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Cho Aniki coming to Virtual Console; you are so not ready photo

I was browsing about the interwebs today when I stumbled upon this gem and felt I needed to enlighten any readers that are not privy to the delights of the Cho Aniki series. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Cho Aniki is a shooter series famous for its large army of greased, muscled, suggestively homoerotic men doing suggestively homoerotic things. It debuted in 1992 on the TurboGrafx 16 and has been wreaking its own special brand of WTF? all over Japan ever since. (Actually, considering the Japanese culture, they probably don't blink twice at this title.)

Fascinated yet? If you feel strangely drawn to the concept, I have just the thing for you: the fabulous Hudson has announced that they are going to be releasing Cho Aniki as one of the first of a series of Turbografx CD and TurboGrafx Duo titles coming to the Virtual Console, along with Y's Book I and II. It likely will not be Cho Aniki Seinaru Protein Densetsu, as there are more popular games in the series, but can you imagine using the Wiimote to shoot your "Holy Protein" around? CAN YOU? Releases like this are likely stabbing the collector's market in its theoretical face, but there will always be those people that have to have the Cho Aniki mint in box with collectible figurine of greased nude male with flowerpot growing from head.

[Via Kotaku


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Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:16
Jim Sterling
Goddamn Cho Aniki!
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:16
JJ Rage
Dear God.
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:17
Johnny Blaze
I give this article two snaps and a twist honey!!!
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:18
A New Challenger
Sin & Punishment I'll take, this I'll pass on.

Actually, I might get it out of curiosity if it comes here.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:19
Im OK
Ys coming to VC? Cool.

Cho Aniki coming to VC? Not so much.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:20
Takeshi
Scary shit whot?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:21
Chad Concelmo
Amazing.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:21
trydizon
hide your sons!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:23
BahamutZero
wait, what?
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:23
LethalHairdo
o_O

::shakes head in bewilderment::
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:36
Mxyzptlk
I think those fellas might be gay...
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:37
bloodylip
Can't wait.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:44
Brandon Undead
Cho Aniki article and Seanbaby.com.

NSFW. Duh.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:48
AngelsDontBurn
I don't know how to feel about this. :O
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:48
F Whipple
Uh...wut?
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:59
nilcam
The real story is Ys I and II. The Cho Aniki games are pretty funny, buy Ys is serious business.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 13:59
bluemeep
Tits on a cupcake! Cho Aniki and Ys?! I think I need some personal time here.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:05
Zac Bentz
Yes yes YES! I've been waiting to play Cho Aniki for like, forever. This is great news!

And yes, I'm being totally serious here.

I WILL BUY IT TWICE.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:14
Necros
The real important thing is these two gay guys are paving the way for Dracula X to possibly come out, and that's honestly all I care about today.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:14
Necros
The real important thing is these two gay guys are paving the way for Dracula X to possibly come out, and that's honestly all I care about today.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:15
bleep

Im made of Man-Frosting! Hee-Hoo
asterick's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:18
asterick
Just be glad it's not the playstation one with the robotic man with telescoping genitals.
asterick's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:18
asterick
Just be glad it's not the playstation one with the robotic man with telescoping genitals.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:25
GuitarAtomik
How are they going to explain this to Alpha Moms?
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:39
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Suddenly, I want a Wii.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:45
deanhatescoffee
"Holy protein"? Seriously? LOL
thunderpudd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 14:56
thunderpudd
i actually got this games years ago, i ordered it from an import store online thinking it would be some cool Japanese sh'mup. imagine my horror as a young teen and tg16 enthusiast back in the 90's when i fired this bad boy up and was greeted by those two "hero's". i still have nightmares....
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 15:15
Upgrayedd
This was one of the few actually expected to never come out.

Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 15:18
Zac Bentz
@Upgrayedd: "...expected to never come out."

HA HA! I see what you did there.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 15:37
BluDesign
I WANT SUPER MARIO BROS. 2!
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 15:48
Faith
And happy, gayiness ensues! Gotta love the homo-erotic natural of this game. :)
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 16:17
Arugala9
I'll pass thanks.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 16:19
LostCrichton
wow...I would have never imagined this getting released on VC.
Zed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 16:45
Zed
best. shooter. ever.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:05
Batthink
Cho Aniki? GamesTM did an article on weird games a while ago (which included Takeshi's Challenge, where you needed 100,000 hits to defeat the final boss!), and this game was in it.

Ys 1 and 2? Oh yes sir.
skullivan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:34
skullivan
The chances of this hitting the US VC are:

ZERO!
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:37
lucashoal
Cho Anki? DO WANT. I've wanted to play this ever since I heard of it.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 20:25
Tristero
Damn, dvddesign. I admire your dedication. Poison mushrooms, FTW. That game seriously might be the neglected pinnacle of the Mario series.
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 05:29
nightmareci
So, will Sega CD games be coming too? Or any other CD-based games? I don't own a Wii, but I bet a lot of people want the various CD games (Dracula X and Sonic CD being more important ones).
STB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 14:29
STB
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php
ElementalBlazer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 21:53
ElementalBlazer
I'll probably get it because honesty I like shooters and I heard the soundtrack was good
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