Breaking other people's things is expensive. I don't suggest you do it unless you have a lot of money. If you have that itch, a better way to live out the fantasy may be to destroy hotel rooms in Check-in, Knock-out.
A newly announced title from Dutch indie studio Lionade Games, Check-in, Knock-out looks to be a competitive multiplayer game somewhat in the vein of Smash Bros., but with destructible environments. And, it takes place in a hotel presumably because those bellhops need to earn their tips, damnit!
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