In our massive Final Fantasy XIII-2 preview I talked about the game's crazy Chocobo-obsessed merchant. Her name is Chocolina, and she is a total nut job. First off, she's wearing feathers over her arms and hands, and what looks to be a small dead Chocobo's head as a hat. She has a strange voice and an even stranger manner of talking. She's scantily clad, flirty, and probably horny. She's exactly kind of freak you'd meet at an anime convention (and would question hooking up with), except here she's selling you wares for your travels.
In the screenshots in our gallery you'll also see some of Chocolina's shop menus. Oh, and actual Chocobos. Plenty of 'em. If that doesn't do it for you, check out the story bits and menus that Square Enix sent along today.
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