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Wideload Games and Gamecock will be releasing Hail to the Chimp for the Xbox 360 and PS3 next week. This is the first console-backed title from Gamecock, and it's about time the 'Cock slapped a game onto consoles.

Gamecock sent over a few new screens of the game, which you can check out in the gallery below. We also received the full list of Xbox 360 Achievements for the game. The Achievements range from simple little things, like winning recount challenges, to more difficult ones, such as winning rounds without throwing a single punch. Check out the full Achievement list after the jump.

For more details on Hail to the Chimp, check out Nick's preview of the game from EIEIO 2008. Who here is looking to pick up the game?

Coping and pasting achievements are always a pain in the ass since companies love to send them in table format. Luckily, Coonskin05 already took care of the copy pasta hassle so I'll just go ahead and use his hard work. Thanks, Coon!

Alderman
Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges
25

Also-Ran
20 Team-ups with the person in 4th place
20

Animal's Choice
Finish the single player game without losing a round
50

Ballot Ballet
Claim all Wells in a game of “Clam in Every Pot”
20

Banzai
Survive an event where all other characters die
20

Bear Necessity
Win Hedwig Recount Challenge
10

Button Masher
Claim all buttons in a game of Othello
20

Clam Digger
Go for 60 seconds holding 20 clams
50

Comeback Kid
10 games after not 1st within 10 seconds of game over
25

Concerned Citizen
Unlock all Attack ads
5

Couch Potato
Unlock all Commercials
5

Creditor
Watch the credits all the way through
20

Cursive
Win 10 games using 5 or more curses per game
20

Da Bomb
Punch 20 bombs
20

Dark Horse
Win 10 games after 4th place at halfway point
25

Diplomat
Go 60 seconds without throwing a punch and not dying
30

Educated Voter
Unlock all Campaign Ads
5

For the Animals
Finish the single player game
45

Globetrotter
Unlock all Maps
15

I Get Around
Team up with every character
20

Litter Bug
Claim all Yardsigns in a game of Yardsigns
20

New Coat of Paint
Win Santo Recount Challenge
10

Non Stop Party
Win Ptolemy Recount Challenge
10

Now Now Now
Win Bean Recount Challenge
10

Pacifist
Win a round without throwing a punch
50

Party Animal
Win once with every character
10

Passing Wind
Survive being pursued by the cloud for three minutes
25

Platytude
Win Daisy Recount Challenge
10

Player Hater
Kill any character's rival 25 times using that character
20

Policy Wonk
Unlock all Debates
5

Positive Campaigner
Win a 3 round campaign without throwing a punch
75

Prime Candidate
Win a multiplayer game in every gametype
20

Pro Simian
Win Crackers Recount Challenge
10

Representative
Clear the the challenges for Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean, Moxie
35

Saline Solution
Win Toshiro Recount Challenge
10

Senator
Clear the Murgatroyd and Santo challenges
40

Silent Majority
Win Murgatroyd Recount Challenge
10

Some Friend
Betray 25 teamups
20

Sound Mind
Win Floyd Recount Challenge
10

Team Player
Win 10 games while teamed up
20

The Chosen One
Finish all recount challenges without losing a round
25

Top Dog
Win a game of frontrunner without allowing anyone else to be frontrunner
20

Tourist
Get your first piece of Flair
10

Untouchable
Block 10 attacks in a Row
25

Whiff of Change
Win Moxie Recount Challenge
10

World Leader
Win a multiplayer game on every map
40

Anything here that looks like it's going to be hard or annoying to get?


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Brahms's Avatar
Brahms at 06/18/2008 00:08
Reviews have been lukewarm so far. Personally, I don't really see why people are excited about it.
Coonskin05's Avatar
Coonskin05 at 06/18/2008 00:51
You can pasta my copy anytime Hamza.

"Personally, I don't really see why people are excited about it."

It needs moar bloom and to be an FPS to be a good next-gen game amirite?
Neuro Chaos's Avatar
Neuro Chaos at 06/18/2008 06:48
Mmm, delicious Pole Position homage.
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