Just think about how great it would be to never ever have to get up again.
Just think about how great it would be to never ever have to have sex again.
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12:36 AM on 01.11.2012 | 
Fuck inflatable furniture.
Except my sleep number bed, which is awesome in every way.
Just think about how great it would be to never ever have to worry about having sex again.
So that's what it would be like to be Jim Sterling...
jk :P
I don't like sitting down for extremely long periods. I do lots of gaming standing up, and laying down.
I don't have to get up at all to changes games, I keep water bottles at my desk, and I play with giant headphones so I don't wake my wife or son late at night.
Feels good, man.
That's what I'm talking about man ! *high five
all it needs is a dildo and you good to go
Even as I wrote this short comment I got up three time to do a quick circle around my room. It's just hard to stay in the same position, ever since I was a kid I just couldn't sit still with out wiggling around.
*high five*
Chair? DO WANT.
2. Get bitches
3. ?????
4. PROFIT
Gotta say it doesn't have foot or head rests, so it can't compete with my recliner/rocker.
and some o' this!!
Also, I'm pretty sure my room filled with video game posters, nendoroids, memorabilia, and a massive collection of video games and consoles are more than enough reason to not bring anybody home. Just sayin'.
Three times for a few sentences? That just sounds like the crazies.
"1. Buy chair
2. Get bitches
3. ?????
4. PROFIT"
I have NO IDEA what you just said, but for some reason am laughing hysterically at it. And no, I'm not high.
Psychologically or physiologically?
With the amount of pockets it has
whynothaveboth.jpg
anyways looks too low to be a good computer chair
Also.. Seriously.. this things being optimistic. If we're being told gamers are such fat bastards all the time, we wouldn't possibly be able to fit into that sitting space.