
Eidos sent me this press release this morning and I didn't quite believe what I saw. A PSP game called
Chili Con Carnage? I thought for a second I was still sleeping. But no, this is real -- in fact, it comes out in spring 2007. Check out what the game's all about:
"Out to avenge the assassination of his father,
Chili Con Carnage hurls Ramiro Cruz deep into the seedy underworld of Los Toros, Mexico, where he must single handedly create maximum carnage throughout the inner circles of local kingpin, Cesar Morales drug cartel. ...
Chili Con Carnage is a burning hot Mexican shooter with the biggest explosion frequency and the highest takedown rate you will ever experience on the PSP ... Featuring non-stop, over-the-top action, Ramiro comes equipped with a vast arsenal of weaponry along with signature super-spicy, gravity-defying special moves. Engage in gun frenzies against comical fiends such as mustached mercenaries, mutated super-Mamas and even killer exploding chickens. The action frenzy remains intense across seven unique 3D exotic locations from the trenches of a drug city to the heart of a dense jungle in an extensive varied landscape for a portable title."
Holy crap, maximum carnage in a hot Mexican shooter? Where do I sign up? I've been trying to get screenshots for you all, but Eidos' FTP server is sucking air right now.
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