Thong Friday is now a thing. Take off whatever lesser underwear you're currently donning and squeeze into your sexiest neon-colored thong. Do not send us videos.
Instead, watch this new story trailer for the upcoming DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue, a game that is coming much sooner than anyone could have expected. Like, this month. What?
In any event, the trailer goes into great detail about the titular thongs (which is now the name of my new death metal band). Of note is the fact that the trailer seems to suggest that Santa Claus himself was corrupted by one of the six thongs of virtue. Man, that explains so much about my childhood. It also contains a pirate tune sung by DeathSpank himself. Pirates are always funny and appropriate.
So, is the thong of cuisine enough to make you excited for another journey with DeathSpank?
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