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Celeb shocker! Joseph Leray spotted in Mississippi videogame store photo

According to paparazzi photos sent via fax to our news headquarters just moments ago, it would appear that internet superstar Joseph Leray has been sighted in a local area Mississippi Game Stop, presumably with the intent to purchase a videogame.

Sources close to Leray tell FOXTOID that this is not the first time the internet badboy has purchased interactive digital media. We've received word from several family members stating that Leray has been involved in gaming for nearly 20 years, and that his own parents may have purchased videogames for him as early 1992. We've deployed a heavily-armed team of cronies to further investigate these allegations. 

Stay tuned to FOXTOID for breaking news on this heartbreaking development as it becomes available.


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Nogarda's Avatar
Nogarda at 04/01/2008 06:23
The BASTARD *spits* ... how dare he....... *coughBUY MY BOOKcough*
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BFeld13 at 04/01/2008 06:25
Why does it have to be this neighborhood? This area used to be safe until hooligans like him started running around...
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Justice at 04/01/2008 06:26
Those poor poor children. What have you done Mr Leray, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
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Topher Cantler at 04/01/2008 06:27
Certainly you would not spy Geraldo Beedog buying videogames. Geraldo Beedog is a beedog of honor and integrity. Geraldo Beedog served alongside his fellow beedogs in the war on marshmallow peeps.
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3r0t1c n3rd at 04/01/2008 06:29
It's the end of civilized society!
Kaspar's Avatar
Kaspar at 04/01/2008 06:30
Should the public carry out a crucifixion or hanging?
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Qraze at 04/01/2008 06:38
that is so cool. happy april fools. d-toid..er i mean f-toid. fuctoid. we blame, you agree. classic. #1_in_the_hood_G!!
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Samit Sarkar at 04/01/2008 06:39
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 04/01/2008 06:44
This is why I keep my kids in bubble wrap and forbid them from leaving the house until they are 25. PRAISE DA LAWD!
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Snaileb at 04/01/2008 07:02
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU Joseph Leray !!! AHHHHHHH I HAVE ALL YOUR POSTERS!!
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Roryzilla at 04/01/2008 07:16
That no good sonofabitch. That no good son of a bitch.
Camalen's Avatar
Camalen at 04/01/2008 08:35
Joseph Leray es verdaderamente un hombre. ¿De dónde le viene?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/01/2008 09:02
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 04/01/2008 09:15
The audacity!
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 04/01/2008 12:14
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
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Knives at 04/01/2008 14:27
Why isn't the government doing anything to stop this!!??!?

I'm not from the US but even I can notice how serious the problem is getting over there.
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Dexter345 at 04/01/2008 14:47
I've been meaning to have an intervention with Joseph myself. Things have just gotten out of hand.
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Necros at 04/01/2008 14:56
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/01/2008 14:56
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
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HarassmentPanda at 04/02/2008 11:20
That Leray is soooo dreamy.
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