PlayLogic has sent over a brand new trailer for its hilarious new hack n' slash, Fairytale Fights. The game promises to be an irreverent, thoroughly brutal game that rapes your childhood, and for that I salute it.
The trailer is very cool, though I must say I would like to see more dismemberment. There is plenty of blood, but the victims of the hacking and slashing aren't being hacked or slashed enough. There's still time to add it, and I do hope that we get to see more heads rolling and severed arms flying when the game's ready for launch. It just doesn't look right for a character model to look pristine while it's disgorging blood.
That small issue aside, I am quite looking forward to this, especially as it lets you kill children. I hate children, so I'll love this. It's due out in America on October 27, and in Europe on October 23.
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3:40 PM on 09.03.2009
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@pappadukes: fucking freaking nice avatar XD XD XD
STOP FUCKING DOING IT!!!!!
Im def buying!