Square Enix's Play Arts has produce two figures based on the upcoming Platinum Games title Bayonetta. The detailed figures show off both titular heroine Bayonetta and her arch rival Jeanne, and they look like promising little display pieces, if a little rough around the edges in this early first glimpse.
Just so you know, I am going to obtain both of these figures and then put them in my pants. I will them hump the floor with them in my pants and grunt like a wounded buffalo before collapsing into a fat, wobbly, crying heap. I will remain in that position for several hours. Then I will repeat the process.
Just so you know.
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Then I read what you will do to those figs.
Now I for the first time in my life feel honest to god regret, I don't even want to know what horrors you allready have planned for the Kotabukiya statue of Bayonetta.
Amazing!
Remember that kittens die each time you do that. Please think of the kittens.