I smell SONY MARK3TING TEAM DELTA

wow, the stuff that youtube breeds, staggering. [:

For some reason this was so much more funny lastnight, now it just angers me.

This would be funny, if it hadn't.........

Nah, I take it back. this is just fucking retarded.

I'm pretty sure he was practicing how he was gonna say "Bitch" right as the camera started filming. You can also hear his hard-knock life cop killer ghetto thug accent falter in a couple of spots where he really can't think of what he wants to say next.

Do I still die if I only watched the first 30 seconds or so?

P5 3x 4 lyf3, biznotches!

I joost loosed therdy IQ ponts bai waching this.

yawn

I loved it. What's sad is the tons of responses on youtube.

It was horrible, but I couldn't turn away...It's like, with every second that passed, I just wanted to slap him and yell "what the hell is wrong with you?" even more.

dvddesign, check this one out

I'm sorry but I couldn't get passed the first 15 seconds. Joke or not, I can't stand when some goof tries to be all "blackity-black". Just gets under my skin...

OMG!

Buster...

I think he's nude in that video. Or at least shirtless. On any level, I recommend gouging your eyes out as a precaution to anyone before clicking on your link.

Anyway...
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Dear Moldytoast guy,

I would like to help you improve the quality of your videos. Please take the following tips under consideration when making these videos so as to possibly garner a respectable opinion of others rather than aggravate 12 year olds who only can afford a single console.

1. Shave. No one's too into the whole, "Scott Tenorman sold me his pubes" look, shave your face. Take a razor to it and groom yourself so your face doesn't make you look like an abject slob with no regard to hygiene. You can keep your 14 year old's haircut though.

2. put a GODDAMN SHIRT ON... Look, we can't all be The Hoff, I know... But at least put a shirt on. Maybe find some sponsor or something to whore your little rants out to. Maybe Screw Attack or Smash My Integrity or some other site. At the very worst, Wal-Mart sells undershirts for like $3 in XXL. Even that would be helpful.

3. Your hand is not a tripod. Put the camera down and quit thinking you're Janus Kaminski. Your shit looks horrible if all I see is your head. If I wanted to see JUST your face all the time, I'd have installed a webcam on a cheeseburger.

4. Write your slam down. Whatever you're going to putdown on, whether it's the Wii, the DS, the PSP, or your car, write down a plan of action. Anchors do it. They don't come in, sit down, and just start rattling off stuff they heard or read in the paper. They have a script. As such, it comes off very intelligent sounding and to the point. There's no rambling or trailing off. And no redundancy.

5. If you're going to be funny... Don't flip sides. It exposes you for the bad attempt at being funny or ironic.

If you're going to do a slam on the DS trumpeting how much better the PSP is, don't follow it up with a slam on the PSP. It just makes you look like an even bigger retard because you obviously don't care about pissing people off. George Carlin never changed his tune, espousing the pro's of liberalism, and then spins it back on conservatives with jokes about what big douches liberals are. Get some freakin' grounds setup for what you'll make fun of and stick to it. Changing sides not only kills your "buzz" surrounding your bit, but it also completely undermines your ability to get under people's skin, other than being a shirtless unshaven man.

yea, he was taking a shower lol

Holy fucking rant, dvddesign lol

I think all those guys making videos for Youtube are bloody vaginal belches.

I'm winning the auction! lol

Ugh, I'm SO happy I keep seeing this dudes face on every blog on the net. yay.

My gods.

I'm really hoping this is a joke. I might have to do some "creative" editing of that video and re-release it upon the youtube masses......Or someone else should............I'm lazy.

lol, people having been asking this douche "questions" about his CD. Ok, which of you guys were responsible?

I couldn't resist adding a question of my own haha.

Dammit... I guess Niero gets the CD. All I have to pay with is bling and he doesn't accept it as payment, yo.

This is the greatest thing since All I Want For Christmas Is A PSP.

Four...three...two...one.

I love the big screen,
So fresh and so clean.
It's all in my dreams.
And make me wanna scream.
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!

Games so crazy,
They totally amaze me.
Gotta ask my mom for one.
For shizzy.
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!

All I want for Christmas is my PSP,
When I play it when I'm walking down the street,
All I want for Christmas is my PSP.
Tell my mom and dad, 'Get one fo me.'
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!

Four...three...two...one.


That song gets stuck in my head from time to time...

Niero, you have got to win that auction and post the MP3s for all of us to hear!

Gawd, I love fanboys. PS Triple 4 lyfe, dawg!

Lol I know people like this.

We are going to start calling it the PS Triple though right?
such a balling name simply cannot be ignored.
I'm thinking the cd isn't real, or is one track long. The only thing he bought above feedback auctions was a cube memory card.
Everything else was 1 cent, and such ungangster things as Lasagna recipes, and a book about Daquiries. I thought gangsters popped the Cris? Or at least the Capri Sun?

I think that toaster guy was taking that video in the bathroom with the shower running so his mommy and daddy wouldn't hear him making a complete fool of himself.