as insulting because he/she is obviously commenting on something they are very unfamiliar with and thus are casting judgments without any type of evidence to show that they actually studied up on what they were condemning."

Judgement without knowledge is exactly what I and others find insulting. Peple are allowed to not understand and brush aside things, but they are then not allowed to present themselves as authorities on these things.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:31
RAB
Yeah, because games nowadays have too many wizards and witches.

Damn you Gauntlet!

And dont think I'm not looking at you, Banjo Kazooie..

Youre magicks and spells have flung me into a downward spiral and now all I ever think about is satan.

dammit
LifeIsGood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:32
LifeIsGood
This is funny because last Sunday my preacher talked about the PS3 he bought his son and was quite funny.

Remember, only crazy people make big headlines, new would be very boring if was on the 95% of people who are normal.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:35
Projectexodus
@aaronf
You're indeed correct, but i was rather refering to the Chinese dudes who died after playing videogames non stop for 48 hours. But as you said, it is naturaly their own stupidity's fault, not the videogames.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:36
SLiFE
"Some researchers are convinced that repetitive play of violent games instructs kids in violence, making violent acts more likely. But others argue that video violence is a cathartic replacement for real violent crime, which has gone down since the advent of video games."
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 12:41
Gen Eric Gui
I want one of these zealots to play SMT: Nocturne and log their reaction to it. You always see them complaining about GTA and Manhunt and whatever the new hotbutton game is.

That's all I ask. Just one playthrough of Nocturne.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:12
Stahlbrand
I always LMAO at these stories. Magic lol. I'll have to keep a 'wand' by the door for the next evangellicals who come calling.

I guess if you believe in one fable full of magic men and miracles, you can't really deny the 'truth' of other stories about 'magiks' and whatnot.

Its not /thread until somebody link this classic:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Bronze age logic in the pre-Nano age world (what else would you call it, space age and nuclear age are a little stale?).
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:22
UglyDuck
@ Jim
Eh, okay. I think you're reading too much into it. I don't believe this man has some kind of underhanded agenda to make video games look like social turds, I think he just made a few silly errors.

Yes, the article wasn't in depth; it was long, which isn't the same. Yes, the article should have asked what gamers thought; asking a spurious grandma adds little to the validity of the piece. Yes, he obviously doesn't know much about video games, and you'd think if you were going to write an article on something, you'd double check you sources on it. But it also offered what I consider to be logical, leval headed advise.

The track record up until now has been little more than "BAN THIS SICK FILTH," literally. It's become a parody of itself - that's the thing I have a problem with. Some irrelevant person's opinion isn't going to threaten my delicate freedoms. People can bleat their opinions in chorus as much as they like, hell that's what we do all the god damn time. What I don't like is when that scaremongering desire takes over all rational discussion. My priorities aren't with convincing everyone that games are lovely. I just don't want them telling me that I can't play them because they inflame my desire to be a psychotic asshole.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:53
TheDreadHawk
So basically everyone's gonna hate Christians because of this? Sheesh, that's sad. I'm a Christian and I like games. :]
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:54
TheDreadHawk
*even more because of this?
shmelo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:57
shmelo
I'm a little embarrassed but I couldn't get World of Warcraft (don't play right now) for a couple of years because my parent thought the elf girl on the cover looked evil. The cover was evil. That wasn't even an evil character, shes good! Its just an annoyance not a deterrent for me. I believe whole heartily in God and Jesus but we really should not fear useless things that are not real. The real problem they have is that kids would rather play video games than go to Church. They complain that video games take over our minds yet they want to control our minds themselves.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:12
aaronf
@TheDreadHawk: I think I can speak for most rationalists when I say this: We don't hate Christians, we just hate Christianity.
Caster Tr0y 357's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 15:30
Caster Tr0y 357
now, i'm one of those gamers who are also christian.. and it aggrevates me to no end when people condemn games just because they don't proclaim christianity from it...

most games i really don't care what's referenced as long as there's nothing hugely obscene in there.. as long as the game is fun to play and has a good story behind it, i'll play it..

there are people who would think that just because i play a game, i must do the exact same thing in real life... if that were the case, there would be a lot of people in a rock band.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 15:56
Excel-2011
For the record, I'm non-denominational yet I loved Persona 3, which is heavily rooted in demonic and sacrilegious elements.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:10
Sharpless
I won't get into it (because no one would want to hear it and it would just result in more "sparrow's cunt" metaphors), but I don't entirely disagree with them, batshit though that may sound. That said, they go about all this the wrong way. There's rarely any kind of intelligent discussion amongst Christians about gaming. It's usually a whole lot of prattling on about nothing.
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