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Note1: I do not want the prize, because I don't have a computer that can run this game. I am only leaving this comment for fun.
Note2: I have not played any of the monkey island games(yet).
If that prize can be transmuted into WiiWare, count my entered.
If not, let me be attemptedly humorous, and leave it at that.
-"Aye..."
-Ok...
-"..Aye"
...I still want the entire season free, though.
*Comment flies out of hands... somehow. I didn't really think this through.*
Also, fuck you for ruining the ending.
Boo.
Well I got Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition which seems to be completely different from the episodic games. So...
Okay. I'm a little less upset though.
Still bummed that those not into this franchise won't be getting in through this.
Oh wait, that was Greybush. Never mind.
Alas, this is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur, Stan the Salesman's shady business will be nothing but a blur.
Goodnight sweet prince, enjoy your ghostly bed, at least your hemorroids won't flare up again, eh?
Are really silly, you know?
You fight like a cow.
This is the only Monkey Island game I haven't had the opportunity to play, and I know I'd love it regardless of the spoilers.
Go out and buy LOOM(tm) today!
Or go save the girl.
Guybrush is that the
Second biggest monkey head
You have ever seen?
Threepwood zaps LeChuck
With root beer in slow-motion.
Fireworks in the sky!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I totally didn't notice that. Also, I thought it was a major plot twist or something. Forgive my previous statement.
How she smurfed him when his smurf needed smurfing
and how she even smurfed him when he should have never been smurfed
Gave him a serious case of rigor mortis
Never did let him rest in peace......
"Well what's your name?"
"Mancomb Seepgood!"
An island likes eating land
Haikus make no sense
I wonder how he looks these days?
Rumour is he's been 3D now for years,
Mind giving a chance to see for myself, dears?
- Guybrush's psychologist.
me:you must have known him for a long time.
Crying old lady:no no!i just talked with him only once in my whole life.
me(astonished):Then why are u crying??
Crying old lady:Becoz he paid me to do so.Now stop disturbing me and let me cry some more,i made "6 hours of crying"contract with him.
we have our first interview,now let's pick up some one special whose name always we can hear from Guybrush's Lips-" The Three-Headed Monkey"
me-How are u feeling?
Ist Head-Sad very sad.
2nd Head-No comments.
3rd Head-Buy me a drink man!
me-how are u coping with your dear friend's death?
Ist Head-I asked Elaine to marry me.
2nd head-I will take care of all his properties.
3rd head-2 extra large scotch plz.
me:Any message for our community on how can we get over his death?
Ist Head-Go and play James Cameron's Avatar.
2nd Head-Or better,buy an Xbox.
3rd Head-To drink or not To Drink,That is the question!
..........................................................To be continued ^_^.
After that it'd tell me to talk to the Voodoo Lady and get a long winded, over complicated explanation on what to do. Because I got distracted by the three headed monkey, and wasn't paying attention, I'd head back out trying to find what these ashes could possibly be for.
The Fettucini Brothers said it wouldn't make a proper helmet, it didn't seem to be proper evidence for Pegnose Pete, it didn't gain me access to LeChuck's theme park, and most upsettingly it wasn't even useless enough for the troll at the bridge to accept.
About to give up, I get on my ship and head back for Melee Island only to be ambushed by pirates. The Captain boards my ship asking me to insult sword fight for all I've got. I tell him "All I have is Guybrush Threepwood's ashes, and I don't even know what to do with them. Here; take them." Seeing my offering of Guybrush Threepwood's ashes, the pirates exclaims that this is the "biggest insult of all time" and lets me go. Cool. I beat the game.
I email Tim Schafer to tell him what I did with Guybrush's ashes. All I get is an email too weeks later that reads:
BIG WHOOP!
What more need be said?
And stop thinking dirty thoughts!
Twas a shrimpy sponge... ¬_¬
also much like gamesareart, this isn't for a prize. i don't have the time to play any new games, and already have a huge backlog waiting to be opened :( i just felt like commenting...
This line is in your head now. You know it so well, you will never forget it. On your grave it will stand, and in your mind it will stay. Because nothing else is as funny as a dog barking le chuck.