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You can file this one under the "how the hell did they stretch this one to over three minutes?" category. Here's a parody song from Amy Winehouse (or rather, Amy Brickhouse) called Wiihab in which the scary songstress celebrates her addiction to Nintendo's little white wagglebox. I'll give you a few moments to peruse Google's image search for your facepalm jpeg of choice.
 
I'd like to thank Adam for sending this tip in, as it's thanks to him that I'll now have this bloody song stuck in my head all day. Honestly, when a tip's mailed to us and the only reply is Tristero saying "Oh dear me," it should be a reminder to stay away. 
I'd rather be at home with games That I could play all day
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mario or Luigi
Rock on, Amy. Rock the fudge on.

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LimeGuardian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:07
LimeGuardian
I'm mesmerized and horrified at the same time.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:08
BS3 Owner
She smoked herself WiiTarded!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:10
Jetsetlemming
In related news she recently was #2 in Maxim Magazine's list of unsexiest women.
[url]http://news.aol.com/entertainment/story/ar/_a/the-five-unsexiest-women-alive-named/20071027143809990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001[\url]
I can't say I disagree.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:11
Jetsetlemming
Rbj's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:12
Rbj
Amy Winehouse seriously is EPIC FAIL.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:19
Hollie Bennett
amy birckhouse is epix win, jim you are my god.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:42
B-Radicate
Wait. That's really Amy Winehouse? Parodying herself? Shit. Girl hit rock bottom for reals.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:48
Nick Chester
That is not Amy Winehouse ... looks like a dude dressed like her, though.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 09:51
Jim Sterling
I've decided it is actually Amy Winehouse.
DanGale's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 10:31
DanGale
It's Amy Winehouse of she had hung around with Beth Ditto for a while. Part cunt, part fat chick. A fat cunt?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 10:36
king3vbo
THAT BE CRAZY
iNFERN0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 11:28
iNFERN0
Just how I wanted to wake up this morning. Some fat guy signing about Wiihab. I suppose it makes sense though - We've been playing the same game all year...
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 12:03
Necros
Amy Winehouse is quite good, I really need to listen to her more often.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2007 14:01
Trowble
What's with the abundance of Nintendo Wii songs? Do Microsoft and Sony have them too? Are we doomed to the creativity of the fanboy/girls love for their console? Is someone going to make a Wii60 song? When are they going to be aired on MTV? Wouldn't they rather be playing their console than singing about it? I'll stop.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:20
Holyetheline
lollin@wiihab
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