9:09 AM on 03.21.2007
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Niero
Warning: if you watch this video, you will die after 3 days. To prevent your head from instantly exploding, forward it to a friend and say the demon's psalm:
Chadwardenn showin punks wut up wen it comez to video gamez, nah mean! (Furthermore) Sup byitchies... dis be Chaddwardenn's label here. Yup, dats rite. Duh mayan HIMSELF be signed to ma label an iz creatin' a fund raisin event so dat he kan hook his caddy UPP wit a PS triple. Any hoo, he whu wins dis be auction gets himself a signed copy of da new album, "Chadwardenn - GAYLO"
1. Intro (sup bytches)
2. Resistence (is futile, y'all)
3. Masturd Cheef don't know about GAMES
4. Big Ballin' (featuring MC PSP and delroy johnston)
5. Playin' wit a dil-do
6. Da weekist LINK
7. PS Triple is black (see my hair for reference)
8. Chicken Head Love (Caddy got PS Triple remix)
9. Take me HOME
10. Finale Fantasy (outro)
This auction be's for real, if you win you get dis cd dat only be available thru dis speshul offer. if you like ps triples and rap, you gots to hear the musical stylings of the infernal master himself!!! paypal only, by itches!
[Thanks Sean & Tony]
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i nearly stabbed my eyeballs
PuhLeez.... show us the ps3, chad, prove yr point. Show us all thise great games uve playin...
Nah, I take it back. this is just fucking retarded.
Do I still die if I only watched the first 30 seconds or so?
P5 3x 4 lyf3, biznotches!
Stupid people rule.
Anyone else agree?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220042410761
Buster...
I think he's nude in that video. Or at least shirtless. On any level, I recommend gouging your eyes out as a precaution to anyone before clicking on your link.
Anyway...
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Dear Moldytoast guy,
I would like to help you improve the quality of your videos. Please take the following tips under consideration when making these videos so as to possibly garner a respectable opinion of others rather than aggravate 12 year olds who only can afford a single console.
1. Shave. No one's too into the whole, "Scott Tenorman sold me his pubes" look, shave your face. Take a razor to it and groom yourself so your face doesn't make you look like an abject slob with no regard to hygiene. You can keep your 14 year old's haircut though.
2. put a GODDAMN SHIRT ON... Look, we can't all be The Hoff, I know... But at least put a shirt on. Maybe find some sponsor or something to whore your little rants out to. Maybe Screw Attack or Smash My Integrity or some other site. At the very worst, Wal-Mart sells undershirts for like $3 in XXL. Even that would be helpful.
3. Your hand is not a tripod. Put the camera down and quit thinking you're Janus Kaminski. Your shit looks horrible if all I see is your head. If I wanted to see JUST your face all the time, I'd have installed a webcam on a cheeseburger.
4. Write your slam down. Whatever you're going to putdown on, whether it's the Wii, the DS, the PSP, or your car, write down a plan of action. Anchors do it. They don't come in, sit down, and just start rattling off stuff they heard or read in the paper. They have a script. As such, it comes off very intelligent sounding and to the point. There's no rambling or trailing off. And no redundancy.
5. If you're going to be funny... Don't flip sides. It exposes you for the bad attempt at being funny or ironic.
If you're going to do a slam on the DS trumpeting how much better the PSP is, don't follow it up with a slam on the PSP. It just makes you look like an even bigger retard because you obviously don't care about pissing people off. George Carlin never changed his tune, espousing the pro's of liberalism, and then spins it back on conservatives with jokes about what big douches liberals are. Get some freakin' grounds setup for what you'll make fun of and stick to it. Changing sides not only kills your "buzz" surrounding your bit, but it also completely undermines your ability to get under people's skin, other than being a shirtless unshaven man.
I think all those guys making videos for Youtube are bloody vaginal belches.
I don't think you'll have much competition of that particular auction... congratulations? haha
I'm really hoping this is a joke. I might have to do some "creative" editing of that video and re-release it upon the youtube masses......Or someone else should............I'm lazy.
I couldn't resist adding a question of my own haha.
Well, at least I assume so considering he's selling a wii game in used condition
Four...three...two...one.
I love the big screen,
So fresh and so clean.
It's all in my dreams.
And make me wanna scream.
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!
Games so crazy,
They totally amaze me.
Gotta ask my mom for one.
For shizzy.
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!
All I want for Christmas is my PSP,
When I play it when I'm walking down the street,
All I want for Christmas is my PSP.
Tell my mom and dad, 'Get one fo me.'
PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!
Four...three...two...one.
That song gets stuck in my head from time to time...
Niero, you have got to win that auction and post the MP3s for all of us to hear!
Gawd, I love fanboys. PS Triple 4 lyfe, dawg!
I'm amazed he evolved enough to actually breath. Congrats, farktard
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
such a balling name simply cannot be ignored.
I'm thinking the cd isn't real, or is one track long. The only thing he bought above feedback auctions was a cube memory card.
Everything else was 1 cent, and such ungangster things as Lasagna recipes, and a book about Daquiries. I thought gangsters popped the Cris? Or at least the Capri Sun?
Please stop.
He calls the Wii and 360 gay, but extols his love of Final Fantasy VII. Nothing, and I mean nothing is more manly than the Final Fantasy series. How old was this abortion that lived when FFVII came out? Seven?