You know what I'm going to do once I've become disgustingly wealthy because of my highly literate work on a major gaming blog? I'm going to buy one of these chairs, sit down and never stand up again for anything ever.

This is an Emperor Workstation, and mere words cannot properly describe its glory. In addition to the three 19" synchronized displays, it comes equipped with a 5.1 surround sound system (using BOSE speakers), a lamp which simulates natural light to reduce eye strain and a freakin' air filtration system. The plush leather seat can be adjusted in three locations as well as tilting the entire unit back or forwards for maximum comfort using a touchscreen control panel. 

Oh, and did I mention that the thing rotates? Yeah, it comes pre-programmed to turn 360 degrees over an eight-hour period in the event you've positioned it near a window and need to avoid irritating glare from the sun. And the monitor arm retracts to let you out of your awesome alien pod in the event that your house is on fire and you value your life more than the chair.

The Emperor is not cheap by any stretch of the imagination and retails for just under $40,000. So let's get those pageviews crackin', folks. My La-Z-Boy is looking a little ragged and I'd like to replace it with this bad boy as quickly as possible.

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Chris Carter

The fact that it has a spine makes it look sentient. A sentient being that will someday eat you.

Big Z

I can't think of a better way to spend 40 grand. I bet the damn thing weighs a ton!

Valthonis

Want. Want so hard.

J03yyz

i bet if someone actually came to that company with $40000 and said "i want one" they would come up with every excuse in the world to make sure you dont buy one

HydroTonix

Its a do want.

@ J03yyz, Why would they not want to sell you one?

welkstar

Does it come with a Portal gun?

Xhumation

the lack of cupholders disturbs me.

Cuban B

reminds me of the chairs in wall-e

mistic

You know what I'm going to do once I've become disgustingly wealthy because of my highly literate work on a major gaming blog? I'm going to buy one of these chairs, sit down and never stand up again for anything ever.

exactly my idea!

Aaron Mxy Yost

falinter

How about 400 of us throw down $1,000 and take turns.
Good idea, righttt?

falinter

Woops one too many zeros.

Steel Squirrel

@ Mxyzptlk

Hahahahahaha.... I was thinking the same thing when I saw it.

Cartman

Lol @ Mxyzptlk. If this thing had wheels it would be fucking heaven.

fetusmilk

bwahahah i was thinking that as well.

CrocBox

If this had any means of movement it would be like Wall*E :O

moshakirby

If that thing had legs and arms that could be controlled by brainwaves then I'd be all for just becoming a head in a machine.

wardrox

Just... oh my god.

If I don't go to PAX for 40 years.. I could have that chair.... hmmm

Drach

That would be fun to play Descent in. They look like the Tesla Pods they had for Mechwarrior.

Eschatos

Dear God. That is amazing.

Wexx

Looks like one of those wheeled vehicles from the clone wars, you know... only white. and not as big.

TrailerParkJesus

Yeah if this had wheels, I would've bought it. Too bad

robotsex

Nice. Yet another incentive to sit on your ass all day and not accomplish anything of merit. 40,000 is a college education, a down payment for a house or car, a trip around the world - almost anything would be better than a chair that perpetuates false accomplishment.

Looks Geiger'esque with the spine though, I'll give it that.

Detry

I actually clicked through here from Reddit... wooooo.

grafkhun

but... does it shoot lasers?

sumdawg

that would look great in my cheap one bedroom apartment. lol

Michael Fields

Wow. I Want One :P