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Celeb shocker! Joseph Leray spotted in Mississippi videogame store photo

According to paparazzi photos sent via fax to our news headquarters just moments ago, it would appear that internet superstar Joseph Leray has been sighted in a local area Mississippi Game Stop, presumably with the intent to purchase a videogame.

Sources close to Leray tell FOXTOID that this is not the first time the internet badboy has purchased interactive digital media. We've received word from several family members stating that Leray has been involved in gaming for nearly 20 years, and that his own parents may have purchased videogames for him as early 1992. We've deployed a heavily-armed team of cronies to further investigate these allegations. 

Stay tuned to FOXTOID for breaking news on this heartbreaking development as it becomes available.


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Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:23
Nogarda
The BASTARD *spits* ... how dare he....... *coughBUY MY BOOKcough*
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:25
BFeld13
Why does it have to be this neighborhood? This area used to be safe until hooligans like him started running around...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:26
Justice
Those poor poor children. What have you done Mr Leray, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:27
Topher Cantler
Certainly you would not spy Geraldo Beedog buying videogames. Geraldo Beedog is a beedog of honor and integrity. Geraldo Beedog served alongside his fellow beedogs in the war on marshmallow peeps.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:29
3r0t1c n3rd
It's the end of civilized society!
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:30
Kaspar
Should the public carry out a crucifixion or hanging?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:38
Qraze
that is so cool. happy april fools. d-toid..er i mean f-toid. fuctoid. we blame, you agree. classic. #1_in_the_hood_G!!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:39
Samit Sarkar
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 06:44
Boolean
This is why I keep my kids in bubble wrap and forbid them from leaving the house until they are 25. PRAISE DA LAWD!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:02
Snaileb
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU Joseph Leray !!! AHHHHHHH I HAVE ALL YOUR POSTERS!!
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:16
Roryzilla
That no good sonofabitch. That no good son of a bitch.
Camalen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:35
Camalen
Joseph Leray es verdaderamente un hombre. ¿De dónde le viene?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:02
Mxyzptlk
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:15
Fronz
The audacity!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:14
AgentMOO
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:27
Knives
Why isn't the government doing anything to stop this!!??!?

I'm not from the US but even I can notice how serious the problem is getting over there.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:47
Dexter345
I've been meaning to have an intervention with Joseph myself. Things have just gotten out of hand.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:56
Necros
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:56
Necros
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:20
HarassmentPanda
That Leray is soooo dreamy.
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