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Warning: if you watch this video, you will die after 3 days. To prevent your head from instantly exploding, forward it to a friend and say the demon's psalm:
Chadwardenn showin punks wut up wen it comez to video gamez, nah mean! (Furthermore) Sup byitchies... dis be Chaddwardenn's label here. Yup, dats rite. Duh mayan HIMSELF be signed to ma label an iz creatin' a fund raisin event so dat he kan hook his caddy UPP wit a PS triple. Any hoo, he whu wins dis be auction gets himself a signed copy of da new album, "Chadwardenn - GAYLO"

1. Intro (sup bytches)
2. Resistence (is futile, y'all)
3. Masturd Cheef don't know about GAMES
4. Big Ballin' (featuring MC PSP and delroy johnston)
5. Playin' wit a dil-do
6. Da weekist LINK
7. PS Triple is black (see my hair for reference)
8. Chicken Head Love (Caddy got PS Triple remix)
9. Take me HOME
10. Finale Fantasy (outro)

This auction be's for real, if you win you get dis cd dat only be available thru dis speshul offer. if you like ps triples and rap, you gots to hear the musical stylings of the infernal master himself!!! paypal only, by itches!
 
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Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:14
Lezbro
I have to admit.

At first, I had an immediate hate reaction to this guy, but as the video wore on and his suburban gang lingo became more extreme, in addition to the nice swivel chair action, the dude started to grow on me. I was REALLY hoping he'd start calling the PS-triple the "Pizzle Stizzle Trizzle," but he let me down there.

I am going to suggest in all sincerity that Dtoid add this guy as a regular contributor. I am not kidding.

I mean the dude's an asshole, but he's got style. Sure, he hates on women, minorities, gays, is wedded to a single game company, and has the cognitive capability of a 2 lb. brick of Tillamook cheddar but should that disqualify him?
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:18
Lezbro
"Chad Warden wipes his asssss with six hundred dollahs. Six hundred dollahs ain't sheeeet."

Come on.

How can you not like the Chad Warden?
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:19
Lezbro
>> "Chad Warden wipes his asssss with six hundred dollahs. Six hundred dollahs ain't sheeeet."

This should be Sony's new marketing campaign.
onomelon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:24
onomelon
And this ladies and gentlemen is why the "No Child Left Behind" act just doesn't work.

Also, can you be a gangsta with a name like Chad?

Also also, cocks.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:31
Lezbro
>> Also, can you be a gangsta with a name like Chad?

Chad Vader be ballinnnn!

Wack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:37
Wack
I find it interesting that all he had against Gears of War was that the commercial had bad music.
piestuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:40
piestuff
He's a dumbass beaner.
streetmunster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:15
streetmunster
i threw up a little in my mouth
ta0cha0s's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:23
ta0cha0s
@tondog

yeah, I wonder how much sony payed him for this.

either that or his dad will be pissed when he finds all those hundreds missing from his safe.
synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:36
synce
I rarely use this, but... lol
C_h_a_n's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:12
C_h_a_n
"Yo, baby, look at my Wii" "You know what they say to me? They fuckin' laugh"

momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:12
momiji58
God my ears are bleeding, but I'm also rolling on the floor laughing. Those bloodstains are gonna be hard to remove...

But seriously, he's trying way too hard. I'm writing this while listening to the video. Can't bring myself to watch it after the first 30 seconds.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:15
king3vbo
Last nite = hilarious

Today = annoying as hell
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:42
jeffk6
i seen this video on youtube and seen everyone talking shit. but im 95% sure this is a joke video and he made it just to clown around and everyone took it up the ass thinking he is for reals i mean the whole part about his hair like the ps3 color is what made me realize it was just a big joke. i just can't belive people think he is for reals

well later all
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:03
Azrael
I canīt believe no one has caught on this. (except Jeffk6) This video is a FAKE. The kid is mocking supossed PS3 fanboys.

The account only has 2 videos and one is a response to the first one. So theres only one (1) video.

A guy that Talkative, smartassed, opinionated only has ONE video? Is not like the production value is that high. It looks like he could pump out 20 of those a day.

Sorry guys but...



Nice try.







Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:05
Azrael
Oh yeah! almost forgot share the love:



Kain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:15
Kain
Did any one notice that he looks 16 and is driving his daddy's car? Big ballin indeed...

It can't be Sony though. No one would drop the N bomb.
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:22
Azrael
Just would like to draw your attention to this:

[b]
chadwardenn
Joined: March 13 2007
Last Login: 3 hours ago
Videos Watched: 139
[/b]

And specially THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/profile_groups?user=chadwardenn

That guy is a MEMBER of the big N Nintendo Fanclub

BUSTED!
Kain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:27
Kain
Excuse me... Someone would be dumb enough to be so racist that they would drop the N bomb... Chad Warden for shizzle my bizzles would!!
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:30
Azrael
Does someone read this Comments anymore?

The guy is a Nintendo Fanboy, succesfully acting like an ass to make Sony fanboys look bad. (worse than usual at least)

http://www.youtube.com/profile_groups?user=chadwardenn

That guy is a MEMBER of the big N Nintendo Fanclub


Kain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:37
Kain
and as stated above the last thing he won on ebay was a Memory card for the Game Cube haha. What a sad little man...
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 20:17
SuperDave
"See like my hair over here bitch? That shit is like that. It's slick"

Oh man, good stuff.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 20:27
Roryzilla
Haha "The only thing women are good for". This guy is such a douschebag. I love to hate him! or I hate him!
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 21:17
ZeroTolo
for a situation like this, I'd usually recommend a drive-by... but in this kids partially pubescent self, I suggest a drive-by stabbing... just so he knows what the fuck happened when they "roll through his hood" aka white suburbia.
jared's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 22:09
jared
This made me laugh pretty hard!!

What a foot-pad lol

I say we find out where he stays a nd touch his mum! Im in!
ridley80's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 22:55
ridley80
"Yo baby, look at my wii? You know what they say to me? They fucking laugh!" I don't even need to insert any funny joke there
RobTurboGA's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:00
RobTurboGA
Hell no this guy isn't for real, are some of you nuts?

It's a joke.

Haha? Joke? No?

Never mind.
Southpwnd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:06
Southpwnd
Chadwarden be ballin. I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
Grimgnar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:17
Grimgnar
Gay niggas die their hair.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:32
zaqu
this should be taken down by sony's pr because this seriously makes me not want to buy a ps3
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:33
Zero_
This guy's a Nintendo guy faking it.
ElementalBlazer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 16:27
ElementalBlazer
It has to be a joke I mean come on!!! Gaylo!
thedoodoostix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 17:31
thedoodoostix
I discovered this site off of the youtube links on the chadwarden vid. After reading several of the comments here I couldn't help but notice the stupidity of most of several of your posts so I decided to create an account to inform the Destructiod community that some of you are ignorant fucking tools. You all must not realize he is far more intelligent than most of you. He is allowing the idiots and "fanboys" of the internet reveal themselves in a unique fashion. He along with a small percentage of his viewers are experiencing humor that far exceeds the hilarity of the video. I think my favorite response is the "He works for Sony" theory. Why the fuck would any marketing department, even Sony's, release a racist, sexist and vulgar video that provides no strong argument whatsoever to promote their products? It's hard to believe that anyone would be stupid enough to take such a video seriously. Thank you, and the rest of the internet, for failing to pass this IQ test. I congratulate those who realized the satire in the video and understand where I am coming from.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 00:03
Joseph Leray
"It's hard to believe that anyone would be stupid enough to take such a video seriously. Thank you, and the rest of the internet, for failing to pass this IQ test. I congratulate those who realized the satire in the video and understand where I am coming from."

Your little tirade may be true, but you know what I find hard to believe? That you would take any of these comments seriously. No, sir, thank YOU for failing OUR IQ test.
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 07:01
Azereki
He didn't look very black to me, someone should probably clue him in.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 13:39
atheistium
all my abilities are gone.. all i can do now is suck dick.
*sucks*
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