According to paparazzi photos sent via fax to our news headquarters just moments ago, it would appear that internet superstar Joseph Leray has been sighted in a local area Mississippi Game Stop, presumably with the intent to purchase a videogame.
Sources close to Leray tell FOXTOID that this is not the first time the internet badboy has purchased interactive digital media. We've received word from several family members stating that Leray has been involved in gaming for nearly 20 years, and that his own parents may have purchased videogames for him as early 1992. We've deployed a heavily-armed team of cronies to further investigate these allegations.
Stay tuned to FOXTOID for breaking news on this heartbreaking development as it becomes available.
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