Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez doesn't like videogames. In fact, the controversial political figure hates them, having named the PlayStation a "poison" that lead Venezuelan children down the "road to Hell" with its evil Capitalist ways. Oh, that wacky Chavez!
"Those games they call 'PlayStation' are poison," states Chavez on his weekly radio-TV show. "Some games teach you to kill. They once put my face on a game, 'you've got to find Chavez to kill him.'"
According to Chavez, any videogame that lets players "bomb cities or just throw bombs" has been created by evil Capitalists who design them for the sole purpose of selling real-life weapons at a later date. He also states that videogames, "Promote the need for cigarettes, drugs and alcohol so they can sell them. That's capitalism, the road to hell."
Chavez of course has a personal grievance with videogames after Mercenaries 2 painted Venezuela in a bad light. You'd think a man with the kind of power that Chavez has could take a little criticism and not be such a little bitch, but apparently not, and that is why Sony sells cigarettes and weapons to little Venezuelan kids.
Sony's PlayStation is 'poison' to children: Chavez [Yahoo]
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Unwarranted? You did read what Chavez said, didn't you? He basically made shit up about Sony selling cigarettes to kids because he's bitter about mercenaries 2. That's what makes him a little bitch
Sorry, didn't realize Huge Chavez had such a loyal fanbase on Destructoid. Carry on defending the man's stupid and bullshit opinion though.
And it's all because he got a PS2 for Christmas.
And no, Jim. You shouldn't expect Chavez to handle criticism in any way. The man is so volatile and insecure as a 14 years old teenager.
"bomb cities or just throw bombs"
Last time I checked there were no reported cases of gamers bombing cities, that's what governments do, asshole.
Chavez is a dictator. And a piece of shit.
That's funny because it's true!
Am I the only one who have played two digit number of FPS-es and never even thought of shooting someone for real? (okay, i did, but you know what i meant...)
Did you have a good sleep? Good. But seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
I disagree with him, but I wouldn't call him a little bitch. That's what Jim's for.
@Tarvu: What song are those lyrics from?
@Bigmoose85: I'm sorry, maybe I didn't read enough of Chavez's comments, because I'm still not fully awake (he's no Folger's). What's a WEEBOL?
@16bitmonster:...You must be joking.
@Mr. Pibb: You win teh internetz.
It's Alice Cooper - Poison.
For as long as they want to...or at least as long as people are listening and are taking them seriously.
Are you fucking insane or just fucking stupid? If the former you'll be good for a laugh and if the latter I don't expect any amount of words to get help your poor thick ass skull. Seriously you are either oblivious, ill-informed, the greatest prankster on planet earth, or a complete fucking moron. This isn't about bigotry. It's about common sense dickface.
You're welcome to your opinion. God knows I'm the last person to talk anyone down for having an unpopular opinion. But don't call the rest of us bigots because we don't stupid the moronic cunt that is Hugo fucking Chavez.
Then do us all a favour and don't. People whining about Jim's articles are far more annoying than anything Jim's ever written.
If you don't like his articles don't read them, it's honestly that simple. Vote with your views.
I mean, he's reporting the news and giving his opinion. While I know some "reporters and journalists" might refrain from calling him an asshole, I appreciate that my writer of choice gets to tell it like it is, not like the sponsors and advertisers say it is.
...Are there gamers in Venezuela? :(
It's not just that he dislikes video games he outlawed the selling of video games.
Video games probably don't even exist in the world of paranoļa inside his mind.
What's next? Get rid of your refrigerators and start using ice? Still though, the Venezuelan people put him in power. They have no one to blame but themselves.
But dude, that's a hell that most of the world is already in, and it's got fuck all to do with videogames.
As much as i love video games, all they are is a distraction from what's really going on around us.
We are the slaves, video games, TV, sports, fake news stories and over hyped celebrities are all the smoke screen used to keep us ignorant, to keep our little brains busy, to distract us from our enslavement.
But yeah, to blame Video games for capitalism is fucking ridicutarded, you should be taking your argument to American economic imperialisation, not to a form of entertainment.
The guy was still spouting horseshit though. Personally? I would buy Sony branded cigarettes ;-)
@ Ganjookie - I'LL TAKE SEVEN!
As Winston Churchill once said capitalism is only the lesser of two evils.
The fact is the failure of a capitalist society is completely on the fault of the people. That's the point of capitalism. The people are the ones in charge. If the people want something to change they get off their asses and get shit done. And if they don't they'll stagnate.
Capitalism is anything from perfect butwe've tried the other ways too and they're oppressive and/or dangerous. A socialist agenda can exist in a small are no problem. And I know here in the states we're not even fully capitalist anymore. We're sociocapitalist. So obviously there needs to be some level of socialiasm. But a complete dictatorship for an entire country is just a bad idea. It's open and shut.
I like the idea of socialism. The concept of socialism is the shit. And have you seen Sweden? Awesome. But the execution is what fucks everybody over. It's extremely delicate to the point of being nearly impossible to implement.
Hugo Chavez has turned Venezuela into nothing but an oil supermarket. He's fucked with the people's ability to eat, sleep, or find help all in the name of being as big as the US. It's pathetic. He needs to focus on his country and his people. He can do the whole oil thing all he wants but it doesn't give him the right to ignore his countries blatant need for support.
Socialism is a grea idea. Especially when faced with the cynical perspective of capitalism. But the fact is it doesn't work.
And I do mean cynical perspective. I can understand and see where people come from when they bitch about the capitalist society but it really isn't that bad at all. It's not perfect but it certainly isn't hell.
Truly hillaious but also sad in the way that this guy actually is the leader for a country.
I hope this spawns a ton of get Chavez quests in games just for the lolz and hearing Chavez cry like a baby about it.