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Chavez fears Mercenaries 2 as imperialist psyops ... somewhere, an eagle smiles photo

Even the most Bible-thumping arch-conservatives have by now realized that America is the 800lb gorilla in a global room filled with tiny, angry monkeys. In recent years our stars have developed particularly sharp edges and our stripes have been strangling dissidents left and right, at least according to people like Venezuela's El Presidente Hugo Chavez. As a result, it comes as no surprise that Señor Chavez would take issue with the upcoming Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, a game developed by Pandemic Studios and set in his home country. The plot of the title revolves around a fictional near-future scenario where Venezuela's (real) oil fields have become America's latest target for acquisition and, according to the title, the world bursts into flame -- possibly metaphorically.

What is shocking (and hilarious, and possibly chilling depending on your political slant) is Chavez' reasoning behind his distrust of the gringos at Pandemic. Here's a quote from one of his lackeys:

"I think the US government knows how to prepare campaigns of psychological terror so they can make things happen later."

So ... by allowing a games company within our country to develop a game loosely based on fictional scenarios, the government is creating an army of teens who will one day overthrow the Chavez regime in a quest to unlock the "Despot Deposed" Achievement?

(Subtext: I'd continue railing against Chavez' paranoia, but that last sentence is probably more clever than anything else I'll come up with today, so let's just end there. -- Nex) 

[Muchas gracias Aerox]








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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:43
Aerox
I'm writing a letter to Congress as we speak asking them to nuke Japan again. If there's anything I've learned from the media, it's that Japan is a spawning ground for giant monsters that will inevitably destroy us all. I'm also asking for the carpet bombing of England (because we all know that's where the Rage virus will originate), and for the entire population of Canada to be sarin gassed (I'm not sure why, I just know that I saw some TV or some movie that said we should Blame Canada, so they obviously did SOMETHING bad).
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:43
kobewan0824
I want that achievment in the game. Somebody call Pandemic and let them know, Nex has just thought of an awesome achievment. And you're right. It probably is the most clever line you will think of all day or night. Good thing it was fucking great. Great writing, as always.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:52
Cheeburga
Haha, You win this round Nex.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:53
Bob Muir
That's it, I'm done reading for the day. Nothing else can match up to the cleverness of this post. Great job Nex, you've ruined Dtoid for me for the next five hours.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:53
Magesx
Cold war, gogogo
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:53
wardrox
So I am being prepared, trained if you will, to go into a battle far away. Where I will throw small blue balls at people looking just like me, only to yell "I f*cking stickied you! f*cking lag!" just before my death?

I knew it.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 17:53
ArrestedDeveloper
Chavez is an idiot. I'm no fan of Castro but at least he didn't whine and bitch about Just Cause.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 18:01
kobewan0824
We should put this fucker in the game. He is a commie, so it's not like we would be doing anything wrong.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 18:46
Churchhills Dog
Chavez is just a fat loudmouth who makes an idiot out of himself every time he makes the news.

he's a clown thats being dismissed by most South American govts. who want nothing to do with his inflammatory posturing.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 18:53
kobewan0824
Unfortunately, his own country loves him. They love him enough to help him pass a law that enables him to be President for the next 25 to 30 years. He is a fucking scumbag on par with Emperor Palpatine, and he is using some similiar tactics as well. Venezuala must be full of morons, or they're just scared. I'm going with Answer A: They actually are morons, for the most part.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:01
timtheterrible
http://www.stratfor.com/products/premium/read_article.php?selected=Situation%20Reports&sitrep=1&id=297932

Maybe it's not so much that the country loves Chavez as much as the citizens love not being shot by Chavez.
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:04
Ritalin Twitch
As an American, ive been assured that we have never invaded nor will ever invade a country for their oil, so I dont know what the problem with the far-fetched plot of this game is.

Anyway, isn't Venezuala full of mexicans or something? Shouldn't we be invading them to keep them from stealing high paying American dishwashing jobs?
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:06
Danger Shark
And a general face-palm from Canada.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:15
timtheterrible
@ Ritalin

I thought Venezuela was full of Venezuelans.
Fugue's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:44
Fugue
Isn't Pandemic an Australian company anyway?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:27
MechaMonkey
What's wrong with invading for oil? There's going to be an oil shortage. When it happens, I want my country to have some.

Thank you government, for keeping our nation's best interests in mind.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 22:09
Velt
As a latin american i can assure you that this guys is a first degree fucking idiot. He got the manners of a gorilla, he is a fucking communist and he loves power, he is a big fat-comunist that has a incredible big collection of Armani suits (yeah, comunists nowadays...).

The venezuelan people is fucking stupid too, they like a man that is a dictator, they have granted him permission to stay in power until the end of his natural life... I mean, really, how fucking stupid people can get? They actually voted him to stay in power for life...
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2007 03:09
Jetsetlemming
Ritalin Twitch fucking killed me. XD That was better than Nex's Despot Deposed line. :D
MisterDanger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2007 09:09
MisterDanger
facts:
Chavez is a fucking dictator
Venezuelans are stupids for vote for him
US people are stupids for vote Bush
US invades countries for oil/money/war industry reasons

:O
boatorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2007 10:59
boatorious
I don't know that Chavez actually thinks the US is out to get him. It is, however, politically useful to pretend that they are.
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