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[Editor's Note: Etirflita made this awesome Choose Your Own Adventure game in the C-Blogs based on World 1-1 of Mario. Check it out and let us know what you think! -- JRo]

You come to in a strange land, temporarily blinded by the bright cornflower blue expanse of sky stretching in all directions. You pull your hat down to shield your eyes from an invisible sun, and brush flecks of dust from your overalls which are caked in the sweat of a hard day's work. "This is like that trip to Vegas," you think, remembering how your brother Luigi ditched you in the desert for a few hours to score with some floozy with a flowery name. 

Almost on cue, you hear a scream from somewhere to the east. You instinctively reach for your wrench, but you seem to have left your tool belt at home (wherever home was). "Oh well." You crack your knuckles, prepared for the worst. 

At your feet, the brick path shows signs of wear and tear all over -- you are not the first to travel this road. A cloud floats by above you, looking eerily like the bushes next to you. It must be the sun playing tricks with your head. 

Only one way to go: East. 

As you start to walk eastward (knowing direction without the aid of a compass or the sun is an intrinsic instinct to plumbers) you see two peculiar sights: a floating box with a question mark emblazoned on the side, and an odd-looking creature that looks like the offspring of a man and a portobello mushroom. 

Do you: 

Approach the wild Mushroom Man? 

Jump over the Mushroom? 

Jump on the Mushroom?








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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 01:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Okay, awesome idea!
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 01:04
ArcticFox
EPIC FUCKING WIN
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 01:20
Winged Kirby
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 02:11
Lil Jorsche
That was AMAZING! <--(caps for emphasis)
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 02:11
Winged Kirby
Oh now I see that you just linked us to our hidden blogs but other wise EPIC EFFING WIN
How long did all this take
Also the cartridge bit made me lol
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 02:40
pedrovay2003
Holy crap, this is amazing.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 02:49
TheCleaningGuy
...Brilliant!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 02:51
garison
Wow, this is really really creative... I never even THOGUHT of making a choose your own adventure in Cblog form!
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 06:49
bodybreak
that was ridiculously impressive.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 08:17
Handy
This exists and that makes me happy.
Azzurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 08:55
Azzurus
That was really well written and fun...thanks for your awesome effort!
TrevHead's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 09:20
TrevHead
great idea, i loved the steve jackson books as a kid, btw how do u hide all the seperate posts without there been 10 world 1-1 blogs in the blog contents page?
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 09:22
Trebz
This is one of the most amazing things I've seen on the CBlogs.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 09:33
etirflita
@TrevHead: Instead of hitting "publish to blog" its just a matter of hitting "save draft and preview", but there's still a lot of editing because I had to link to blogs that didn't exist yet! In my personal blogs section there are actual thirteen pages, but I wanted to make sure I didn't clog the blogs and push some great c-blogs down, so all but one are hidden.

@chrissmith9c: It took about four hours between conception and having all the pages posted! If you notice the time-stamp on many of the pages are drastically different.

I wish I could have gone into even more detail, though, as World 1-1 is so iconic, but trying to 'keep track' of certain power-ups would have probably doubled the number of blogs. Thanks for playing, everyone!

But the princess is in another blog!!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 10:06
Mr Andy Dixon
This is the greatest thing I have ever experienced.
Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 11:01
Poe
This has put a happy on my face. What have you done.
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 11:15
Matthew Razak
Woh. Just woh.
Jackson Starburst's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 11:39
Jackson Starburst
I don't think there's much point in anyone else doing a blog now, this will be automatically better than it.
Fame Designer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 12:01
Fame Designer
STFUAJP this game.
Golden Avenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 12:33
Golden Avenger
I like this blog adventure very much. If you all want another one, IGN made one in April. It can be found here: http://wii.ign.com/articles/106/1067185p1.html
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 13:45
jawshoeuh
oh oh oh, JUMP ON HIM! JUMP ON HIMMMM!!!
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 17:17
Beyamor
If you were an adventure, I'd choose you.
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 18:07
Enkido
I don't even know what to say. How can so much awesome exist in one person?
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2010 23:42
LawofThermalDynamics
HOW DID I MISS THIS!??!?!!?
Alakaiser's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 00:08
Alakaiser
Whoa.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 01:39
SteezyXL
Awesome person is FUCKING AWESOME!! Great work!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 04:13
Jesse Cortez
Great job! <3 <3
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 06:24
Los255
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN AMAZING
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 07:25
Sean Carey
FAP!
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 12:48
Corduroy Turtle
I am literally fapping to this. RIGHT NOW.
Woopman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:07
Woopman
Easy if you read the URLs before clicking.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:18
PappaDukes
Mind.

BLOWN!
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:20
KwikPwn
LOOK

You see an awesome Mario text adventure!!!
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:24
VGFreak1225
This is awesome. The only thing is the urls kind of spoil the options.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:38
munkee
@etirflita

well done man.. thats a lot of work and works really well :) good effort!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 14:45
Mr Andy Dixon
I won!

Oh... the princess is in another castle :(
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 15:04
Monodi
DAMMIT I am inspired
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 15:20
ace of knaves
Incredible!
MooImaChicken's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 15:57
MooImaChicken
/fap /fap oh Jim! /fap
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 15:58
Excel-2011
To prevent spoilers in the URIs, I suggest using some kind of numbering system in the titles.
MichMasteR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 16:18
MichMasteR
This is old and the guy stole it from another site...
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 17:05
007
yeah, not to be a dick or anything, but this was taken from other sites... it's been around the internet for a while, guys.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 17:09
Zarathustra
Well, I've never seen anything like this before, so it's new to me. AWESOMESAUCE
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 17:54
etirflita
I don't think the fact that it's a text-based Mario 'game' is special (I followed the link to the one Golden Avenger posted and it's faithfulness to the game makes mine look 'fair-to-middlin'). I personally got the inspiration for the text-based adventure style from the Zork-Inspired Pac-Man Game that RicMoo adapted into an actual game a while back. It was a dark spin on a normally chipper game (well, chipper for a game with ghost-eating in it), and the more I think about the Mushroom Kingdom, the more twisted it seems to me.

The thing that most people are wowed at is how this was done using the Cblogs. To my knowledge, the Cblogs hadn't been used in that way before, or at least not to that extent. I had the idea brewing for a bit, but didn't know what sort of Video-Game related adventure I could use. World 1-1 is so iconic (being around for about 25 years now) that it was almost a shoe-in. ArcticFox thought Oblivion would make a great one starting with: "Choose your Race/Gender" and proceeding through the rest of the game. I apologize in advance to all the faithful readers of the Community Blogs if this causes a meme. But if it does, make sure yours has a "Renegade Option" (or a poem, poem's are nice).
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2010 20:03
Excel-2011
If you run Firefox, press F11 to go fullscreen and hide the address bar and status bar, reducing the odds you'll be spoiled.
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