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Cho Aniki coming to Virtual Console; you are so not ready

1:20 PM on 09.14.2007, Colette Bennett 42 comments

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I was browsing about the interwebs today when I stumbled upon this gem and felt I needed to enlighten any readers that are not privy to the delights of the Cho Aniki series. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Cho Aniki is a shooter series famous for its large army of greased, muscled, suggestively homoerotic men doing suggestively homoerotic things. It debuted in 1992 on the TurboGrafx 16 and has been wreaking its own special brand of WTF? all over Japan ever since. (Actually, considering the Japanese culture, they probably don't blink twice at this title.)

Fascinated yet? If you feel strangely drawn to the concept, I have just the thing for you: the fabulous Hudson has announced that they are going to be releasing Cho Aniki as one of the first of a series of Turbografx CD and TurboGrafx Duo titles coming to the Virtual Console, along with Y's Book I and II. It likely will not be Cho Aniki Seinaru Protein Densetsu, as there are more popular games in the series, but can you imagine using the Wiimote to shoot your "Holy Protein" around? CAN YOU? Releases like this are likely stabbing the collector's market in its theoretical face, but there will always be those people that have to have the Cho Aniki mint in box with collectible figurine of greased nude male with flowerpot growing from head.

[Via Kotaku


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Johnny Blaze's Avatar
Johnny Blaze at 09/14/2007 13:17
I give this article two snaps and a twist honey!!!
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 09/14/2007 13:18
Sin & Punishment I'll take, this I'll pass on.

Actually, I might get it out of curiosity if it comes here.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 09/14/2007 13:19
Ys coming to VC? Cool.

Cho Aniki coming to VC? Not so much.
Takeshi's Avatar
Takeshi at 09/14/2007 13:20
Scary shit whot?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 09/14/2007 13:21
Amazing.
trydizon's Avatar
trydizon at 09/14/2007 13:21
hide your sons!
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 09/14/2007 13:23
wait, what?
LethalHairdo's Avatar
LethalHairdo at 09/14/2007 13:23
o_O

::shakes head in bewilderment::
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/14/2007 13:36
I think those fellas might be gay...
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 09/14/2007 13:37
Can't wait.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 09/14/2007 13:44
Cho Aniki article and Seanbaby.com.

NSFW. Duh.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 09/14/2007 13:48
I don't know how to feel about this. :O
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 09/14/2007 13:48
Uh...wut?
nilcam's Avatar
nilcam at 09/14/2007 13:59
The real story is Ys I and II. The Cho Aniki games are pretty funny, buy Ys is serious business.
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 09/14/2007 13:59
Tits on a cupcake! Cho Aniki and Ys?! I think I need some personal time here.
Zac Bentz's Avatar
Zac Bentz at 09/14/2007 14:05
Yes yes YES! I've been waiting to play Cho Aniki for like, forever. This is great news!

And yes, I'm being totally serious here.

I WILL BUY IT TWICE.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 09/14/2007 14:14
The real important thing is these two gay guys are paving the way for Dracula X to possibly come out, and that's honestly all I care about today.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 09/14/2007 14:14
The real important thing is these two gay guys are paving the way for Dracula X to possibly come out, and that's honestly all I care about today.
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 09/14/2007 14:15

Im made of Man-Frosting! Hee-Hoo
asterick's Avatar
asterick at 09/14/2007 14:18
Just be glad it's not the playstation one with the robotic man with telescoping genitals.
asterick's Avatar
asterick at 09/14/2007 14:18
Just be glad it's not the playstation one with the robotic man with telescoping genitals.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 09/14/2007 14:25
How are they going to explain this to Alpha Moms?
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain at 09/14/2007 14:39
Suddenly, I want a Wii.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 09/14/2007 14:45
"Holy protein"? Seriously? LOL
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thunderpudd at 09/14/2007 14:56
i actually got this games years ago, i ordered it from an import store online thinking it would be some cool Japanese sh'mup. imagine my horror as a young teen and tg16 enthusiast back in the 90's when i fired this bad boy up and was greeted by those two "hero's". i still have nightmares....
Upgrayedd's Avatar
Upgrayedd at 09/14/2007 15:15
This was one of the few actually expected to never come out.

Zac Bentz's Avatar
Zac Bentz at 09/14/2007 15:18
@Upgrayedd: "...expected to never come out."

HA HA! I see what you did there.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 09/14/2007 15:37
I WANT SUPER MARIO BROS. 2!
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 09/14/2007 15:48
And happy, gayiness ensues! Gotta love the homo-erotic natural of this game. :)
Arugala9's Avatar
Arugala9 at 09/14/2007 16:17
I'll pass thanks.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 09/14/2007 16:19
wow...I would have never imagined this getting released on VC.
Zed's Avatar
Zed at 09/14/2007 16:45
best. shooter. ever.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 09/14/2007 18:05
Cho Aniki? GamesTM did an article on weird games a while ago (which included Takeshi's Challenge, where you needed 100,000 hits to defeat the final boss!), and this game was in it.

Ys 1 and 2? Oh yes sir.
skullivan's Avatar
skullivan at 09/14/2007 18:34
The chances of this hitting the US VC are:

ZERO!
lucashoal's Avatar
lucashoal at 09/14/2007 18:37
Cho Anki? DO WANT. I've wanted to play this ever since I heard of it.
Tristero's Avatar
Tristero at 09/14/2007 20:25
Damn, dvddesign. I admire your dedication. Poison mushrooms, FTW. That game seriously might be the neglected pinnacle of the Mario series.
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nightmareci at 09/15/2007 05:29
So, will Sega CD games be coming too? Or any other CD-based games? I don't own a Wii, but I bet a lot of people want the various CD games (Dracula X and Sonic CD being more important ones).
STB's Avatar
STB at 09/15/2007 14:29
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php
ElementalBlazer's Avatar
ElementalBlazer at 10/03/2007 21:53
I'll probably get it because honesty I like shooters and I heard the soundtrack was good
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