NFL superstar and millionaire Chad Johnson is a unique man, who apparently really knows how to shop for his loved ones. Johnson, who may or may not have changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco, was spotted at a Best Buy in Kentucky today buying a copy of Rock Band 2. Not one to miss out on a Black Friday deal, Johnson said the game as well as a stereo and Cuisinart four-slice toaster were for his coach.
He told a reporter that he had been “trying to call coach, but he didn’t answer.” His coach may have been asleep. It was 5:25 A.M. when he was spotted with those mean looking glasses and the Rock Band 2 bundle.
The appearance is mighty deceiving, but it’s good to know he was able to navigate through the crowds without being crushed by eager consumers this lovely morning. Like Johnson, were any of you able to get what you needed this morning? Did you guys cash in on any hot deals?
[via Cincinnati Enquirer]
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Chad Johnson: Xbox 360 Fanboy
The deals seemed to go quickly, since I ordered at the exact time they began (2:00AM Central) and by the time I woke up (8:00), the deals were over.
lmao. Imagine him busting his way through crowds of people. Also why the fuck is he shopping on Black Friday? He doesn't need to save money. He probably just likes throwing people down while shopping.