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You can file this one under the "how the hell did they stretch this one to over three minutes?" category. Here's a parody song from Amy Winehouse (or rather, Amy Brickhouse) called Wiihab in which the scary songstress celebrates her addiction to Nintendo's little white wagglebox. I'll give you a few moments to peruse Google's image search for your facepalm jpeg of choice.
 
I'd like to thank Adam for sending this tip in, as it's thanks to him that I'll now have this bloody song stuck in my head all day. Honestly, when a tip's mailed to us and the only reply is Tristero saying "Oh dear me," it should be a reminder to stay away. 
I'd rather be at home with games That I could play all day
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mario or Luigi
Rock on, Amy. Rock the fudge on.

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LimeGuardian's Avatar
LimeGuardian at 10/29/2007 09:07
I'm mesmerized and horrified at the same time.
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BS3 Owner at 10/29/2007 09:08
She smoked herself WiiTarded!
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Jetsetlemming at 10/29/2007 09:10
In related news she recently was #2 in Maxim Magazine's list of unsexiest women.
[url]http://news.aol.com/entertainment/story/ar/_a/the-five-unsexiest-women-alive-named/20071027143809990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001[\url]
I can't say I disagree.
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Jetsetlemming at 10/29/2007 09:11
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Rbj at 10/29/2007 09:12
Amy Winehouse seriously is EPIC FAIL.
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pheonix-blood at 10/29/2007 09:19
amy birckhouse is epix win, jim you are my god.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 10/29/2007 09:42
Wait. That's really Amy Winehouse? Parodying herself? Shit. Girl hit rock bottom for reals.
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 10/29/2007 09:48
That is not Amy Winehouse ... looks like a dude dressed like her, though.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 10/29/2007 09:51
I've decided it is actually Amy Winehouse.
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DanGale at 10/29/2007 10:31
It's Amy Winehouse of she had hung around with Beth Ditto for a while. Part cunt, part fat chick. A fat cunt?
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king3vbo at 10/29/2007 10:36
THAT BE CRAZY
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iNFERN0 at 10/29/2007 11:28
Just how I wanted to wake up this morning. Some fat guy signing about Wiihab. I suppose it makes sense though - We've been playing the same game all year...
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Necros at 10/29/2007 12:03
Amy Winehouse is quite good, I really need to listen to her more often.
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Trowble at 10/29/2007 14:01
What's with the abundance of Nintendo Wii songs? Do Microsoft and Sony have them too? Are we doomed to the creativity of the fanboy/girls love for their console? Is someone going to make a Wii60 song? When are they going to be aired on MTV? Wouldn't they rather be playing their console than singing about it? I'll stop.
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Holyetheline at 11/01/2007 16:20
lollin@wiihab
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