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Reader Radio Guy writes: 
Recently, I went on a trip to the Ukraine, and had a look around their IT stores. For such a poor country, they are surprisingly well-stocked with high-end stuff, like 8800GTSs and Core 2 Duos. Anyhow, while I was browsing, I found this videogame that looks incredibly like the film Hot Fuzz. Being a die-hard fan of all things Simon Pegg, I bought the thing. 
Radio Guy documents his horrible mistake, as seen in the video above. Bottom line: This game is certainly not in any way, shape, or form related to the Simon Pegg/Edgar Wright comedy, Hot Fuzz. Yes, there are guns, and a dog. And yes, I also know that there were firearms in Hot Fuzz ... there also might have been a dog in there somewhere, too. 
 
But it is interesting to see how different the industry is outside of countries where things like enforceable copyright laws and, oh, ethics in marketing exist.







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Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 13:47
Aertyr
It's just like the movie!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 13:49
MaxVest
The title transcribed into Roman characters is "Narkopolizia," meaning (you guessed it) Narcotics Police.

If only it had been as cool as N.A.R.C.
bitterbohemian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 13:54
bitterbohemian
Watching the video, here's what I can translate:

You have three police officers, one is a dog handler, one is a criminologist and the third is a is a member of the russian special forces

They are ordered to seize a ship for the federal border service.

Sorry, the language junkie in me just came out.
DR Mexico's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 13:59
DR Mexico
i think that this is a faithful game adaptation and i can only hope that it will eventually be released in the UK
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:01
ShadowXOR
NARP!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:07
Nick Chester
We need more games with dog handlers.
nerpin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:10
nerpin
I think this may be the first game ever where you START with an AK-47 and get the M16 off the bad guys.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:17
aborto thefetus
I like how all the enemies look like an anorexic rambo wearing short-shorts.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:23
foxhound009
COD4 's new competition? only time.. and everybody else can tell
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:27
wardrox
Dunno about a dog, but there was a swan.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:34
parrothead
Just the one swan, there was a dog. The old man that talked funny had a dog.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:55
Aurain
Very posh voiceover indeed, old chaps.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:55
Eschatos
That looks like fun.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:06
infinity
GOTY 2008.
moonkid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:07
moonkid
Great video, I think he sounds like the Zero Punctuation guy, but slowed down a bit.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:16
MisterMingo
Id it just me, or does the music in the first level sound like Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel"?

"And my rating is... whatever that is in the right hand corner."
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:18
maxio098ui
lol in the start ssounded like anna kournakova criminal expert.
moonkid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:25
moonkid
Also, for a measly £5 you should be glad it didn't simply install a worm on your PC which allowed the Ukrainian Mafia to use you as a server for their kiddie porn.Cheap ass.

Still, the video was hugely amusing, good work.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:29
Cheeburga
it looks exactly like it!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:30
wardrox
[Daisy answers phone]
Daisy: Oh hi Mike. Yeah, he's here, I'll just get him.
[to Tim]
Daisy: It's your boyfriend.
Tim: He's not my boyfriend.
[picks up phone]
Tim: Hi babe.
Mike Watt: Hello Timmy.
Tim: Where are you?
Mike: Err, Sheffield.
Tim: What are you doing in Sheffield?
Mike: Fell asleep on the tube.
Tim: The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.
Mike: Yeah, I know. I um must have changed at King's Cross.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 15:47
Batthink
Radio Guy, you did a good job at highlighting the dodgy programming. You do indeed sound a bit like the fella from Zero Punctuation (like Moonkid said).

Impressive cut scenes though.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 16:14
Emrah
I am sure making this game wasn't easy, why the deceiving cover? I am sure this wasn't the decision of people who actually made the game.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 17:24
Syn
e-e-eth-ethiks?
Whats a ethiks?
This is Amerika, and 'round hya we dont like dem fancy things.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 17:29
mix
The best part on hot fuzz was the boat scene...geez
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 18:25
timtheterrible
Is that Chronicles of Fail?
harvey kartell's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 18:28
harvey kartell
@wardrox, spaced so fawkin rocks
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 19:09
garrfunkel
I got kind of excited when i read the title and then very dissapointed when I watched the video. I wonder why they put hot fuzz on the cover. The game looks bad but not bad enough that they need to put fake covers on it.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 22:34
Bob Muir
I don't remember this. Maybe it was the extended, unrated version?
RadioGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2008 02:30
RadioGuy
I just logged on to see my video had gained 8,000 hits over night. I nearly chocked on my coffee!

My eternal thanks to MaxVest and Bitterbohemian for translating it. Although i have to admit i'm still curious to know what my rating is!

@moonkid - When i first installed it my PC turned off and wouldn't turn back on! I was about to blame it on the game when i changed the power lead and found the fuse had just blown!

@Batthink - Any comparison to Zero Punctuation is good in my books!

According to a Simon Pegg website that ran the story, the great man himself and his loyal side kick Nick Frost have both seen it and thought it rather odd. I'll email them and see if they can write something to prove it, if its true i know my sister will never here the end of it!
moonkid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2008 08:05
moonkid
@Radioguy I'm glad that the game didn't wreck your PC, I was just amused at how little the game cost you.

It's a great video, deserves the recognition.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2008 09:40
Hitogoroshi
I want a hot fuzz game. :(
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2008 09:41
Jim Sterling
You know, for a Ukrainian, blatantly unlicensed game probably "published" from some man's bedroom and illegally using imagery from a movie, it's actually quite impressive. Probably one of the best bad games I've seen in a while.
Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2008 10:55
Lazerface84
I'm pretty sure thats using one of the Call of Duty engines, obviously not 4. It didn't hit me until the leaning part.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 11:59
Fading Star
Wow, this really sucks. :(.
Mybuu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2008 03:35
Mybuu
Now thats my type of game
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